The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes

The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes
Author: Jim Kraus
Publisher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2012-01-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1441236112

Laughter is powerful medicine--and it's just plain fun. The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes brings together hundreds of the funniest bits of wit and humor to brighten anyone's day. From blunders like "For sale: Electric hospital bed, hardly used. No one died in it," to truisms like "The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it," there's something to tickle everyone's funny bone. Teachers, speakers, pastors, writers, and anyone who loves to laugh will enjoy this impressive collection of jokes, bulletin bloopers, and amusing quotes--enough for a whole year of laughter!

Speaking My Mind

Speaking My Mind
Author: Ronald Reagan
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 436
Release: 2004-08
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0743271114

The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.

The 365 Day Clean Joke Book

The 365 Day Clean Joke Book
Author:
Publisher: Barbour Publishing
Total Pages: 388
Release: 2006
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781597896504

This volume provides three good laughs for every day of the year. Funny stories, one-liners, riddles, knock-knocks, and more make up this hilarious collection of more than 1,000 good-natured jokes.

Anguished English

Anguished English
Author: Richard Lederer
Publisher: Gibbs Smith
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2006
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780941711814

A collection of humorous language bloopers including misspelled words, bungled translations, mangled modifiers, and much more.

I Am Not A Serial Killer

I Am Not A Serial Killer
Author: Dan Wells
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 324
Release: 2011-08-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780765362360

John Wayne Cheever keeps his obsession with serial killers in check by a set of rigid rules that he lives by, hoping to the prevent himself from committing murder, but when a body turns up at a laundromat, must confront a danger outside himself.

Harry Hill's Bumper Book of Bloopers

Harry Hill's Bumper Book of Bloopers
Author: Harry Hill
Publisher: Faber & Faber
Total Pages: 341
Release: 2011-10-20
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 057128177X

Another treat for Harry Hill fans! Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves it when people make silly mistakes. So much that he has put together a rib-tickling book of howlers, wacky stories and bloopers for all the family. The Bumper Book of Bloopers contains Harry's favourite goofs picked from the world's daftest newspapers and magazines - and believe it or not every single one of them is a genuine boob!

Silver Screen Fiend

Silver Screen Fiend
Author: Patton Oswalt
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2015-10-13
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1451673221

"Between 1995 and 1999, Patton Oswalt lived with an unshakable addiction. It wasn't drugs, alcohol or sex: it was film. After moving to L.A., Oswalt became a huge film buff (or as he calls it, a sprocket fiend), absorbing classics, cult hits, and new releases at the New Beverly Cinema. Silver screen celluloid became Patton's life schoolbook, informing his notion of acting, writing, comedy, and relationships. Set in the nascent days of L.A.'s alternative comedy scene, Oswalt's memoir chronicles his journey from fledgling stand-up comedian to self-assured sitcom actor, with the colorful New Beverly collective and a cast of now-notable young comedians supporting him all along the way"--

The Dragonet Prophecy (Wings of Fire #1)

The Dragonet Prophecy (Wings of Fire #1)
Author: Tui T. Sutherland
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 408
Release: 2012-07-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0545443172

A thrilling new series soars above the competition and redefines middle-grade fantasy fiction for a new generation!The seven dragon tribes have been at war for generations, locked in an endless battle over an ancient, lost treasure. A secret movement called the Talons of Peace is determined to bring an end to the fighting, with the help of a prophecy -- a foretelling that calls for great sacrifice.Five dragonets are collected to fulfill the prophecy, raised in a hidden cave and enlisted, against their will, to end the terrible war.But not every dragonet wants a destiny. And when the select five escape their underground captors to look for their original homes, what has been unleashed on the dragon world may be far more than the revolutionary planners intended . . .

The What If Guy

The What If Guy
Author: Lauren Blakely
Publisher: Guys Who Got Away
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2024-09-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781964048253

It should be an easy rule to follow - don't bang your boss... But I didn't know who he was when I met him. And the first time I saw him, our connection sounded like the stuff of romantic legends -- that whole "their eyes locked across a crowded room" moment that turned into more. I didn't believe it. . . . until it happened to me. Fine, the charming, clever, sexy-as-sin guy in the tailored suit was only trying to buy the same Snoopy lunchbox (as a gift!), but still, our eyes totally locked, and my lady parts definitely tingled as we vied for the prize. Naturally, I did what any badass business woman would do. Negotiated for the lunchbox, then found my what-if guy online and made plans to see him the next night. One night only -- that was the deal we made. But one fantastic night had us both changing our minds in the morning. And making plans for another. Until I walked into the office to learn he just bought my company. And here's the biggest rule of romantic legends -- no matter what, don't bang your boss. Especially if you're already falling for him.