The Little Book of Humorous Limericks and Prose

The Little Book of Humorous Limericks and Prose
Author: April Rose
Publisher:
Total Pages: 68
Release: 2018-07-26
Genre:
ISBN: 9781788301022

This collection of humorous limericks covers a wide range of subjects, places and incidents, showing the author's quirky sense of humour and her cheery outlook on life. Pets and places, weddings and Wombles, niggles and neighbours all feature in these comical verses. The author does not confine herself to limericks, but follows these with a collection of poems and rhymes on equally diverse subjects, taking her inspiration from nature, popular songs, TV and comic characters as well as her own love of fun and laughter. Animals come in for their own special treatment: the cuddliness of cats, the wisdom of elephants and the characters who make up the farmyard. Then, of course, there's the human animal. Those who clutter up the house, those who are parents, friends and confidantes. A lovable series of happy observations showing a zest for life lies within these pages.

A Little Book of Limericks

A Little Book of Limericks
Author: Hugh Morrison
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2015-03-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9781511524124

There was a young lady named Perkins, Who had a great fondness for gherkins; At afternoon tea She ate twenty-three Which pickled her internal workins! This book contains over 200 funny, non-rude limerick poems old and new, suitable for children as well as adults. Laugh at the antics of the woman from Chippenham, Wilts, who walked up to Scotland on stilts, the old lady of Rye, who was baked by mistake in a pie, the young man called McLeod, who played the trombone far too loud - and many many more.

The Little Book of Sherlock Holmes Limericks

The Little Book of Sherlock Holmes Limericks
Author: Nicko Vaughan
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2020-10-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781716498763

Over 140 humorous limericks based on both the published and unpublished cases of the Consulting Detective, Mr Sherlock Holmes

dirty little limericks

dirty little limericks
Author: M.K. Danaher
Publisher: Running Press
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008-01-29
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780762432189

Get down and dirty with limericks that hold nothing back. After all, clean-cut fun just can't compare to a good roll in the mud (or the hay, in the case of these poems). This presents all the classic dirty ditties-including the man from Nantucket and the lady from Crewe (if you're new to limericks, just imagine what sort of words you can rhyme with these two Irish cities and you'll have a feel for where these lewd lines are heading)-along with some hilarious new friends from around the world. The rhyming fun includes a spectrum of clever obscenities, tawdry topics, and crazy collusions; it's poetry adults can finally enjoy. Since this wild form of verse began in Limerick, Ireland, there's enough Irish flair thrown in to make this edition a great read for St. Patrick's Day or any day, especially over a pint. “The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical, But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical.” -Anonymous

The Little Blue Book of Limericks

The Little Blue Book of Limericks
Author: Kevin Lucas
Publisher: Temptation Press
Total Pages: 142
Release: 2018-01-16
Genre:
ISBN: 9781947210103

With more than 3,000 limericks in his repertoire, Kevin Lucas chose to share some of his more salacious works with you in The Little Blue Book of Limericks. Webster's Dictionary defines a limerick as: "a light or humorous verse form of five ... lines"

Funny Little Poems For Funny Little Kids

Funny Little Poems For Funny Little Kids
Author: Bruce Lansky
Publisher: Turtleback
Total Pages: 58
Release: 2002-10-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780613903820

50 short, humorous poems--fun and easy reading for first and second graders. This 4" 5" shirt-pocket edition gives new meaning to the term pocket book. And at only $5.95, this is one of the best poetry bargains available. Each poem is 4 to 10 lines long, printed in large, easy-to-read type. 40 are culled from Lansky's most popular; 10 are brand-new for this book.