The Pirates who Usually Don't Do Anything

The Pirates who Usually Don't Do Anything
Author: Eric Metaxas
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2002
Genre: Humorous stories
ISBN: 9780310704607

Pa Grape, one of the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, tells of the Pirates' one adventure, when they sailed with a man named Jonah, were caught in a storm, made Jonah walk the plank, then tried to rescue him from the whale that swallowed him.

The Pirates Who Usually Don't Do Anything

The Pirates Who Usually Don't Do Anything
Author: Cindy Kenney
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2005
Genre: Humorous stories
ISBN: 9780717278893

Pa Grape, one of the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, tells of the Pirates' one adventure, when they sailed with a man named Jonah, were caught in a storm, made Jonah walk the plank, then tried to rescue him from the whale that swallowed him.

Pirates Don't Change Diapers

Pirates Don't Change Diapers
Author: Melinda Long
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2007
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780152053536

Braid Beard and his pirate crew return to retrieve the treasure they buried in Jeremy Jacob's backyard, but first they must help calm his baby sister, Bonney Anne, whom they awoke from her nap.

Who Wants to Be a Pirate?

Who Wants to Be a Pirate?
Author: Karen Poth
Publisher: Zondervan
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2011
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780310721598

When Larry, Lunt, and Pa Grape decide they want to try being someone new, they imagine what living on TaterTown and Cookie Island would be like.

Pirates Don't Take Baths

Pirates Don't Take Baths
Author: John Segal
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2016-07
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 039917558X

A young pig tries to avoid taking a bath by claiming to be a variety of characters, from an astronaut to an Eskimo, as his mother tries to lure him into the tub.

Pirates Don't Go to Kindergarten!

Pirates Don't Go to Kindergarten!
Author: Lisa Robinson
Publisher: Two Lions
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781542092753

Emma the pirate does not want to start kindergarten, so she returns to her preschool classroom to stir up a mutiny against kindergarten.

How I Became a Pirate

How I Became a Pirate
Author: Melinda Long
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2003
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780152018481

"Pirates have green teeth when they have any teeth at all. I know about pirates, because one day, when I was at the beach building a sand castle and minding my own business, a pirate ship sailed into view."So proclaims Jeremy Jacob, a boy who joins Captain Braid Beard and his crew in this witty look at the finer points of pirate life by the Caldecott Honor winning illustrator David Shannon and the storyteller Melinda Long. Jeremy learns how to say scurvy dog, sing sea chanteys, and throw food . . . but he also learns that there are no books or good night kisses on board: Pirates don t tuck. A swashbuckling adventure with fantastically silly, richly textured illustrations that suit the story to a T. "

Are Pirates Polite?

Are Pirates Polite?
Author: Corinne Demas
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2016-11-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 054562875X

Pirates may fight and plunder booty. But when they do so, they are polite! "Pirates are unrulyand pirates love to fight,but pirates still say 'please' and 'thanks''cause pirates are polite."Are Pirates Polite?shows pirates' rowdy activitiesandteaches manners lessons. These pirates remember to say "please" and "thank you." If pirates can be polite, surely young readers can, too!Fun, rhyming text by Corinne Demas and Artemis Roehrig pairs pirates' questionable activities with their lead-by-example lessons in manners. David Catrow's humorous, zany illustrations depict the swashbuckling nature of the pirates. Follow along as pirates have fun on a pirate ship, divide up their treasure, and teach manners. Aargh!

Three Pirates and You!

Three Pirates and You!
Author: Lisa Vischer
Publisher: Zondervan
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2004
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780310707240

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything are bored, but when they discover that someone is reading the book they are in, they take off on an imaginary journey to distant places for zany adventures that wear them out.

Pirates Don't Go to School!

Pirates Don't Go to School!
Author: Alan MacDonald
Publisher:
Total Pages: 25
Release: 2020-03
Genre:
ISBN: 9780876172629

When Jake wants to go to school, his family is horrified! School is all rotten rules and terrible ten-legged teachers. Pirates don't go to school! Or do they? A fabulously funny tale, perfect for calming those ''first day of school'' nerves!