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| Author | : Alan Richardson |
| Publisher | : Skylight Press |
| Total Pages | : 148 |
| Release | : 2012 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1908011319 |
Alan Richardson is back with a ground-breaking esoteric satire, The Fat Git, with a rip-roaring cast of characters including Abrose Hart, the Merlin of Strathnaddair; his reluctant nephew, Arthur; the mythical seductress, Vivienne, and the dastardly evil Vortig. Richardson takes no prisoners with his take on psychic pretentiousness, taking mythical simulacra and Arthurian archetypes to levels of absurdity, yet always displaying trenchant psychological insights and a sound background in the deeper aspects of occultism. This mix of mundane and fantastic, at wild odds with each other, is reminiscent of the work of Charles Williams, and perhaps one or two of his fellow Inklings. Richardson does not hold back from lambasting certain quarters with his iconoclastic wit but seems to be saying something that needs to be said. With great humour and panache, he provides a riveting burlesque of modern magic and the Arthurian Mysteries.
| Author | : Mitch Webber |
| Publisher | : AuthorHouse |
| Total Pages | : 69 |
| Release | : 2012-05-31 |
| Genre | : Health & Fitness |
| ISBN | : 1467889687 |
Having tried just about every diet since the invention of elasticated trousers, joined every fitness club within strolling distance of the pub, and spent a small countrys GDP on personal trainers, Mitch Webber was somewhat disappointed to find himself fifty years old and technically obese. With no desire to transform his physique into that of Connan the Barbiturate and without wanting to become a food-bore (one of those people who spend more time investigating the ingredients of a meal than enjoying the company), Mitch decided to see if there was a way to make some tolerable adjustments to his lifestyle in order to get back into reasonable shape. Just Did It! is the result of those successful efforts. It is an easy guide to adjusting your lifestyle, a bit, in order to start to lose weight over time. It offers guidance on how to get into running, how to get a good workout down at the park, and how to eat sensibly four days a week in order to be able to enjoy social eating on the weekendsincluding a wee bit of social drinking too. The book covers an exercise program, a program to get you jogging, and an approach to sensible eating. Its a programme that you can do. Its a reasonable approach that doesnt require you to become a monk or a self-righteous vegan for the next fifteen years. It understands real life, real people, and the real reason we havent been able to succeed with other dietshuman nature and the attraction of every decent chef and cookery programme on the TV. So if you have looked sadly at a recent group photo, thinking that it was about time that you took a few steps towards reducing your girth, then this is the book for you. You can do it. It doesnt have to be hell. Just decide to make a difference, buy the book, and get on with it. Just do it! Lets hope you think the same as Mitch. Take his advice, hes been there, read it, bought it, and most importantly, done it. So get moving, take control of your health, shed some weight, get fit, live life, hopefully a long life, and just do it. Daniel Reymond, BHMSc (Human Movement Science, Sports Science and Sports Management), Certificate in Corporate Health and Worksite Wellness (USI)
| Author | : Diane Saxon |
| Publisher | : Boldwood Books Ltd |
| Total Pages | : 345 |
| Release | : 2023-01-19 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1804264768 |
A chilling psychological thriller from the bestselling author of My Little Brother.Four sisters, four secrets. Who has the deadliest of them all? Something happened to me when I was nine. My childhood memories before that fateful day are gone. Extinguished. The aftermath has become a living nightmare with a guilt that runs so deep that I’m not sure I can ever tell anyone. I fear I've left it too late... The burden of my secret and the hurt and pain that silence cost each and every member of my family is too overwhelming. But you can't avoid fate and now I have the opportunity to right the wrongs inflicted on us. There was no justice. Not then. Not now. But I can change that. The big question is, how far am I willing to go? Diane Saxon’s immersive thriller will have you debating how far you would go for your family to right a wrong...
| Author | : Patrick Chaplin |
| Publisher | : The History Press |
| Total Pages | : 137 |
| Release | : 2012-11-01 |
| Genre | : Sports & Recreation |
| ISBN | : 0752490958 |
In 180! Fascinating Darts Facts Patrick Chaplin delves deep into his mind-boggling archive to present a plethora of nuggets of darting trivia never before gathered together in book form. Find out . . . Why are darts matches usually played as -01 games (1,001, 501, 301, etc) and not 1,000, 500 or 300?Were early dartboards really made of pig-bristle?Who was the first darts player to endorse a darts product? Why did a Bolton darts team go ‘topless’ in the 1990s?The answers to these and many other darts questions can be found in this book. From the big guns of yesteryear to the stars of the modern game and from the sport’s history and origins to fans drinking a world darts venue dry, it’s all here in 180! Fascinating Darts Facts.
