The Pirates who Usually Don't Do Anything

The Pirates who Usually Don't Do Anything
Author: Eric Metaxas
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2002
Genre: Humorous stories
ISBN: 9780310704607

Pa Grape, one of the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, tells of the Pirates' one adventure, when they sailed with a man named Jonah, were caught in a storm, made Jonah walk the plank, then tried to rescue him from the whale that swallowed him.

The Pirates who Don't Do Anything and Me!

The Pirates who Don't Do Anything and Me!
Author: Michael Nawrocki
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2004
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0310707250

Junior comes knocking on the door to the ship of The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. He thinks not doing anything sounds good, so he wants to hop on board and be pirate number four! This fun and wacky band of pirates convince Junior the importance of going to school and following God's plan for his life.Sunday morning values, Saturday morning fun. Now that's the Big Idea!Through imaginative and innovative products, Zonderkidz is feeding young souls.

Pirates Don't Change Diapers

Pirates Don't Change Diapers
Author: Melinda Long
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2007
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780152053536

Braid Beard and his pirate crew return to retrieve the treasure they buried in Jeremy Jacob's backyard, but first they must help calm his baby sister, Bonney Anne, whom they awoke from her nap.

Pirates You Don't Know

Pirates You Don't Know
Author: John Griswold
Publisher: University of Georgia Press
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2014-03-15
Genre: Literary Collections
ISBN: 0820347035

“In this beautiful book about striving and surviving, every essay displays a well-stocked brain grappling with life’s thorny problems.”—Debra Monroe, author of On the Outskirts of Normal For nearly ten years John Griswold has been publishing his essays in Inside Higher Ed, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Brevity, Ninth Letter, and Adjunct Advocate, many under the pen name Oronte Churm. Churm’s topics have ranged widely, exploring themes such as the writing life and the utility of creative-writing classes, race issues in a university town, and the beautiful, protective crocodiles that lie patiently waiting in the minds of fathers. Though Griswold recently entered the tenure stream, much of his experience, at a Big Ten university, has been as an adjunct lecturer—that tenuous and uncertain position so many now occupy in higher education. In Pirates You Don’t Know, Griswold writes poignantly and hilariously about the contingent nature of this life, tying it to his birth in the last American enclave in Saigon during the Vietnam War, his upbringing in a coal town in southern Illinois, and his experience as an army deep-sea diver and frogman. He investigates class in America through four generations of his family and portrays the continuing joys and challenges of fatherhood while making a living, becoming literate, and staying open to the world. “In examining his life as teacher, father, husband, son, Griswold causes us to consider our own lives and how we spend them. These essays are wise, hilarious, and necessary.”—John Warner, author of The Writer’s Practice

Pirates Don't Go to Kindergarten!

Pirates Don't Go to Kindergarten!
Author: Lisa Robinson
Publisher: Two Lions
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781542092753

Emma the pirate does not want to start kindergarten, so she returns to her preschool classroom to stir up a mutiny against kindergarten.

Pirates Don't Say Please!

Pirates Don't Say Please!
Author: Laurie Lazzaro Knowlton
Publisher: Pelican Publishing Company, Inc.
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2012-09-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781589809826

A young boy learns the cost of his scallywag ways. Everyone knows pirates are ruthless, swashbuckling adventurers with no time for manners. Everyone, that is, except Mom. When she sends Pirate Billy Nelson to the brig, otherwise known as his room, he goes on an imaginary journey where he discovers being polite is more valuable than all the loot he could plunder.

Three Pirates and You!

Three Pirates and You!
Author: Lisa Vischer
Publisher: Zondervan
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2004
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780310707240

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything are bored, but when they discover that someone is reading the book they are in, they take off on an imaginary journey to distant places for zany adventures that wear them out.

How I Became a Pirate

How I Became a Pirate
Author: Melinda Long
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2003
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780152018481

"Pirates have green teeth when they have any teeth at all. I know about pirates, because one day, when I was at the beach building a sand castle and minding my own business, a pirate ship sailed into view."So proclaims Jeremy Jacob, a boy who joins Captain Braid Beard and his crew in this witty look at the finer points of pirate life by the Caldecott Honor winning illustrator David Shannon and the storyteller Melinda Long. Jeremy learns how to say scurvy dog, sing sea chanteys, and throw food . . . but he also learns that there are no books or good night kisses on board: Pirates don t tuck. A swashbuckling adventure with fantastically silly, richly textured illustrations that suit the story to a T. "

Pirates Don't Take Baths

Pirates Don't Take Baths
Author: John Segal
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2016-07
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 039917558X

A young pig tries to avoid taking a bath by claiming to be a variety of characters, from an astronaut to an Eskimo, as his mother tries to lure him into the tub.

Who Wants to Be a Pirate?

Who Wants to Be a Pirate?
Author: Karen Poth
Publisher: Zondervan
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2011
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780310721598

When Larry, Lunt, and Pa Grape decide they want to try being someone new, they imagine what living on TaterTown and Cookie Island would be like.