The Forgetful Alien
Download The Forgetful Alien full books in PDF, epub, and Kindle. Read online free The Forgetful Alien ebook anywhere anytime directly on your device. Fast Download speed and no annoying ads. We cannot guarantee that every ebooks is available!
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 58 |
| Release | : 2017-10-27 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386948462 |
When Gabbo Nezzorite accidentally crashes into Santa's sleigh one Christmas Eve, things go terribly wrong. Unfortunately for one particular child, the forgetful alien shows up at their door. "By chance, do you have a multi-matrix particle phone handy?" he asks. "Ok, then. Well... How about a copy of Fruit Ninja?" Approximately 5,500 silly, silly (ok, very silly) words and 16 pieces of out-of-this-world computer-generated art.
| Author | : Derek Thiess |
| Publisher | : Lexington Books |
| Total Pages | : 185 |
| Release | : 2014-11-25 |
| Genre | : Literary Criticism |
| ISBN | : 0739196189 |
The writer of alternate history asks “what if?” What if one historical event were different, what would the world look like today? In a similar way, the postmodern philosopher of history suggests that history is literature, or that if we read certain historical details differently we would get a distinctly different interpretation of past events. While the science fiction alternate history means to illuminate the past, to increase our understanding of past events, however, the postmodern approach to history typically suggests that such understanding is impossible. To the postmodern philosopher, history is like literature in that it does not offer the reader access to the past, but only an interesting story. Building on criticism that suggests personal psychological reasons for this obscuring the past, and using a literary theory of readership, this book challenges the postmodern approach to history. It channels the speculative power of science fiction to read the works of postmodern philosophy of history as alternate histories themselves, and to map the limits and pathology of their forgetful reading of the past.
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 482 |
| Release | : 2019-03-09 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386945978 |
Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza? Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn’t stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…) Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following smash hits: SIDE A Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon Double Agent Orangegrove Was It the Lobster Bisque? The Last Ding Dong on Earth SIDE B Did Somebody Say Pizza? Frosted Flake Was It the Tira Misu? Burger Blues Over 350 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). BONUS: Burger Blues Side Story is also included!
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 84 |
| Release | : 2018-03-05 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1624544231 |
Featuring an assortment of colorful cars, My Daddy's Cool Car Collection is a fantastic story to read your son before tucking him into bed. Includes over 30 pages of dazzling cars and trucks that's tied together with a heartwarming message. From the author of My Little Pet Dragon and My Crazy Pet Frog. If you enjoy the messages in my other works, you won't be disappointed here.
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 142 |
| Release | : 2019-01-13 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386961183 |
It's the ultimate animal alphabet book! This edition is over 60 pages in length, and utilizes a mixture of artwork and photography to convey what the animals look like in drawings and real life. A fantastic reading experience for children ages 3-5! Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 1311 |
| Release | : 2019-03-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386067032 |
Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 31 |
| Release | : 2017-06-03 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386046426 |
What’s a pig to do when he finds a golden egg in his bed? Find out in this light-hearted adventure about what it means to be grateful for the things we have. Approximately 2,200 words and 4 eggtastic pictures. Descriptions of my other popular children’s books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 43 |
| Release | : 2014-03-08 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1624545106 |
Martin Freeman finally took the plunge. He quit his day job to become a full time author and isn't looking back. Brimming with confidence, he's concerned how his wife Greta will take the news. Although being your own boss is liberating, it's also quite scary. But he'll make it work. He's sure of it. It's just a matter of convincing Greta... Approximately 1,250 words. This book also includes: New Beginnings (1,950 words), This Beauty By My Side (650 words), and an extended Author's Note (1,850 words). Descriptions of my popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 33 |
| Release | : 2017-02-25 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386107905 |
When strange lights explode and light up the sky, one sad bear knows that he must return to his empty cave farther north in hopes of finding his long lost significant other. Approximately 2,900 words. Note: This book deals with the pain of losing a loved one and the joy of being reunited with them. It is intended for a slightly older audience than my typical children's books. If you have any concerns, please download a sample before purchasing.
| Author | : Scott Gordon |
| Publisher | : S.E. Gordon |
| Total Pages | : 47 |
| Release | : 2018-10-26 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1386686638 |
Skye Butterfly has a problem. Winter is fast approaching, and the creatures of the land keep telling her that she must fly south with the birds. One after another, they ask her to bring an assortments of strange things back. Back what exactly are they up to? And where will the journey ultimately lead her? Approximately 3,400 words. For children ages 6 to 8. Descriptions of my other popular children’s books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages). NOTE: This is a story about peer pressure.