| Author | : John Steinbeck |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 530 |
| Release | : 2006-03-28 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1440637121 |
The Pulitzer Prize-winning epic of the Great Depression, a book that galvanized—and sometimes outraged—millions of readers. First published in 1939, Steinbeck’s Pulitzer Prize-winning epic of the Great Depression chronicles the Dust Bowl migration of the 1930s and tells the story of one Oklahoma farm family, the Joads—driven from their homestead and forced to travel west to the promised land of California. Out of their trials and their repeated collisions against the hard realities of an America divided into Haves and Have-Nots evolves a drama that is intensely human yet majestic in its scale and moral vision, elemental yet plainspoken, tragic but ultimately stirring in its human dignity. A portrait of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless, of one man’s fierce reaction to injustice, and of one woman’s stoical strength, the novel captures the horrors of the Great Depression and probes into the very nature of equality and justice in America. At once a naturalistic epic, captivity narrative, road novel, and transcendental gospel, Steinbeck’s powerful landmark novel is perhaps the most American of American Classics. This Centennial edition, specially designed to commemorate one hundred years of Steinbeck, features french flaps and deckle-edged pages. For more than sixty-five years, Penguin has been the leading publisher of classic literature in the English-speaking world. With more than 1,500 titles, Penguin Classics represents a global bookshelf of the best works throughout history and across genres and disciplines. Readers trust the series to provide authoritative texts enhanced by introductions and notes by distinguished scholars and contemporary authors, as well as up-to-date translations by award-winning translators.
| Author | : MARCUS FOXWELL |
| Publisher | : Edwerkz Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 206 |
| Release | : 2014-10-08 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1502767074 |
Revengeance & Death Row Rejects: What do you get if you place two classic titles under one cover? An epic bargain and thirty years of story- telling in one volume. Revengeance as overkill meets revenge. Death Row Rejects as a collection of short stories. Two titles, one book. isbn: 978-1502767073
| Author | : Stuart MacBride |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins UK |
| Total Pages | : 1092 |
| Release | : 2013-08-08 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0007535163 |
Books 4, 5 and 6 in the No.1 bestselling crime series by the award-winning Stuart MacBride.
| Author | : Colin A Millar |
| Publisher | : Colin Millar |
| Total Pages | : 213 |
| Release | : 2021-01-30 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
What happens when a very ordinary man finds himself in extraordinary circumstances? What if the commute is quite literally murder? How can painting be a dangerous activity? And what do Beelzebub's five-a-side footie mates call him? The answer to these and other twisted questions can be found here. Bipolarised is a dark, inventive, surreal and funny collection of short stories from the author of Foreign Bodies.
| Author | : Matthew J. Metzger |
| Publisher | : JMS Books LLC |
| Total Pages | : 217 |
| Release | : 2016-04-30 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1634860942 |
Anton never thought anyone would ever want to date him. Everyone knows nobody wants a transgender boyfriend, right? So he's as shocked as anyone when seemingly-straight Jude Kalinowski asks him out, and doesn't appear to be joking. The only problem is ... well, Jude doesn't actually know. Anton can see how this will play out: Jude is a nice guy, and nice guys finish last. And Anton is transgender, and transgender people don't get happy endings. If he tells Jude, it might destroy everything. And if Jude tells anyone else ... it will.
| Author | : Geraldine Murfin-Shaw |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 390 |
| Release | : 2016-08-27 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1326774115 |
Downing tools in the allotment where they have toiled for the last six years, Valerie and her husband Wolfram decide to cycle to Germany to visit his mother. Before they leave, Val's guide the Aztec Priest appears among the bean rows and tells her this will be a Vision Quest - and so it turns out to be, not least due to their involvement in Channel 4's 'Real Holiday Show'. In spite of the dangers they encounter on this trip they develop an appetite for foreign parts and embark on many subsequent cycling adventures, all of which turn out more or less disastrously. Travel with them as they ride through France, Italy and their beloved Black Forest - the stoic Val shouting instructions from behind as the hapless blind Wolf does his best to avoid hitting anything. Share their horrors and delights at the larger-than-life characters they meet abroad and the comradeship of their Asian neighbours on the allotments. A heartwarming and spiritual tale of two lives inextricably intertwined - until Fate intervened.
