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Author | : T. J. Kirk |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 322 |
Release | : 2013-06-12 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781490425306 |
The Douchebag Bible' is comprehensive anthology of all three major books published by controversial YouTube star, The Amazing Atheist (AKA TJ Kirk): 'Scumbag: Musings of a Subhuman (abridged)', 'In Defense of Evil: Why Good is Bad and Bad Is Good, ' and 'Neckbeard Uprising.
Author | : Jay Louis |
Publisher | : Gallery Books |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2008-07-08 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781416957881 |
Greasy foreheads. Spiky frosted hair. Oiled-up faces dripping with Tag Body Shot spray. Armani Exchange T-shirts and rank cologne wafting off their backs like fetid pollen clouds as they pump their fists and attempt to grind into any hotties nearby. Young beauties oblivious to the hulking monstrosity clutching at their butts like snapping turtles on Red Bull. From sea to douchey sea, ours is a culture plagued by this festering blight. By the dark forces of über-douchebaggery. How did this happen? What can we do to confront the douchebag/hottie plague that rots our collective souls like boils sent by a wrathful and angry God? And how can you recover if you or your loved one is 'bag? Now, for the first time, there is an answer to those questions that haunt our collective will and sap our culture of any claim to societal advance: Why hottie/douchebaggery? Why now? And why are douche-faces so silly? In this book we dissect, analyze, contemplate and mock the rank douchescrotes that pollute our country's hottie supply on a daily basis. Every branch of the douche-tree will be examined. Every corner of our cultural rot will be exposed. And if we can lust after their hotties along the way, then all the better.
Author | : Tucker Max |
Publisher | : Citadel |
Total Pages | : 537 |
Release | : 2012-03-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0806535938 |
The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
Author | : Todd Perkins |
Publisher | : John Wiley & Sons |
Total Pages | : 883 |
Release | : 2010-06-10 |
Genre | : Computers |
ISBN | : 0470886897 |
Master the latest version of Flash with this revised edition of a perennial bestseller Flash enables you to create animations and can also be used to build an interactive, multimedia Web site. Completely enhanced and revised, this must-have reference covers everything you need to know to learn and master the latest version of Flash. Top Flash trainer and author Todd Perkins provides you with unparalleled comprehensive coverage of tips, tricks, and techniques that you won’t find in any other resource. The reader-friendly format will appeal to both the novice as well as the accomplished professional and everyone in between. Serves as a comprehensive reference on all the latest updates and enhancements to the newest version of Flash Professional Appeals to both novice and experienced Flash developers and functions as their guide to the capabilities and possibilities of the new Flash Written by an experienced Adobe Flash instructor who is adept at making difficult topics easy to understand Includes a CD-ROM that features trial software, add-ons, plug-ins, shareware, templates, and examples Flash CS5 Professional Bible is an ideal resource to go from learning to mastering the latest version of Flash in a flash!
Author | : Christopher Hitchens |
Publisher | : McClelland & Stewart |
Total Pages | : 322 |
Release | : 2008-11-19 |
Genre | : Philosophy |
ISBN | : 1551991764 |
Christopher Hitchens, described in the London Observer as “one of the most prolific, as well as brilliant, journalists of our time” takes on his biggest subject yet–the increasingly dangerous role of religion in the world. In the tradition of Bertrand Russell’s Why I Am Not a Christian and Sam Harris’s recent bestseller, The End Of Faith, Christopher Hitchens makes the ultimate case against religion. With a close and erudite reading of the major religious texts, he documents the ways in which religion is a man-made wish, a cause of dangerous sexual repression, and a distortion of our origins in the cosmos. With eloquent clarity, Hitchens frames the argument for a more secular life based on science and reason, in which hell is replaced by the Hubble Telescope’s awesome view of the universe, and Moses and the burning bush give way to the beauty and symmetry of the double helix.
Author | : T. Kirk |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 192 |
Release | : 2013-01-31 |
Genre | : Political Science |
ISBN | : 9781482338768 |
A collection of essays on politics, entertainment, humanity and more from the savage mind of one of the internet's most enduring provocateurs. TJ Kirk has risen to fame and fortune as The Amazing Atheist on YouTube. In 'NECKBEARD UPRISING' he offers a completely unfiltered view of some of the most controversial issues of our time.
