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| Author | : |
| Publisher | : Ulysses Press |
| Total Pages | : 146 |
| Release | : 2009-07-14 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1569757097 |
A treasury of irreverent, politically incorrect, and wholly distasteful jokes represents top-selected submissions to the b3ta.com Web site, in a volume that is complemented by equally biting illustrations. Original.
| Author | : Rob Manuel |
| Publisher | : Friday Project |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2006-10 |
| Genre | : English wit and humor |
| ISBN | : 9781905548286 |
This joke book presents the jokes you might be afraid to repeat to your closest friends, totally uncensored and illustrated.
| Author | : Geoff Tibballs |
| Publisher | : Constable |
| Total Pages | : 512 |
| Release | : 2005-10-13 |
| Genre | : Wit and humor |
| ISBN | : 9781841199672 |
The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.
| Author | : Alan Dundes |
| Publisher | : Quid Pro Books |
| Total Pages | : 318 |
| Release | : 2017-01-19 |
| Genre | : Literary Criticism |
| ISBN | : 1610273621 |
| Author | : Rudy A. Swale |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 334 |
| Release | : 2008-05-28 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1569759456 |
THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.
| Author | : Dan Morgan |
| Publisher | : Random House Books for Young Readers |
| Total Pages | : 129 |
| Release | : 2021-05-11 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0593379373 |
The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed with over 200 jokes inspired by the best-selling video game in the world! BONUS: Includes full-color poster! Q: What's a Minecraft zombie's favorite vegetable? A: A human bean! Q: Why aren't zombies funny? A: Because their jokes are rotten! The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of jokes and humorous illustrations that will fill Minecraft fans' inventories with laughs and giggles. There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. The book also comes with a full-color insert! © 2021 Mojang AB and Mojang Synergies AB. MINECRAFT and MOJANG are trademarks or registered trademarks of Mojang Synergies AB.
| Author | : Mr. J |
| Publisher | : Castle Books |
| Total Pages | : 368 |
| Release | : 2013-01-31 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780890098127 |
Giant Book of Dirty Jokes is a collection of graphic, shocking, and especially funny jokes and anecdotes.
| Author | : Dwight York |
| Publisher | : Dwight York |
| Total Pages | : 55 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 162018074X |
The shortest route from set-up to payoff is, geometrically speaking, the one-liner. And there’s no finer practitioner of this oft-overlooked art than Dwight York. One of the most prolific and masterful comics working the stage today, York is known for his combination of short witticisms (channeling a bit of Steven Wright) and quick shocks (perhaps like an over-caffeinated Doug Stanhope), a deluge of which are shared in his latest book, More from the Vile File. Whether you’re looking to crib some notes for cocktail parties or get your humor in bite-sized pieces, More from the Vile File will have you all stocked up in no time… just practice your transition from, “Wait…?” to “Oh!” to “Oh dear…,” because the mighty Dwight York one-liner waits for no man, woman, or sheep.
| Author | : Unearthed Books |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Pub |
| Total Pages | : 150 |
| Release | : 2011-05-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781461150916 |
Sick, twisted and totally wrong. The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book is 100% all new jokes for 2011! The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book has everything and then some. Celebrities, Government Officials, Corporations, no one is safe from this outrageous parody of grotesqueness that is strewn thru the pages of this hilarious book. It has everything inside you could ever need when dealing with a dead baby. It has survival tactics, recipes, sex tips, storing tips, eating tips and last but not least, what to do when the police find you with a dead baby! Everything and anything you could possibly think of to do with a dead baby is in the pages of this book. It answers all of the deep questions below and then some! How many dead babies do you need to throw at a bear to keep it from attacking you? What's the perfect time to serve dead baby to your family? How many dead babies can you give to your lover on Valentines Day? When is the Government going to finish their cybernetic dead baby robot fighting competition and will it save the economy? What's the exchange rate for different dead babies in different countries? Which celebrities used dead babies for inspiration? How many dead babies helped write the Declaration of Independence? What did Albert Einstein do with a dead baby? Everything you ever wondered and needed to know about Dead Babies is answered in this book. This is is the guide you need. This is... The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book!
| Author | : E. Henry Thripshaw |
| Publisher | : Robinson |
| Total Pages | : 456 |
| Release | : 2010-09-30 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1849016658 |
The ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldn't be told. More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking. From Anne Frank's drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you're a monster; if you buy it you're going straight to hell. Includes gems such as these: My father is in a coma. He's just living the dream. Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're very bitter. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm. How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass. I went to see my friend's new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead. Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It's a great position all year round.
