The Little Book of Irish Jokes

The Little Book of Irish Jokes
Author: Cormac O'Brien
Publisher: Summersdale
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-05-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781849539531

'What would you be if you weren't Irish?' asked the barman. Pat replied, 'Ashamed!' There are two types of people in this world: the Irish, and those who wish they were. But wherever you're from, The Little Book of Irish Jokes is packed with grand gags and Celtic wisecracks that will give you the gift of the gab and a belly full of laughs.

Irish Wit and Wisdom

Irish Wit and Wisdom
Author: Joan Larson Kelly
Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
Total Pages: 78
Release: 1998
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780880880688

Folklore, humor, proverbs, toasts -- and blarney!

500 Best Irish Jokes and Limericks

500 Best Irish Jokes and Limericks
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 1970
Genre: Irish jokes
ISBN: 9780517127315

Here are 500 of the very best one-liners, groaners, and limericks to come from a people who turn them out.

The Little Book of Irishisms

The Little Book of Irishisms
Author: Aimee Alexander
Publisher:
Total Pages: 170
Release: 2021-03-02
Genre:
ISBN: 9781914437007

If an Irish person said to you, "Gimmie that yoke," would you think they were talking about an egg? If so, 99% of the time, you'd be wrong. How about banjaxed, bockety or craic? Any idea what they mean? The Little Book of Irishisms is for anyone who wants to understand the Irish, not just our words but how we are as people, relaxed about some things, picky about others. It's also for those who'd like to sound Irish, even just for Paddy's Day. You'll learn tricks to Irishify your chat - and how to avoid those clangers that people think we say but never do, like the classic, "Top of the morning to you." If you're coming to Ireland and want to fit right in, this book's for you. If you can't make it, here's a way of visiting in spirit. "Go on, go on, go on. You will, you will, you will," to quote the infamous Irish comedy, Father Ted. The Little Book of Irishisms is the perfect novelty gift for St. Patrick's Day, as a Christmas stocking filler, or at any time to someone who appreciates what it means to be Irish.

The Little Book of Christmas Jokes

The Little Book of Christmas Jokes
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-10-06
Genre: Christmas
ISBN: 9781783444878

A perfect stocking filler, The Little Book of Christmas Jokes will keep little ones laughing until the turkey's roasted! Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed.

Jokes for Blokes

Jokes for Blokes
Author: Llewellyn Dowd
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 578
Release: 2011-10-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 144649148X

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...

The Irish Joke Book

The Irish Joke Book
Author: Brendon Kelly
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 90
Release: 2012-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 147715910X

The Irish Joke Book is a comprehensive set of jokes about the Irish. Brendon Kelly pokes fun at the Irish from the troubled times of the 1980¡¦s through to the Irish of today, still in global recession like the rest of us. The Irish can laugh at themselves and won¡¦t mind these, or should I say dese, jokes. Just take a few at a time. You¡¦ll laugh, groan and snicker at these sometimes harsh, sometimes crazy but always amusing Irish jokes. No-one is safe - not pilots on the Irish national airline Aer Lingus, not Guinness drinkers, nor Irish council workers. ¡§Sure they¡¦re not safe.¡¨ The Irish love a laugh, and have that inbuilt Celt good sense-of-humor, or as we text GSOH. And then there¡¦s the lurvely accent, on de ladies. And they¡¦re good looking and the men - aren¡¦t - º You¡¦ll have your favorites. Then you¡¦ll forget where the hell it was - dat joke. So I wrote dis handy Index at da back. Ya can test yourself by finding de words in de Index dat you remember all dere, to find de joke again. Or try and remember da joke from the line in de Index. Tanks a million ... P.S. Da sketches are of ¡¥Molly Malone¡¦ in ¡¥Grafton Street, Dublin¡¦ and the Irish milk given when ya donate a pint of blood. God bless the Irish! Brendon Kelly

Just for the Craic

Just for the Craic
Author: Cormac O'Brien
Publisher: Summersdale
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-02-04
Genre: English wit and humor
ISBN: 9781849533515

A travel-size companion full of jokes for loves of Ireland and Irish humor ""What would you be if you weren t Irish?" asked the barman. Pat replied, "Ashamed!" " The Irish love a good laugh, even if the laugh's on them! Enjoy cover-to-cover giggles with this pocket-sized parcel packed full of the very best Irish jokes and yarns."