The New Well-tempered Sentence

The New Well-tempered Sentence
Author: Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 164
Release: 2003
Genre: Education
ISBN: 9780618382019

The basic rules governing the use of periods, semicolons, hyphens, commas, and other punctuation marks are illustrated by original explanations and humorous sample sentences. Reprint.

The Well-tempered Sentence

The Well-tempered Sentence
Author: Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Publisher: Clarion Books
Total Pages: 93
Release: 1983
Genre: English language
ISBN: 9780899191706

Collectin of bizarre, but instructional sentences used to help take the pain out of punctuation.

The Transitive Vampire

The Transitive Vampire
Author: Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 172
Release: 1984
Genre: Engelsk grammatik
ISBN:

Playful and practical, this is the style book you can't wait to use, a guide that addresses classic questions of English usage with wit and the blackest of humor. Gordon has taken her enormously successful book of English usage and expanded it to include more rules, fine points, examples, and illustrations. Playful and practical, this style book combines classic questions of usage with wit and the blackest of humor.

The Disheveled Dictionary

The Disheveled Dictionary
Author: Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 180
Release: 2003
Genre: Education
ISBN: 9780618381968

Uses imaginative examples to illustrate the meaning of words from abrogate, brouhaha, and cachinnate to susurration, truculence, and voluble.

The Red Shoes and Other Tattered Tales

The Red Shoes and Other Tattered Tales
Author: Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Publisher: Dalkey Archive Press
Total Pages: 196
Release: 1996
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781564780928

Best known for her Gothic language handbooks (reissued recently as The New Well-Tempered Sentence and The Deluxe Transitive Vampire), Karen Elizabeth Gordon here turns her extraordinary talents to fiction, and the result is as unconventional as her seductive grammar dramas. The Red Shoes consists of tatters of a half-dozen tales ("The Glass Shoe," "The Gingerbread Variations," "The Little Match Girl," "Don Juan Is a Woman," and the title story, among others) sewn together into a novel by two seamstresses. "Fabric, fabrication--such is the stuff of these lost chronicles come together here," Gordon writes in her introduction. "Swinging their hatboxes, swaying their hips, chapters with torn slips wander in on high heels and blistered feet." Looking back to the fairy tales of Hans Christian Andersen and the Brothers Grimm, but also casting sidelong glances at metafictional sugardaddies like Queneau, Nabokov, Cortazar, Gass, and Milorad Pavic, The Red Shoes is a Rabelaisian romp through the language of sensuality.

Paris Out of Hand

Paris Out of Hand
Author: Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 170
Release: 1996-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780811809696

An illustrated guide to a surrealist Paris. At the Cinema l'Ange des Sables, they show only movies shot in the desert, while in the Cafe Dada you insert food into an automatic dispenser and get money. By the author of The Red Shoes.

The Deluxe Transitive Vampire

The Deluxe Transitive Vampire
Author: Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1993-08-10
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 0679418601

Playful and practical, this is the style book you can't wait to use, a guide that addresses classic questions of English usage with wit and the blackest of humor. Black-and-white illustrations throughout.

Torn Wings and Faux Pas

Torn Wings and Faux Pas
Author: Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Publisher: Pantheon
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1997
Genre: English language
ISBN: 9780679442424

Karen Elizabeth Gordon, in this engaging, Gothic, quick-fix handbook--an ideal complement to The Deluxe Transitive Vampire--playfully instructs her readers about grammar and style as she plunges them into her magical world teeming with a wildly imaginative menagerie of winged and terrestrial creatures. Six eccentric fictional authorities, including sex-changing Natty Ampersand and Medievalist Vargas Scronx, give the book a sense of send-up in addition to its trusty practicality. A farouche faun with cloven hoofs, black rats, sirens and sphinxes, turbaned serpents, dragons, brigands and a butler make their appearance in unforgettable sentences and imaginary landscapes, such as brooding Trajikistan, to beguile the reader through such confusions and corrections as dangling and misplaced modifiers, double negatives, parallel construction, and a voluptuous riot of word abuses and preferable usage. Gordon also tames such confusing grammatical beasts as the elliptical clause, split infinitives, and many more. Rikki Ducornet has drawn more than fifty whimsical illustrations that capture the eccentric spirit of the text. Torn Wings and Faux Pas makes the reader laugh out loud and shiver with pleasure while experiencing style, vocabulary, and the structures of language as a perpetual and fiendish delight.

The Deluxe Transitive Vampire

The Deluxe Transitive Vampire
Author: Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Publisher: Pantheon
Total Pages: 198
Release: 1993-08-10
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 0679418601

Playful and practical, this is the style book you can't wait to use, a guide that addresses classic questions of English usage with wit and the blackest of humor. Black-and-white illustrations throughout.

The Caretaker

The Caretaker
Author: Doon Arbus
Publisher: New Directions Publishing
Total Pages: 129
Release: 2020-09-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0811229505

A lush, disorienting novel, The Caretaker takes no prisoners as it explores the perils of devotion and the potentially lethal charisma of things Following the death of a renowned and eccentric collector—the author of Stuff, a seminal philosophical work on the art of accumulation—the fate of the privately endowed museum he cherished falls to a peripatetic stranger who had been his fervent admirer. In his new role as caretaker of The Society for the Preservation of the Legacy of Dr. Charles Morgan, this restive man, in service to an absent master, at last finds his calling. The peculiar institution over which he presides is dedicated to the annihilation of hierarchy: peerless antiquities commune happily with the ignored, the discarded, the undervalued and the valueless. What transpires as the caretaker assumes dominion over this reliquary of voiceless objects and over its visitors is told in a manner at once obsessive and matter-of-fact, and in language both cocooning and expansive. A wry and haunting tale, The Caretaker, like the interplanetary crystal that is one of the museum’s treasures, is rare, glistening, and of a compacted inwardness. Kafka or Shirley Jackson may come to mind, and The Caretaker may conjure up various genres—parables, ghost stories, locked-room mysteries—but Doon Arbus draws her phosphorescent water from no other writer’s well.