The Penultimate Peril

The Penultimate Peril
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Egmont Books (UK)
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2010
Genre: Baudelaire, Klaus (Fictitious character)
ISBN: 9781405253871

The Baudelaire orphans disguise themselves as employees of the Hotel Denoument and find themselves pursued by the evil Count Olaf and others.

Jukebox Music

Jukebox Music
Author: Tony Nesca
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2014-09-01
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1257036521

Jukebox Music is a collection of poems written in a lyrical yet gritty and uncensored free-flow style. Like all of Tony Nesca's books it is a unique and singular work, full of music, sexual energy and tons of fringe-living barroom experiences.

Bedtime for Bear

Bedtime for Bear
Author: Brett Helquist
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2010-12-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0060502053

Wintertime is here, and that means it is bedtime for Bear. But Bear's friends don't think so. They want Bear to come and play outside in the snow. Bear can hear his friends calling. He hears them laughing and playing. Bear can't sleep. But it's bedtime! What is a bear to do?

The Lump of Coal

The Lump of Coal
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2011-06-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0061965146

Forget Frosty the Snowman or Ruldolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The next great holiday hero is a small, flammable chunk of barbecue fodder. He's impeccably dressed, he's terribly grumpy, and he's looking for a holiday miracle. It's unmistakably Snicket - here's the opening line: This holiday season is a time for stoytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles.

The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations

The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations
Author: Joe Tracz
Publisher: Hachette Books
Total Pages: 216
Release: 2018-10-30
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 0316451835

This mysterious illustrated tie-in to Netflix's award-winning A Series of Unfortunate Events -- featuring an introduction by Count Olaf's legal representative, Neil Patrick Harris -- shares insider secrets about the Baudelaire family and the making of the show. In every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind... In this collector's companion you will discover never-before-seen photographs, never-before-told stories, and never-before, revealed secrets spanning all three seasons of the hilariously twisted, critically acclaimed hit series. You will encounter original concept art, annotated script excerpts, and interviews with the creative team and all-star cast, as well as glossaries, recipes, lyric sheets, hidden Easter eggs, shocking backstories, and suspicious pages from the titular tome, unredacted, and revealed here for the first time. Featuring interviews with: Tony Hale Daniel Handler Aasif Mandvi Sara Rue Barry Sonnenfeld Patrick Warburton Bo Welch Alfre Woodard and more... Perhaps you are wondering how a noble person such as yourself might become a member of a secret organization. Like so many things in life, it starts by picking up the right book. So go ahead, read at your own risk.

A Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital

A Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 278
Release: 2009-03-17
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0061757209

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES The Baudelaires need a safe place to stay—somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police. A quiet refuge where misfortune never visits. Might Heimlich Hospital be just the place? In Lemony Snicket's eighth ghastly installment in A Series of Unfortunate Events, I'm sorry to say that the Baudelaire orphans will spend time in a hospital where they risk encountering a misleading newspaper headline, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire.

A Series of Unfortunate Events 01. The Bad Beginning

A Series of Unfortunate Events 01. The Bad Beginning
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Egmont Books (UK)
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2012-09-01
Genre: Baudelaire, Klaus (Fictitious character)
ISBN: 9781405266062

There is nothing to be found in the pages of A Series of Unfortunate Events but misery and despair. You still have time to choose another international best-seller to read. But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on . . . In The Bad Beginning the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfast. Then again, why trouble yourself with the unfortunate resolutions? With 5 million copies sold in the UK alone, one might consider Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events to make him one of the most successful children’s authors of the past decade. We, however, consider these miserable so-called adventure stories and the Hollywood film starring Jim Carrey that accompanied the books for children as nothing more than a dreadful mistake.

A Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope

A Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 354
Release: 2009-10-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0061757101

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Like bad smells, uninvited weekend guests or very old eggs, there are some things that ought to be avoided. Snicket's saga about the charming, intelligent, and grossly unlucky Baudelaire orphans continues to alarm its distressed and suspicious fans the world over. The tenth book in this outrageous publishing effort features more than the usual dose of distressing details, such as snow gnats, an organised troupe of youngsters, an evil villain with a dastardly plan, a secret headquarters and some dangerous antics you should not try at home. With the weather turning colder, this is one chilling book you would be better off without.

A Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill

A Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2009-10-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0061757160

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log. The pages of this book, I'm sorry to inform you, contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons. I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket

A Series of Unfortunate Events Box: The Situation Worsens (Books 4-6)

A Series of Unfortunate Events Box: The Situation Worsens (Books 4-6)
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2002-10-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780060095567

What could be worse than a book by Lemony Snicket? Three books by Lemony Snicket—all in one foul package. This second Box of Unfortunate Events, contains The Miserable Mill, The Austere Academy, and The Ersatz Elevator.