The Grumpy Guide to Life

The Grumpy Guide to Life
Author: Grumpy Cat
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 116
Release: 2014-08-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1452140820

In a world filled with inspirational know-it-alls and quotable blowhards, only one figure is indifferent enough to tell the cranky truth: Grumpy Cat. Following the success of her New York Times bestselling debut, everyone's favorite disgruntled feline is back with this demotivational guide to everyday life, love, friendship, and more. Featuring many new photos of Grumpy Cat's famous frown and packed with uninspiring observations, The Grumpy Guide to Life will help anyone get in touch with their inner grouch.

The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life

The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life
Author: Geoff Tibballs
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Total Pages: 136
Release: 2013-06-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1782431357

The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life is a hilarious celebration of all these grumps, how to identify one, what exactly they find so irritating and why we find their rants quite so amusing.

Grumpy Cat

Grumpy Cat
Author: Grumpy Cat
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 97
Release: 2017-09-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1452171440

Internet sensation Grumpy Cat's epic feline frown has inspired legions of devoted fans. Celebrating the grouch in everyone, the Grumpy Cat book teaches the fine art of grumpiness and includes enough bad attitude to cast a dark cloud over the whole world. Featuring brand new as well as classic photos, and including grump-inspiring activities and games, Grumpy Cat delivers unmatched, hilarious grumpiness that puts any bad mood in perspective.

Grumpy Cat: No-It-All

Grumpy Cat: No-It-All
Author: Grumpy Cat
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2015-10-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1452149917

Just say no! Grumpy Cat shares her least favorite things (like smiles and rainbows) and teaches us the power of negative thinking. New York Times–bestselling feline Grumpy Cat is back with a mission: Teach the world to “NO” everything. She’s collected all her least favorite things and can’t wait to tell everyone what to think about them. Grumpy Cat: No-It-All is packed with feel-good topics just begging for a cranky makeover: kittens, rainbows, smiles, birthday parties, cuddles, and more. Anyone who takes delight in sometimes seeing the glass half empty will love the hilarious new photos and commentary from the official mascot of misery. Where others say “aww!,” Grumpy Cat teaches us to say “ugh.” Nothing sweet is safe from this famous frown.

I Hate This Place

I Hate This Place
Author: Jimmy Fallon
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2008-12-14
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 044655359X

From the Grammy-nominated star of Saturday Night Live and his equally talented sister comes a delightfully cynical look at life through a half-full glass. I HATE THIS PLACE is the book for anyone who’s ever tired of crossing to the sunny side of the street, looking for that elusive pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or reading self-help books that are meant to bring peace and prosperity. Guaranteed to shatter illusions, extinguish all hope, and keep the jaded and the disgruntled laughing all the way, it is filled with such daily “affirmations” as “If you don’t have anything nice to say, welcome to the club,” and advice like “Knock, and the door shall be slammed in your face.” Rife with the wit and wisdom of Jimmy Fallon and his sister Gloria, this book promises to tickle the funny bone of the pessimist in everyone.

Diary of a Grumpy Old Git

Diary of a Grumpy Old Git
Author: Tim Collins
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Total Pages: 227
Release: 2012-10-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1843179792

Fantastically witty and painfully accurate, Diary of a Grumpy Old Git will appeal to anyone, grumpy old git or otherwise ...

Pete the Cat's Groovy Guide to Life

Pete the Cat's Groovy Guide to Life
Author: James Dean
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2015-04-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062351362

Pete the Cat’s guide to living a groovy life! Everyone's favorite cat shares his favorite inspirational and feel-good quotes in Pete the Cat's Groovy Guide to Life. Pete's glass-half-full outlook on life shines through as he adds his fun take on well-known classics attributed to luminaries from Albert Einstein to Confucius to Abraham Lincoln to Shakespeare and more! Fans of Pete the Cat will delight in this amusing look at quotes that are accompanied by Pete's witty responses and Pete illustrations by New York Times bestselling artist James Dean. Plus check out Pete’s other groovy guides! Pete the Cat’s Groovy Guide to Love Pete the Cat’s Groovy Guide to Kindness Pete the Cat’s 12 Groovy Days of Christmas

Nora Webster

Nora Webster
Author: Colm Toibin
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 400
Release: 2014-10-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1439149852

From one of contemporary literature’s bestselling, critically acclaimed, and beloved authors: a “luminous” novel (Jennifer Egan, The New York Times Book Review) about a fiercely compelling young widow navigating grief, fear, and longing, and finding her own voice—“heartrendingly transcendant” (The New York Times, Janet Maslin). Set in Wexford, Ireland, Colm Tóibín’s magnificent seventh novel introduces the formidable, memorable, and deeply moving Nora Webster. Widowed at forty, with four children and not enough money, Nora has lost the love of her life, Maurice, the man who rescued her from the stifling world to which she was born. And now she fears she may be sucked back into it. Wounded, selfish, strong-willed, clinging to secrecy in a tiny community where everyone knows your business, Nora is drowning in her own sorrow and blind to the suffering of her young sons, who have lost their father. Yet she has moments of stunning insight and empathy, and when she begins to sing again, after decades, she finds solace, engagement, a haven—herself. Nora Webster “may actually be a perfect work of fiction” (Los Angeles Times), by a “beautiful and daring” writer (The New York Times Book Review) at the zenith of his career, able to “sneak up on readers and capture their imaginations” (USA TODAY). “Miraculous...Tóibín portrays Nora with tremendous sympathy and understanding” (Ron Charles, The Washington Post).

Think Like a Cat

Think Like a Cat
Author: Pam Johnson-Bennett
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 434
Release: 2011-09-27
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 1101552670

America's favorite cat behavior expert, author of Catwise and Cat vs. Cat, offers the most complete resource for cat owners of all stripes, now fully updated. "The queen of cat behavior" - Steve Dale, author of My Pet World Think it's impossible to train a cat? Think again! By learning how to think like a cat, you'll be amazed at just how easy it is. Whether you are a veteran cat lover, a brand-new owner of a sweet kitten, or the frustrated companion of a feline whose driving you crazy, Pam Johnson-Bennett will help you understand what makes your cat tick (as well as scratch and purr). Topics range from where to get a cat to securing a vet; from basic health care to treating more serious problems; choosing an inrresistible scratching post and avoiding litterbox problems. A comprehensive guide to cat care and training, she helps you understand the instincts that guide feline behavior. Using behavior modification and play therapy techniques, she shares successful methods that will help you and your cat build a great relationship.

Grumpy Cat Paper Dolls

Grumpy Cat Paper Dolls
Author: Dover Publications Inc
Publisher: Courier Corporation
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2014-11-19
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0486791629

Paper dolls of Grumpy and fellow cynic Pokey are ready to be dressed to be unimpressed. More than 50 funny hats, moustaches, and other accessories include outfits for a witch, Viking, sailor, and more.