The Baby Owner's Manual

The Baby Owner's Manual
Author: Louis Borgenicht M.D.
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2012-11-06
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1594746095

At last! A beginner's guide to newborn baby technology, complete with step-by-step instructions, FAQs, and schematics, from a board-certified pediatrician and his son (an older model). Congratulations—you’ve just acquired one of life’s biggest technological marvels: a newborn baby! New owners have so many questions: How do I handle sleep malfunctions? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? What transportation accessories do I need? New users will get plenty of useful advice on: PREPARATION AND HOME INSTALLATION: How to store your baby properly GENERAL CARE: Effective techniques for handling, holding, and comforting the baby FEEDING: An in-depth guide to your baby’s power supply, from breastfeeding to solid food PROGRAMMING SLEEP MODE: How to Configure baby’s sleeping area and manage issues such as overstimulation GENERAL MAINTENANCE: Keep that new baby smell fresh with tips on sanitation and care, such as diaper installation and cleaning GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT: Perform user testing on baby’s reflexes, note and track milestones, plus advanced motor and sensory skills SAFETY AND EMERGENCY MAINTENANCE: Monitor baby’s health, tackle childproofing, learn life-saving procedures, plus get fixes for minor issues such as cradle cap and diaper rash Whatever your concerns, celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenight and his son, Joe Borgenicht, provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.

Baby Owner's Manual

Baby Owner's Manual
Author: Steve Bedwell
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011
Genre: Fatherhood
ISBN: 9781921878428

For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manual Regardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model. No two Mother Nature Heavy Industries (MNHI) babies are identical. A humorous operating guide for fathers, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life--no, not his wife, his car This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimizing economy, and getting the most out of your baby. This is a must-have book for any father-to-be.

The Baby Owner's Manual

The Baby Owner's Manual
Author: Louis Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 232
Release: 2003
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9781931686235

As every parent knows, infant technology isn't quite user-friendly, and first-timers have plenty of frequently asked questions: How does one get the baby to sleep through the night? What is the recommended way to swaddle a baby? When is it necessary to bring a baby to a physician for servicing?The Baby Owner's Manual has the answers. With step-by-step instructions, helpful schematic diagrams, trouble-shooting tips and advice on lifelong maintenance, this manual skips the warm-and-fuzzy illustrations and cuts right to the dirty diapers.

Operating Instructions

Operating Instructions
Author: Anne Lamott
Publisher: Anchor
Total Pages: 273
Release: 2005-03-08
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1400079098

With the same brilliant combination of humor and warmth she brought to bestseller Bird by Bird, Anne Lamott gives us a smart, funny, and comforting chronicle of single motherhood. It’s not like she’s the only woman to ever have a baby. At thirty-five. On her own. But Anne Lamott makes it all fresh in her now-classic account of how she and her son and numerous friends and neighbors and some strangers survived and thrived in that all important first year. From finding out that her baby is a boy (and getting used to the idea) to finding out that her best friend and greatest supporter Pam will die of cancer (and not getting used to that idea), with a generous amount of wit and faith (but very little piousness), Lamott narrates the great and small events that make up a woman’s life. "Lamott has a conversational style that perfectly conveys her friendly, self-depricating humor." -- Los Angeles Times Book Review "Lamott is a wonderfully lithe writer .... Anyone who has ever had a hard time facing a perfectly ordinary day will identify." -- Chicago Tribune

Bringing Baby Home

Bringing Baby Home
Author: Laura Zahn
Publisher:
Total Pages: 164
Release: 1993
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN:

Zahn's sense of humor and clear directions make this a simple, enjoyable book to read. Real advice for the real world -- go buy it today. The Best Books for You & Your Baby. Benjamin Franklin and Midwest Book Achievement Award winner.

Your New Baby

Your New Baby
Author: Martin Baxendale
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 1991-04-01
Genre:
ISBN: 9780951354216

Your Owner's Manual

Your Owner's Manual
Author: Burt Hotchkiss
Publisher: Fernwood Management Company
Total Pages: 138
Release: 1992-09-01
Genre: Conduct of life
ISBN: 9780963536501

YOU: The Owner's Manual

YOU: The Owner's Manual
Author: Mehmet Oz, M.D.
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 556
Release: 2013-12-17
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 0061792764

YOU: The Owner's Manual by Mehmet Oz, M.D. has descriptive copy which is not yet available from the Publisher.

Tell Your Dog You're Pregnant

Tell Your Dog You're Pregnant
Author: Lewis Kirkham
Publisher:
Total Pages: 103
Release: 2011-02-01
Genre: Dogs
ISBN: 9780987053008

This book offers a practical and intuitive approach for creating a loving bond between your dog and your new baby. Dr Kirkham has packed this book full of information, helpful tips and the latest behavioural knowledge. It is a must read for any dog owning family who is expecting a baby - your dog's and baby's future relationship may just depend on it.