The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories

The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories
Author: Patrick McManus
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
Total Pages: 225
Release: 2013-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1626361177

A collection of short and not-so-short stories from humorist Patrick F...

The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories

The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories
Author: Patrick F. McManus
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 195
Release: 2012-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1620877554

The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories is a hilarious addition to Patrick F. McManus’s existing work in humor. The author weighs in on his childhood, everyday life, and outdoor tales with his typical exaggerated commentary that will elicit a belly laugh from all types of readers. Read about the antics of Patrick’s friends Rancid Crabtree and Retch Sweeney in such stories as “Shaping Up for the Hunt” and “Bear Hunters.” McManus plays off the recent obsession with hoarders in his surprising story “The Lady Who Kept Things.” In the titular story, meet Patrick’s horse, Huckleberry, and enjoy the experience of all the problems that come along with owning your own horse—or keeping him in the garage. Other great stories include: “Catch-And-Eaters,” about the importance of a forked stick when fishing “$7000 TV Historical Extravaganza,” a look at one director’s loose interpretation of historical accuracy and political correctness “A Lake Too Far,” concerning the woes of Patrick and his wife, Bun, on a fateful birding trip in Australia “Chicken Chronicles,” which involves Patrick’s memory of wandering around naked in the chicken yard when guests came to call So pull up a chair, sit back, and enjoy laughing to the hilarious adventures of Patrick F. McManus in The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories.

Kid Camping from Aaaaiii! to Zip

Kid Camping from Aaaaiii! to Zip
Author: Patrick F. McManus
Publisher: William Morrow & Company
Total Pages: 125
Release: 1979-01-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780688419103

Humorous and practical advice on various aspects of camping, presented alphabetically.

Kerplunk!

Kerplunk!
Author: Patrick F. McManus
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 242
Release: 2008-09-30
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0743280504

Presents a collection of curmudgeonly tales on Pacific Northwest country living as enjoyed by both outdoorsmen and armchair enthusiasts, in a volume that explores the lighter side of such topics as gun safes, fly tying, and bird dog flatulence.

Never Cry "Arp!" and Other Great Adventures

Never Cry
Author: Patrick F. McManus
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages: 105
Release: 1996-05-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1466809477

America's best-selling outdoor humorist for adults has a secret following: middle-grade and young-adult readers. Never Cry "Arp!" is a lively collection of twelve stories about young Pat's misadventures in the Great American Wilderness. All the McManus regulars are here: Crazy Eddie Muldoon, the best friend everybody wishes they had (and everybody's mother wishes they didn't); Rancid Crabtree, the good-hearted, if gamey, woodsman; Pat's skunk dog, Strange, who lives up to his name; and Pat's pal, Retch Sweeney, who does, too. This is a book for kids who love to start fishing at 4am (at least they say they do) or for those who prefer to experience the mighty outdoors in the safety of their homes. "Everybody should read Patrick McManus," said the New York Times. Now, everybody can.

A Fine and Pleasant Misery

A Fine and Pleasant Misery
Author: Patrick F. McManus
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 226
Release: 1981-04-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0805000321

Witty cautionary tales of outdoor life.

Circles in the Snow

Circles in the Snow
Author: Patrick F. McManus
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 175
Release: 2014-06-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1629142832

Bo Tully, sheriff of Blight County, Idaho, has dealt with small-town crime throughout his long, storied career. Now, contemplating retirement after years on the job, Tully is faced with perhaps his most perplexing case yet. When area bald eagles start getting picked off by a ghost-like killer, and when a prominent local rancher is murdered by an arrow with eagle fletching, things gets complicated fast. In this fast-paced whodunit, Tully has a vast array of suspects to chose from—including the rancher’s gorgeous, bird-loving wife who mysteriously leaves for a ranch in Mexico the day of the murder; the beautiful chef at the local house of ill repute, who is well-known as a budding ornithologist; and the ranch foreman, who is rumored to be having an affair with his boss’s widow. Will Tully put the pieces of the puzzle together, yet again? Will sending his dad, the former sheriff of Blight County, along with his number two man, down to Mexico help solve the mystery? And what about the mysterious large circles in the snow that Tully finds around the ranch—with no footprints leading in or out of the area? It all adds up to another engrossing series of twists and turns. And in the end, Tully gets his man . . . or woman . . . or does he? Skyhorse Publishing, as well as our Arcade, Yucca, and Good Books imprints, are proud to publish a broad range of books for readers interested in fiction—novels, novellas, political and medical thrillers, comedy, satire, historical fiction, romance, erotic and love stories, mystery, classic literature, folklore and mythology, literary classics including Shakespeare, Dumas, Wilde, Cather, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

The Blight Way

The Blight Way
Author: Patrick F. McManus
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 290
Release: 2007-01-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780743280488

A new series by the author of The Bear in the Attic finds Idaho sheriff Bo Tully's hopes about a rekindled romance with his high-school sweetheart challenged by his father's upcoming seventy-fifth birthday celebration and a ranch murder involving numerous possible suspects. Reprint. 25,000 first printing.

Whatchagot Stew

Whatchagot Stew
Author: Patrick F. McManus
Publisher: Henry Holt
Total Pages: 270
Release: 1990
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780805009224

Memoirs blend fact and fiction including recipes for edible and not-so-edible dishes