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| Author | : Adam Wallace |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 24 |
| Release | : 2019-10 |
| Genre | : Animals |
| ISBN | : 9781743830055 |
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Even though that mouse was curled up, fast asleep The pong from its butt made everyone weep. What a stinky Christmas! But who has done the biggest fart of all?
| Author | : Catherine Adams |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 54 |
| Release | : 2017-10-21 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781978458420 |
A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!
| Author | : Zoë Foster Blake |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 21 |
| Release | : 2020-01-14 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1524791903 |
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
| Author | : Jane Bexley |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2020-10-27 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
| Author | : Humor Heals Us |
| Publisher | : Humor Heals Us |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2020-09-24 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781953399175 |
Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.
| Author | : Humor Heals Us |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2020-11-27 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781953399144 |
Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
| Author | : Helen Baugh |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins UK |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2014-09-25 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0007542836 |
A hilarious story full of noises and naughtiness. A sure-fire Christmas cracker of a book!
| Author | : Olaf Falafel |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins Children's Books |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2020-09-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9780008357955 |
| Author | : M. Lott |
| Publisher | : Independently Published |
| Total Pages | : 92 |
| Release | : 2018-10-28 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781729081709 |
A Christmas coloring book that will have everyone laughing and holding their noses! Inside the pages of this new holiday masterpiece, you will find 22 cute and funny illustrations, perfect for discerning coloring artists of all ages. Sillying farting fun includes pictures of: cute Christmas animals Santa Claus Gingerbread Man Sugar Plum Fairy Christmas Elves Snowman Reindeer and more! Each illustration is included in the coloring book twice, for double the fun -- 44 coloring pages in all! Color them all yourself or share with a friend. The Farting Christmas Coloring Book makes a great gift, can serve as an icebreaker on a first date, and will help you win any white elephant gift exchange! Don't be afraid. Pick up a copy today. *** The Farting Christmas Coloring Book is the latest creation from the mind of M.T. Lott, the best-selling illustrator of the Farting Animals Coloring Book.
| Author | : Bobbie Hinman |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2015-05 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781596160255 |
