The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!
Author: Joe King
Publisher: Andersen Press Limited
Total Pages: 49
Release: 2024-05-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1787612791

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

The Biggest Joke Book Ever (No Kidding)

The Biggest Joke Book Ever (No Kidding)
Author: Michael Pellowski
Publisher: Applesauce Press
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011-05-31
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781604332261

Billed as the largest collection of jokes ever compiled, these jokes will make kids giggle, groan, grin, and bust a gut! Includes humorous illustrations throughout. At over 5,000 jokes included, this is the wonderful long and entertaining collection that will This book is jam packed with hundreds and hundreds of jokes for kids. Includes goofy gags, twisted tongue twisters, riddles, and more.

Football Jokes

Football Jokes
Author: Macmillan Adult's Books
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Total Pages: 116
Release: 2014-06-05
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1447259831

Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

Silly Stories for Silly Kids

Silly Stories for Silly Kids
Author: Silly Willy
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 69
Release: 2019-04-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9781095626771

This original short story collection is a great book for kids who love to giggle! Each story is easy to read with fun illustrations to help entertain younger readers! Kids will love sharing these silly stories! Be warned! These stories are really silly! So silly, in fact, that it is hard not to laugh! Silly Willy has returned with a new book to the popular Silly series. This collection of short stories is perfect for children who love a silly tale and are starting to grow their reading skills into chapter books.The collection of 12 original silly stories features a wide range of themes and adventures. Story 1: My Super Hero Diary, featuring an unlucky superhero and his bullying villain roommate. Story 2: A story featuring an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and his wish to build a pyramid. Story 3: A story about a boy who has built a castle. But not a well-constructed one! Story 4: A girl clones herself with unexpected results. Story 5: A tall tale about a nose picker and his passionate hobby. Story 6: An entertaining adventure to find a mysterious horribly bad smell. Where is it coming from? Story 7: A dog and his owner have an embarrassing mix up! Story 8: A clever inventor has a not-so-clever idea! Story 9: A fairy tale involving an innocent baby and a greedy troll monster. Story 10: A schoolboy visits the doctor after a homework incident. Story 11: A talentless unicorn courageously enters a talent contest! She can't sing, dance, tell jokes or draw! How will she win the most talented award? Story 12: Erik and his Viking friends discover an island with some 'strange' animals. The book has been written to include a few challenging words that will help expand a child's vocabulary. Parents will cherish reading these short tales to their younger ones. This book is ideal as a short read before bedtime, or in between games and activity time. Older children will also love reading these funny stories quietly or acting as the storyteller reading aloud. Each story is fast-paced and varies in length. The tales themselves contain good family-style humor acceptable for kids and adults. If your kids love fiction stories like Captain Underpants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Big Nate, then these silly stories will soon become their favorite, too! The book is hilariously illustrated. This book is a perfect gift for kids who need a break from video games, TV screens, movies, and other media. Or when it is too wet and cold for outside sport play! These silly stories are also a great travel companion or an ideal birthday, holiday, or get well gift for kids! Ages: 4 & up. / Ideal for Pre-K and first graders through to the 5th grade.

The Mini Jokiest Joke Book

The Mini Jokiest Joke Book
Author: Kathi Wagner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Total Pages: 121
Release: 2020-05-05
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1250270340

Why did the geologist quit? Because rocks were too hard. The hysterical Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just went pint-sized! Gut-busting one-liners, knock-knocks, puns, and riddles from the full-size book are packed into a fun, pocket-sized edition. Featuring hundreds of hilarious jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s the perfect joke book to have everyone in stitches any place at any time! The Mini Jokiest Joke Book is mini in size, but giant in fun!

The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever

The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever
Author: Joe King
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2012
Genre: Christmas
ISBN: 9781849395083

Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!

Poking a Dead Frog

Poking a Dead Frog
Author: Mike Sacks
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 475
Release: 2014-06-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1101613270

A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER NAMED A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR BY NPR Amy Poehler, Mel Brooks, Adam McKay, George Saunders, Bill Hader, Patton Oswalt, and many more take us deep inside the mysterious world of comedy in this fascinating, laugh-out-loud-funny book. Packed with behind-the-scenes stories—from a day in the writers’ room at The Onion to why a sketch does or doesn’t make it onto Saturday Night Live to how the BBC nearly erased the entire first season of Monty Python’s Flying Circus—Poking a Dead Frog is a must-read for comedy buffs, writers and pop culture junkies alike.

Football School

Football School
Author: Alex Bellos
Publisher: Football School
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2019-11
Genre:
ISBN: 9781406393071

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The Funniest Joke Book in the World Ever

The Funniest Joke Book in the World Ever
Author: Details
Publisher:
Total Pages: 92
Release: 2000
Genre: Wit and humor, Juvenile
ISBN: 9780099413189

A crazy collection of gagtastic gags and hilarious howlers from a group of Red Fox authors, illustrators and readers, to celebrate Red Fox's tenth birthday!