The Interpreter of Farts

The Interpreter of Farts
Author: Ukë Zenel Buçpapaj
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Total Pages: 217
Release: 2011-10-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1426952643

The Interpreter of Farts describes the events of seven weeks spread across indefinable years in the life of two primary characters, Mr. Vessel and Malo the oaf. Mr. Vessel is obsessed with the idea of the right fart as the ultimate expression of happiness and the single true law, which complies with nature, applies to all men, and remains unchangeable and eternal. Whats next? Will he tolerate failing to collect the golden fart from Malo the oaf? Malo drinks endless bottles of cognac, sings forbidden songs, and buries his wife in pleasure. Come what may, Mr. Vessel has made the decision to solve the painful puzzle. He haunts Malo the oaf to prove him guilty of violating communal harmony. The Interpreter of Farts warns of the danger of rulers who try to control everyone, including their thoughts. Paranoia, mixed with fear and laughter, leads to the ironic and unexpected conclusion. Author Uk Zenel Bupapaj plays with language and narrative forms, using witty styles, imitations of music, dialogue, monologue, and Socratic questions and answers. This unique novel offers a bittersweet tone and a metaphorical message.

Farts Make Noise

Farts Make Noise
Author: Kelly Brakenhoff
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2020-08-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9781733742436

Duke the deaf dog learns that some noises are loud and some are quiet. Whether it's a tapping crayon, a beeping fire drill, or a crinkly candy wrapper, both parents and children alike will understand the need to know the difference between noises. A fun, engaging way to teach children that some noises are not polite.

Farts Make Noise

Farts Make Noise
Author: Kelly Brakenhoff
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2022-03-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9781957938004

Duke the deaf dog learns that some noises are loud and some are quiet. Whether it's a tapping crayon, a beeping fire drill, or a crinkly candy wrapper, both parents and children alike will understand the need to know the difference between noises. A fun, engaging way to teach children that some noises are not polite.

The Little Book of Farts

The Little Book of Farts
Author: Steven Appleby
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2006
Genre: Flatulence
ISBN: 9780747582458

Toot toot! Pip pip! BRAAPP!! Join Steven Appleby as he explores the language of farts in this multi-lingual and fully European book which includes farting in French, German and Spanish! DISCOVER the supercilious and pretentious f'Art, MARVEL at the totally silent 'secret service' fart and CRINGE at the mock-tudor suburban fart-effect fart. Not forgetting the Left Bank intellectual fart: I stink therefore I am. There's a fart here for everyone! Farting is a fact of life. It's ubiquitous. Something every living thing - baby, child, adult and even tortoise - does. Perhaps not insects - but then who knows? So let's embrace the humble fart and celebrate its glorious diversity.

Fart Science

Fart Science
Author: Nishi Singh
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2015-11-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9781519210593

This book on "fart" is meant to be both fun and educational at the same time. It will explore in depth about why flatulence occurs and what exactly happens in our body to cause gas. Children will also learn about why farts create different sounds and smells. There are very good reasons for why farts smell and sound the way they do, so it is important to learn these reasons. Not only will this help them manage their own farts better, but can help educate others as well. It may seem like an uncomfortable topic to talk about with their friends and family, but it doesn't have to be. Flatulence is a biological function that could even be caused by diseases or cancers in the body. Although these are rare causes of flatulence, it is important that we understand it completely so that we can judge for ourselves if our excessive fart problem is something serious. This book will help children and adults alike and hence appreciate farts for what they are without always thinking bad about them. Topics covered in this book Introduction What is fart and flatulence The digestive system and flatulence Why do we fart - causes of flatulence Chemical composition of fart Why does fart smell so bad What causes farting sound Is smelling fart is good for you How to reduce flatulence Conclusion Further reading and credits

The Interpreter’s Third

The Interpreter’s Third
Author: Paul Tarsleh
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 174
Release: 2020-03-23
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1532098057

The book is about rulers of a world in which no buying and selling exist. It's a world in which government systems have originated to be on earth. These two systems (Money and government systems) that constitute how our world is run today continue to impose sufferings unto mankind so much so that humanity is deprived of the peace and joy that God promised humankind. Under money system, every human being is not freely receiving, while government system also tends to put humanity at loggerhead, whereas democracy/capitalism battles down communism/socialism in our world of today's activities.

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

Did Somebody Step on a Duck?
Author: Jim Dawson
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Total Pages: 194
Release: 2010-05-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1580081339

This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”