The Official Redneck Alphabet

The Official Redneck Alphabet
Author: Ralph Masiello
Publisher: Charlesbridge
Total Pages: 82
Release: 2013-08-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1607344270

A is for Alphabet...because you probably need a refresher. If you're not laughing by the end of this book...well, you're probably slower than molasses on a cold day. Or maybe you're just as sharp as a cue ball. But the rest of us sure will find plenty of guffaws in this side-splittingly uproarious ABC, which takes comic aim at the redneck lifestyle. It's got 26 letters (yes, that's how many there are) worth of fun, all illustrated with hilarious cartoons of rednecks and their more refined and proper dogs. G is for grandmother (who's also your aunt and your sister). L is for Lottery-otherwise known as the redneck retirement plan. And V is for the velvet Elvis painting that probably hangs in your trailer. This'll be hotter than a mess of collard greens on the back burner of a $4 stove! And because we know how difficult the alphabet can be for those rednecks, we have several extra usages of the letters in the alphabet.

Redneck #16

Redneck #16
Author: Donny Cates
Publisher: Image Comics
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2018-10-24
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN:

Let's go to prison! What does a state penitentiary's most famous inmate have to do with the Bowman family? And what secret is Greg hiding from his dad?

Cowboy Alphabet

Cowboy Alphabet
Author: James Rice
Publisher: Pelican Publishing
Total Pages: 44
Release: 1990
Genre: Alphabet books
ISBN: 9781455603022

Various aspects of western ranch life introduce the letters of the alphabet.

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 158
Release: 2007-09-25
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0345494245

Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment. “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.” assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!” honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.” So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Fawcett
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2009-06-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0307495566

Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it’s the one you’ve been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you’re blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French!

Cajun Alphabet

Cajun Alphabet
Author: James Rice
Publisher: Pelican Publishing
Total Pages: 68
Release: 1999
Genre: Alphabet rhymes
ISBN: 9781455601721

Short alphabetical rhymes introduce Cajun vocabulary and Cajun culture.

The Redneck Manifesto

The Redneck Manifesto
Author: Jim Goad
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 278
Release: 1998-05-05
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 0684838648

In "The Redneck Manifesto", Goad elucidates redneck politics, religion, and values in his own unique way. "A furious, profane, smart, and hilariously smart-aleck defense of working-class white culture".--"Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel".

G Is for Grits

G Is for Grits
Author: Nikole Brooks Bethea
Publisher: Pelican Publishing Company, Inc.
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2012-09-14
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781455616985

From alligators to winding country lanes and fried zucchini, this picture book is an alphabetized list of Southern delights. Breezy rhymes recall an appreciation for good food, laid-back evenings, and the gentle dispositions the region is known for.

Quintessential Redneck

Quintessential Redneck
Author: Wesley Whisenhunt
Publisher: WestBow Press
Total Pages: 197
Release: 2017-12-08
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1973608081

Many books speak of the sixtiespop culture, the Beatles, JFK, Vietnam War, civil rights, walking on the moonbut not from the eyes of an elementary school boy growing up on the prairie in Central Texas. This is a humorous and tear-jerking look back in time, a thought-provoking and entertaining look at history and people.

My Rotten Redheaded Older Brother

My Rotten Redheaded Older Brother
Author: Patricia Polacco
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2011-06-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442443308

There's nothing worse than a rotten redheaded older brother who can do everything you can do better! Patricia's brother Richard could run the fastest, climb the highest, and spit the farthest and still smile his extra-rotten, greeny-toothed, weasel-eyed grin. But when little Patricia wishes on a shooting star that she could do something—anything—to show him up, she finds out just what wishes—and rotten redheaded older brothers—can really do. Patricia Polacco's boldly and exuberantly painted pictures tell a lively and warmhearted tale of comic one-upsmanship and brotherly love.