The Girls' Guide to Dating Zombies
Author | : Lynn Messina |
Publisher | : Potatoworks Press |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2022-02-15 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781942218579 |
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Author | : Lynn Messina |
Publisher | : Potatoworks Press |
Total Pages | : |
Release | : 2022-02-15 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781942218579 |
Author | : Lynn Ann Messina |
Publisher | : Potatoworks Press |
Total Pages | : 242 |
Release | : 2012-02-09 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780984901814 |
Hattie Cross knows what you're thinking: Zombie sex? Ewwwww. But she also knows that since a virus turned 99.9999 percent of human males into zombies, it's statistically impossible to meet--let alone date--the remaining 0.00001 percent. So she writes "The Girls' Guide to Dating Zombies" to help her fellow single women navigate the zombie-relationship waters. Her practical how-to impresses the CEO of the largest drug company in the world, and before she knows it, Hattie, a reporter for a downmarket tabloid that specializes in conspiracy theories, is sitting down with the woman who single-handedly invented the zombie-behavioral-modification market. Granted access to the inner sanctum of zombaceuticals, she meets an actual, living, breathing M-A-N. Now Hattie, the consummate professional, is acting like a single girl at the end of the twentieth century: self-conscious, klutzy and unable to form a coherent sentence without babbling. Worst of all, the human male appears to have impaired her ability to think clearly. Because all of a sudden she's convinced a conspiracy is afoot at the drug company and it seems to go all the way to the top!
Author | : Lynn Messina |
Publisher | : Shebooks |
Total Pages | : 39 |
Release | : 2014-02-12 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1940838142 |
It’s 2017, and a raging virus has drastically reduced the world’s population of men, transforming all but a fraction into a race of putrid, brain-dead zombies. So what’s single, ambitious 23-year-old Hattie Cross to do for fun, not to mention romance? In this hilarious marriage of post-apocalyptic fiction and supersmart chick-lit with a wry twist, novelist Lynn Messina spoofs dating manuals, monsters, and the superficial media world, all the while creating a feisty, funny heroine with heart.
Author | : JT Clay |
Publisher | : Momentum |
Total Pages | : 326 |
Release | : 2013-11-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1760080519 |
It's the old story. Girl meets boy. Girl loses boy. Zombies attack. Q, a trainee kindergarten teacher and martial arts expert, wants to woo beautiful vegan, Rabbit, but doesn't know how. Her luck turns during the zombie outbreak. She teaches Rabbit and his hippie friends how to make war, not love, and does her best to save him from the living dead. But can she defeat evil ex-girlfriend, Pious Kate? And can love survive the end of the world?
Author | : Richard Denney |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 120 |
Release | : 2012-04-01 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781475135046 |
BOOKS 1 & 2 OF THE "Girl's Guide" DUOLOGY. Rebecca Willis is a 17 year old survivor of a zombie pandemic who's still in love with her high school crush Lance Tanner, who just happens to be be a zombie. But when things begin to threaten her ties with Lance she must choose over saving her own life and the lives of her friends or saving her zombie.
Author | : J.T. Clay |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2013 |
Genre | : Zombies |
ISBN | : |
"It's the old story. Girl meets boy. Girl loses boy. Zombies attack. Q, a trainee kindergarten teacher and martial arts expert, wants to woo beautiful vegan, Rabbit, but doesn't know how. Her luck turns during the zombie outbreak. She teaches Rabbit and his hippie friends how to make war, not love, and does her best to save him from the living dead. But can she defeat evil ex-girlfriend, Pious Kate? And can love survive the end of the world?"--Title page verso.
Author | : John Dixon |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 280 |
Release | : 2013-05-24 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781489561312 |
The Zombie Apocalypse of the 21st century devastated the human race. Millions of men and women were eaten or converted into the undead hordes leaving a wake of singletons. Perhaps the greatest strain on society is not the impending annihalation of the human race but the stress of finding a loved one in a world where most eligible partners are either eaten or have become braindead. Even before the zombie apocalypse, finding Mr or Mrs Right was a challenging affair. This guide teaches you how to find your ideal partner and contains plenty of useful practical ideas to improve yourself, your image, increase your confidence and learn how to be more successful as well as how to respect yourself more. The guide also covers topics like money, human physiology and tips for dating safely in the zombie infested world. After reading this book, you will be ready to go out and find your ideal partner.
Author | : Eric Smith |
Publisher | : Quirk Books |
Total Pages | : 210 |
Release | : 2013-12-03 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1594746613 |
You keep your action figures in their original packaging. Your closets are full of officially licensedStar Wars merchandise. You’re hooked on Elder Scrolls and Metal Gear but now you’ve discovered an even bigger obsession: the new girl who just moved in down the hall. What’s a geek to do? Take some tips from The Geek’s Guide to Dating. This hilarious primer is jam-packed with cheat codes, walkthroughs, and power-ups for navigating the perils and pitfalls of your love life with ease. Geeks of all ages will find answers to the ultimate questions of life, the universe, and everything romantic, from First Contact to The Fellowship of the Ring and beyond. Full of whimsical 8-bit illustrations, The Geek’s Guide to Dating will teach fanboys everywhere to love long and prosper.
Author | : Cortni Hill Washington |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 132 |
Release | : 2019-03-24 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781984103369 |
You're beautiful, intelligent and talented, but you cant seem to keep a man. You're a female boss, love the Lord and volunteer in Haiti, but you keep meeting the wrong guys. If this sounds familiar, its time to take a look at what clues you are actually missing. Every single guy you meet is not necessarily the problem. Maybe you missed, pushed to the back of your mind or completely ignored some vital warnings this man was sending your way. You're not alone! In Red Flags: A Girl's Guide to Dating, Cortni creates a simple pocket book of red flags to be on the lookout for during the dating process. Learn exactly where you're missing your exit off of oncoming disaster in relationships!