The Making of the Prefident 1789

The Making of the Prefident 1789
Author: Marvin Kitman
Publisher: Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
Total Pages: 536
Release: 2007-12-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0802196608

A “witty, funny and hysterically silly” political parody that dares to take on the Mount Vernon Machine (The New York Times). Lampooning the modern “campaign insider” books, this book asks: “How is it possible that a man with no military experience becomes a general? He loses more battles than he wins and becomes a war hero? He has absolutely no political opinions in the most sophisticated intellectual period of our history? He has no ambitions, and he wins?” Through careful research, and with plenty of laughs—as well as a foreword by John Cleese—journalist Marvin Kitman exposes George Washington’s weaknesses for social climbing and high-stakes whist, not to mention his relationships with the Founding Girlfriends. “Hilarious . . . Will entertain and fascinate even those who think they hate history.” —Houston Chronicle

Project President

Project President
Author: Ben Shapiro
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 305
Release: 2010-02-22
Genre: Political Science
ISBN: 1418537349

Project President is a hilarious romp through American electoral history. From short, fat, bald John Adams' wig-throwing tantrums during the 1800 election to Abraham Lincoln's decision to grow a beard in 1860; from John F. Kennedy's choice to forgo the fedora at his inauguration to John Kerry's decision to get Botoxed for the 2004 race; from the Golden Age of Facial Hair (1860-1912) to the Age of the Banker (1912-1960); from Washington's false teeth to George W. Bush's workout regimen, Project President tells the story of America's love affair with presidential looks and appearance, why that often matters more than a politico's positions on the issues, and what might well be coming next. "I'm constantly citing the power of dress. It's semiology: our clothes send a message about how we want to be perceived, and where is this more powerful and evident than in elected offices. In Project President, Ben Shapiro captures presidential semiotics with a potent narrative and deft analysis. It's simultaneously fascinating and hilarious!" --Tim Gunn Project Runway, Liz Claiborne, Inc. "Ben Shapiro takes a romp through American history and shows how personality--and even haircuts--have elected or defeated presidential candidates. It's a tour through history that fans of both parties will enjoy-and can learn from." --Michael Barone, Resident scholar, American Enterprise Institute, Senior Writer, U.S. News & World Report, Co-author, The Almanac of American Politics "Presidential politics has always been more superficial than we'd like to admit. With a stylish and likeable touch befitting a strong candidate, Ben Shapiro takes us deep into the shallowness that has shaped American history." --Jonathan Alter Newsweek "Shapiro deftly explains how height, hair and handsomeness can affect a candidate's campaign as much as issues. A fun, informative read." --Glenn Beck Nationally syndicated talk show host, Host of CNN's The Glenn Beck Show "A hilarious and illuminating journey through America's centuries-long fascination with presidential image-making. Whether you're left, right, moderate or apathetic, this lively book will get you ready for the packaging of the '08 races." --Jim Hightower "This is a perceptive, witty-sometimes hilarious-look at the realities behind the faces and the facades, the slogans and the character assassinations, of each presidential campaign from George Washington to today - with much for us to ponder for tomorrow." --Sir Martin Gilbert, Official biographer of Winston Churchill "An entertaining and illuminating romp through the politics of symbolism and personality in our presidential politics. If you're thinking of running for president, read this book before you spend a dime on a political consultant." --Rich Lowry, National Review

Monty Python

Monty Python
Author: Douglas McCall
Publisher: McFarland
Total Pages: 391
Release: 2013-11-19
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 1476613117

A chronological listing of the creative output and other antics of the members of the British comedy group Monty Python, both as a group and individually. Coverage spans between 1969 (the year Monty Python's Flying Circus debuted) and 2012. Entries include television programs, films, stage shows, books, records and interviews. Back matter features an appendix of John Cleese's hilarious business-training films; an index of Monty Python's sketches and songs; an index of Eric Idle's sketches and songs; as well as a general index and selected bibliography.

George Washington's Expense Account

George Washington's Expense Account
Author: George Washington
Publisher: Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
Total Pages: 455
Release: 2007-12-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0802196616

A journalist takes a close look at the Founding Father’s creative accounting skills in “a very funny book” (The New York Times Book Review). George Washington made a noble gesture of refusing payment for his services as commander in chief of the Continental Army—but as this book reveals, he also took it as an opportunity to indulge his insatiable lust for fine food and drink, extravagant clothing, and lavish accommodations. In a close analysis of the document that financed our Revolution, Marvin Kitman uncovers some surprising scandals and fascinating facts—and serves each up with verve and wit. “An intriguing network of historical detection.” —San Francisco Chronicle

Gullible's Travels

Gullible's Travels
Author: Marvin Kitman
Publisher: Seven Stories Press
Total Pages: 219
Release: 2020-05-26
Genre: Political Science
ISBN: 1609809890

How to have fun hating Trump Kitman describes the land of Gulliblesylvania as a democratic country ruled by 34.9 % of the people, "a minority better known as 'the base,' of whom a candidate said he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and they would still vote for him." At first Kitman assumed that Trump's candidacy was a publicity stunt. After he realized it was serious, as a satirist he felt very lucky and began to keep a comical journal, modeled after A Journal of the Plague Year which Daniel Defoe described as "Observations of the most remarkable occurrence, which happened in London during the last great visitation in 1665"--which is not to compare the Trump administration to the bubonic plague, Kitman hastens to add. "For one thing, as our POTUS has been telling us, he's made America Great again--AND IT ONLY TOOK A YEAR AND A HALF!" Kitman adds, "And I have never before had such a good time observing and writing about the follies of our country." Gullibles Travels includes 32 "Trumponicles; the debate over the president's intellectual capacity; "That Russian Thing;" "Who is Agent Orange"; and a CODA that asks the question, "How Will It All End?" Impeachment? 25th Amendment sacking? Resignation? Or reelection?

