The Hitwoman and the Ninjas

The Hitwoman and the Ninjas
Author: JB Lynn
Publisher: Jennifer Baum
Total Pages: 210
Release: 2024-08-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Maggie Lee has had a lot of jobs, but her current employment may be the worst of the bunch. It's a real grind. Recruited to work as a barista, Maggie contends with demanding customers, quirky co-workers and an overbearing teenage boss all while trying to surreptitiously gather the intel Ms. Whitehat needs. She inadvertently overhears another plot (that's what happens when you're eavesdropping) and this one endangers someone she loves. Can Maggie master latte heart art, help Ms. Whitehat, and protect her loved one; or will her undercover job end up with someone being six feet under?

The Hitwoman’s Act of Contrition

The Hitwoman’s Act of Contrition
Author: JB Lynn
Publisher: Jennifer Baum
Total Pages: 179
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Imagine a high-strung, comfort loving hitwoman at a rustic spiritual retreat. Things are finally looking up for Maggie Lee. Her almost-lover Patrick is taking steps (albeit deadly ones) to insure they’ll have a future together, her niece Katie is about to be released from the hospital, her sister Marlene has stopped turning tricks and started tossing pizzas, and Maggie has a chance to land a new (legal) job. If only God would stop hounding her to apologize to her mother, Maggie would be pretty close to content with her life. When Maggie agrees to take out a new target, using a spiritual retreat as her cover story, she ends up with a spoon (long story), an odd, selectively mute roommate, and a chance to save a life. As Maggie struggles to balance all the important people in her life and deliver on the deadly contract, she begins to believe that God may be right about the act of contrition he’s demanded…but will she live long enough to do it?

The Hitwoman Goes to Prison

The Hitwoman Goes to Prison
Author: JB Lynn
Publisher: Jennifer Baum
Total Pages: 197
Release: 2019-12-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Family is everything. That’s the motto Maggie Lee lives by. She’s proven that she’ll do anything (even become an assassin…albeit an inept one, as God likes to remind her) to take care of those she loves. Even when they drive her crazy. But as Maggie attempts to reunite a young boy with his mother, her own family is in danger of falling apart. The human members are facing a heartbreaking loss, the animals are mutinying against one of their own, and a missing skull is causing trouble for everyone. Maggie may be able to save an innocent’s life, but can she save her family?

Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
Author: JB Lynn
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 254
Release: 2012-01-24
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0062134620

Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she's never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a talking lizard—a picky eater, obsessed with Wheel of Fortune, that only Maggie can hear. Maggie, who can barely take care of herself, is desperate to help her injured and orphaned niece get the best medical care possible, so she reluctantly accepts a mobster's lucrative job offer: major cash to kill his monstrous son-in-law. Paired with Patrick Mulligan, a charming murder mentor (who happens to moonlight as a police detective), Maggie stumbles down her new career path, contending with self-doubt, three meddling aunts, a semi-psychic friend predicting her doom, and a day job she hates. Oh, and let's not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she's up to. Training has never been so complicated! And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Because if she doesn't . . . she's the mob's next target.

The Hitwoman in a Pickle

The Hitwoman in a Pickle
Author: JB Lynn
Publisher: Jennifer Baum
Total Pages: 186
Release: 2019-05-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

The klutzy contract killer must enlist the help of both her psychic friend, Armani, and her ever-growing collection of talking pets, as she desperately searches for not one, but two, missing relatives. At the same time she’s trying to keep the peace in her crazy family and complete an unwanted assignment from mob boss, Delveccio, which could end with her on ice. And oh yeah, she’s got a date with a certain hot manny. Maggie and friends follow a crazy and convoluted path to try to save the day, but will an unexpected enemy get the upper hand? ​

The Hitwoman Hunts a Ghost

The Hitwoman Hunts a Ghost
Author: JB Lynn
Publisher: Jennifer Baum
Total Pages: 181
Release: 2019-05-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee has discovered the sister she thought was dead might be alive. She’s desperate to find her, but all of her bosses are making unreasonable demands. Demands she can’t afford not to meet. Once again, Delveccio, the chocolate pudding loving mob boss, needs someone whacked. Her obnoxious boss at her day job insists she intervene on his behalf with her semi-psychic friend, Armani. And the mysterious organization with the power to put her almost-lover Patrick behind bars has saddled her with an annoying new partner and sent her on a mission that has gone to the dogs. With the clock ticking, Maggie (along with her snarky lizard, dyslexic Doberman and Southern belle cat) does her best to pull off every job without winding up in jail or dead…but is her best good enough?