Author | : Ivan Green |
Publisher | : Strategic Book Publishing |
Total Pages | : 466 |
Release | : |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : 1634102339 |
The Anti-Bible is exactly what the name implies. It will take readers on a journey through all 66 books of the New International Version of the Holy Bible, exposing all the lies, exaggerations, contradictions, violence, hatred, absurdities, and immorality contained within. It will also show analyses of the Dead Sea Scrolls and Gnostic texts, pieces of original scriptures that were left out of modern publications. These will show even more contradictions and fairy tales, proving that the entire collection is man-made and engineered to manipulate and control the uninformed. Primarily, this book will serve as a reference for atheists in debates with Christians about nearly every part of the Bible. Secondarily, it could also become a steppingstone for Christians who may be questioning and/or doubting their faith, and who need a bit of help getting over that final existential hump, as it were. There has been an extreme invasion of religion (mainly Christianity in the U.S.A.) into the lives of atheists. The prominence of religious ignorance in the American government specifically, has forced violent and hateful dogma into laws, schools, doctor offices, and bedrooms. This book provides a creative and peaceful protest against those actions. Amen!
Author | : J.D. Greear |
Publisher | : B&H Publishing Group |
Total Pages | : 144 |
Release | : 2013-02-01 |
Genre | : Religion |
ISBN | : 1433679183 |
“If there were a Guinness Book of World Records entry for ‘amount of times having prayed the sinner’s prayer,’ I’m pretty sure I’d be a top contender,” says pastor and author J. D. Greear. He struggled for many years to gain an assurance of salvation and eventually learned he was not alone. “Lack of assurance” is epidemic among evangelical Christians. In Stop Asking Jesus Into Your Heart, J. D. shows that faulty ways of present- ing the gospel are a leading source of the confusion. Our presentations may not be heretical, but they are sometimes misleading. The idea of “asking Jesus into your heart” or “giving your life to Jesus” often gives false assurance to those who are not saved—and keeps those who genuinely are saved from fully embracing that reality. Greear unpacks the doctrine of assurance, showing that salvation is a posture we take to the promise of God in Christ, a posture that begins at a certain point and is maintained for the rest of our lives. He also answers the tough questions about assurance: What exactly is faith? What is repentance? Why are there so many warnings that seem to imply we can lose our salvation? Such issues are handled with respect to the theological rigors they require, but Greear never loses his pastoral sensitivity or a communication technique that makes this message teachable to a wide audience from teens to adults.
Author | : Taylor Caldwell |
Publisher | : Open Road Media |
Total Pages | : 589 |
Release | : 2017-01-31 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1504042956 |
New York Times Bestseller: A “beautifully written” and “truly outstanding” novel based on the life of Paul the Apostle (The Cincinnati Enquirer). Born a veritable great lion of God to a devout Jewish family, Saul of Tarsus is raised by his parents to embrace their love of humanity. Dogged by what he perceives as a lack of true faith, he embarks on a journey to save his people from sacrilege. But on the road to Damascus a vision of the resurrected Jesus changes the course of his life. Converting to Christianity, the newly christened Paul transforms from persecutor of blasphemers into apostle to the gentiles, becoming one of the supreme influences on the Catholic Church and the Western world. Great Lion of God paints a unique and very human portrait of Saint Paul, one of the most passionate, dauntless, and complex figures of early Christianity—Pharisee, lawyer, theologian, and above all, a “man like ourselves with our own despairs, doubts, anxieties and angers and intolerances, and ‘lusts of the flesh.’” The central novel in author Taylor Caldwell’s biblical trilogy, which also includes Dear and Glorious Physician and I, Judas, Great Lion of God is both “sheer entertainment” and a moving tribute to the majesty and power of the Christian faith (Fort Worth Star-Telegram). This ebook features an illustrated biography of Taylor Caldwell including rare images from the author’s estate.
Author | : Anna Tan |
Publisher | : Teaspoon Publishing |
Total Pages | : 292 |
Release | : 2021-06-01 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9671963412 |
What is faith, except hope in desperation? All Putera Mikal wants is to gain the Amok Strength, the supernatural power granted by Kudus to the Mahan royal family. No matter how religiously Mikal keeps his vows, Kudus still denies him the Strength—whilst his father, Sultan Simson, flaunts the Strength despite his blatant defiance of the Temple and the priests’ visions of coming doom. Then the prophecies come true. Taken captive, Mikal must find a way to liberate his people and restore his throne in Maha—and the key to this is the Amok Strength. But what does it take to gain Kudus’ favour?