Strange and Obscure Stories of the Revolutionary War

Strange and Obscure Stories of the Revolutionary War
Author: Tim Rowland
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 188
Release: 2015-11-10
Genre: History
ISBN: 1634509722

Astonishing Events from the American Revolution That They Don’t Teach in School! We all know about Washington’s crossing of the Delaware and Betsy Ross’s stitching together the Stars and Stripes, but how about a little-known, valid reason for the war itself and why General George was able to survive a plague that wiped out many of his fellow countrymen? History buff Tim Rowland provides an entertaining look at happenings during and surrounding the Revolutionary War that you won’t find in history books. He digs into the war’s major events and reveals the unknown, bizarre, and often wildly amusing things the participants were doing while breaking away from Great Britain. For example, conventional wisdom says that “no taxation without representation” was an important reason for the revolution, but not in the way we’ve been told. Colonists paid the wages of common-court judges, who were reluctant to rule against the men who paid their salaries. Therefore, duties on molasses (the key ingredient in rum) were generally unenforced until the British cut the tariff in half. Strange but true, the spark that touched off the revolution was in fact a tax cut. During the French and Indian War and then again in the first year of the revolution, the British were accused of biological warfare, infecting blankets with smallpox and then concealing them in Indian camps. So feared was the disease that soldiers began to illegally inoculate themselves before widespread vaccination was finally ordered for the army. Washington himself was immune, thanks to a Caribbean trip taken as a young man when his brother Lawrence sought a cure for tuberculosis. Lawrence wasn’t cured, but George was infected with smallpox in Barbados. As a young man in a warm climate, he survived. As an older man in a northern winter, however, the story of the father of our country might have had a different ending. Skyhorse Publishing, as well as our Arcade imprint, are proud to publish a broad range of books for readers interested in history--books about World War II, the Third Reich, Hitler and his henchmen, the JFK assassination, conspiracies, the American Civil War, the American Revolution, gladiators, Vikings, ancient Rome, medieval times, the old West, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

God, School, 9/11 and JFK

God, School, 9/11 and JFK
Author: Bruce de Torres
Publisher: TrineDay
Total Pages: 248
Release: 2021-05-21
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1634243501

GOD, SCHOOL, 9/11 AND JFK by Bruce de Torres exposes the lies that are killing us (we are poor, miserable sinners who deserve God's condemnation and school's incarceration; salvation and careers depend on doing what we are told) and the truth that sets us free (we are eternal love and consciousness, creating all we behold). The lies of 9/11 and the JFK assassination prove our government was hijacked by "elites," who strip our rights, wage wars of aggression, and accumulate unspendable riches as they seek to rule the world. The ideals of the American Founding enthrone our sovereignty, our right to be free and oversee a transparent and accountable government. What is seen by those who "die" and return suggests eternal life and safety. The truth restores our sanity, braces us to play this game of life, and allows us to love each other as ourselves as we create the solutions that we need.

The Man Who Would Not Shut Up

The Man Who Would Not Shut Up
Author: Marvin Kitman
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 368
Release: 2007-01-09
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9780312314354

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1789

1789
Author: Gregory de la Cruz
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2023-07-16
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Now, you may have stumbled upon this book with the impression that 1789 was simply the year that saw the onset of the French Revolution or George Washington's inauguration as the first U.S. President. But behold, for you are about to be thrust headlong into a world that reveals the *other* side of 1789. The side where the potatoes looked suspiciously like a British monarch and where the world's most intense staring contest took place (I swear I'm not making this up). Discover history like never before with "1789: The Untold Story - Little-Known Facts and Events of the Year 1789". This ground-breaking book is a thrilling deep dive into one of the most transformative years in human history, unraveling its mysteries with unprecedented detail. Here's why you can't afford to miss this historical marvel: Unearth Hidden Treasures: Dive into meticulously researched, never-before-shared facts about 1789 that will leave even the most fervent history buffs astounded. Find out about the key events that have been overlooked by traditional narratives, from hidden revolutions to secret treaties. Navigate Tumultuous Waters: 1789 was a year of profound change - the start of the French Revolution, the inauguration of George Washington, and so much more. Experience these momentous events from a fresh perspective, beyond the traditional tales you already know. Embark on a Global Journey: This isn't just about America or France. From Asia's distant empires to the indigenous peoples of the Americas, discover how the waves of 1789 touched every corner of the globe, shaping the world we know today. Meet the Uncelebrated Heroes: Learn about the unsung men and women of 1789 whose actions and decisions, though unheralded in popular history, played a vital role in shaping the course of events. Enjoy Expert Commentary: Award-winning historians and scholars provide insightful commentary and analysis, making complex events and figures accessible and engaging for readers of all backgrounds. (Actually, I left this out) Immerse in Lavish Illustrations: A picture tells a thousand words. "1789: The Untold Story" is filled with painstakingly curated images, illustrations, and maps that bring the past to vivid life, sparking your imagination like never before. (No lavish Illustrations - in fact, no illustrations. Maybe in a later edition) History is far more than just dates and facts; it is an intricately woven tapestry of human drama, hopes, fears, and triumphs. With "1789: The Untold Story", step into this extraordinary year and experience it for yourself, uncovering a world that time forgot but whose echoes can still be heard today.