The Hitwoman’s Downward Dog

The Hitwoman’s Downward Dog
Author: JB Lynn
Publisher: Jennifer Baum
Total Pages: 182
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

So many men….so little help. Maladroit hitwoman Maggie Lee has never been one to ask for help. But now she’s found out that her niece, Katie, will soon be discharged from the hospital - making Maggie her guardian not just in name - and her semi-psychic friend Armani Vasquez has been kidnapped. Suddenly Maggie could really use some help. While her crazy, but lovable, aunts are ready to help out with Katie, none of the men in her life are willing (or able) to lend a hand to save Armani. With both cops and bad guys telling her not to go after Armani alone, she knows the smart thing to do would be to listen to them. But Maggie’s not the type to abandon those she loves. Even with Patrick, Maggie's murder-mentor and almost-lover, and her old friend Zeke out of the picture, Maggie’s not desperate enough to bring herself to involve crime reporter Jack Stern in her quest. Armed with only Armani’s cryptic clues, and assisted by her snarky lizard, her dumb, but extremely loyal dog, and a one-eyed cat, Maggie decides to take on whoever's taken Armani. Will the lack of human help prove to be her undoing? Or will a special guy come through for her in the end?

The Hitwoman VS the Training Schedule

The Hitwoman VS the Training Schedule
Author: JB Lynn
Publisher: Jennifer Baum
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2024-03-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Everybody knows that bumbling assassin Maggie Lee isn’t in the best of physical shape, but that is about to change. Not because she’s caught the fitness bug, but because it’s a job requirement. (A job she tried to refuse, but there were mentions of debts, threats, and other untoward stuff so she couldn’t really say no.) So now Maggie is in training. She’s got the shirt to prove it and everything. The one that says, “Dead Last Finish, Beats Did Not Finish, Which Greatly Trumps Did Not Start”. Can Maggie get to the starting line on time? Can she finish her assignment? Or will she end up dead? (God’s betting on the third option.)

The Hitwoman's Egg Hunt

The Hitwoman's Egg Hunt
Author: JB Lynn
Publisher: Jennifer Baum
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2024-08-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Why is it that Maggie’s legit jobs are just as crazy as her illegal gigs? When Griswald asks for Maggie's help to investigate a burglary, she jumps at the chance to do something that won’t involve breaking any laws (spoiler alert: laws are broken). When Griswald is incapacitated it’s up to Maggie to figure out who stole the loot and retrieve it so that they can claim the finder’s fee. There’s just three problems: 1) Someone else is working the case and they are ruthless. 2) She's in danger of being caught breaking a law or two. 3) Her family. Can Maggie solve the case and collect the reward? Or will egg hunting make her life go splat?

The Hitwoman's Charity Case

The Hitwoman's Charity Case
Author: JB Lynn
Publisher: Jennifer Baum
Total Pages: 204
Release: 2024-08-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Not paying attention can get you killed. As an assassin, albeit a part-time, inept one, Maggie Lee should know that. But she got distracted. Easy enough to do when you have a large dysfunctional family, a menagerie of talking pets, and more than one boss. One distraction has resulted in her agreeing to participate in a fundraiser spearheaded by her Aunt Loretta. Now Miserable Maggie is about to be auctioned off to the highest bidder. Another could land her in some very hot water. With all these distractions she’s stretched thin and itchy (sooo itchy!). If she isn’t careful, she could end up dead…but hey, at least she wouldn’t have to go on the charity date.