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| Publisher | : Peter Pauper Press, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 146 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1441300287 |
This raunchy little collection of smutty jokes serves up obscene amounts of fodder for every tasteless occasion. No one escapes its gritty pages, from doctors and ministers to donkeys and octogenarians. Warning: Mature (actually immature) Content.
| Author | : Suzanne Schwalb |
| Publisher | : Peter Pauper Press, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 146 |
| Release | : |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1441300260 |
Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.
| Author | : Nancy Martin |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 413 |
| Release | : 2013-08-06 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1101614056 |
Society columnist Nora Blackbird is thrust into the world of celebrity tabloid gossip when a billionaire buys the farm…. Nora’s assigned to write a profile on billionaire fashion designer Swain Starr, who recently retired to build a high-tech organic farm with his new wife, Zephyr, a former supermodel. But before Nora can get the story, the mogul is murdered. And now her boss wants her to snap up an exclusive on who killed Starr before the cops do. But solving this murder won’t be easy with a family as colorful as Nora’s. Mick, her sort-of husband, is associating with unsavory characters from his past. Her sister Libby is transforming into a stage mom for her diabolical twins. And Emma, the youngest Blackbird, is mysteriously kicked out of the house by Mick. Nora’s home life may be hogging the spotlight, but there’s also a matter of Starr’s missing pig, which just might be the key to solving this mystery and the way Nora can bring home the bacon….
| Author | : Nancy Rider Hunt |
| Publisher | : Peter Pauper Press, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 88 |
| Release | : 2007-03 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781593598648 |
In this celebration of the bitch within, retro women bust down the walls without breaking a nail or mussing their hair. Nancy Rider Hunt, whose cards and magnets are sold nationwide, illustrated Bitch? Moi? With campy photo collages.If you find yourself wondering if he's worth shaving your legs for, if your inner diva just wants to get down and dirty once in a while, if you prefer your men tranquilized and tagged, make this book your manifesto and join the audacious sisterhood of women who know what they want and how to get it. Serve up some attitude with a twist as you tell the world: "It's Ms. Bitch to you!" Illustrated with photos or winsome artwork, Keepsakes are books to treasure and share. 72 pp, hardcover. 6 1/4" square.
| Author | : Don Steinberg |
| Publisher | : Quirk Books |
| Total Pages | : 148 |
| Release | : 2010-03-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1594744696 |
This pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guy needs in his repertoire. This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more: • Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell • Eight Jokes Just for Kids • Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids • Six Jokes about Lightbulbs • Seven Jokes about Bars • The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke
| Author | : Franklin W. Fox |
| Publisher | : Momentum Books LLC |
| Total Pages | : 338 |
| Release | : 1996 |
| Genre | : Reference |
| ISBN | : 9781879094505 |
| Author | : Jackie Martling |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 210 |
| Release | : 1998-10-07 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1439136912 |
The head writer for The Howard Stern Show lives "down" to his raunchy reputation with this hilarious collection of the very best jokes, stories, songs, and one-liners-from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect. Here are the gems from the private files from the man infamous for knowing every joke there ever was. In comedy clubs from coast to coast since 1979, “The Joke Man” has dared audiences to start a joke he couldn’t finish. Now he takes no prisoners, spares no ethnic or social group, and exhibits not one ounce of good taste in this wildly offensive, outrageously funny collection of dirty jokes.
| Author | : Mike Oxbent |
| Publisher | : Ulysses Press |
| Total Pages | : 279 |
| Release | : 2007-02-14 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781569755815 |
THE DIRTIEST, MOST HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED IN PRINT! World-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk. When does a Cub become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Because tits don't have eyes. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What's black and crispy and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc. What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis? A man. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. How is a fat girl like a unicycle? They're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one.
| Author | : A. S. Byatt |
| Publisher | : Vintage |
| Total Pages | : 153 |
| Release | : 2007-12-18 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0307426637 |
An unforgettable collection of fairy tales for grownups—from the Booker Prize-winning author of Possession. • “A delight.... provoking and alarming, richly yet tautly rendered.... [She] has the sheer narrative skill to raise the hairs on the back of your neck and make your pulse race.” —The New York Times Book Review Like Hans Christian Andersen and the Brothers Grimm, Isak Dinesen and Angela Carter, A. S. Byatt knows that fairy tales are for adults. And in this ravishing collection she breathes new life into the form. Little Black Book of Stories offers shivers along with magical thrills. Leaves rustle underfoot in a dark wood: two middle-aged women, childhood friends reunited by chance, venture into a dark forest where once, many years before, they saw–or thought they saw–something unspeakable. Another woman, recently bereaved, finds herself slowly but surely turning into stone. A coolly rational ob-gyn has his world pushed off-axis by a waiflike art student with her own ideas about the uses of the body. Spellbinding, witty, lovely, terrifying, the Little Black Book of Stories is Byatt at the height of her craft.
