The Dirty Princess

The Dirty Princess
Author: Jeana E. Mann
Publisher: Jeana E. Mann
Total Pages: 171
Release: 2018-06-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1943938334

The Princess Trap

The Princess Trap
Author: Talia Hibbert
Publisher: Nixon House
Total Pages: 282
Release: 2018-02-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

From bestselling author Talia Hibbert comes a story of wicked royals, fake engagements, and the fed-up office worker trapped in the midst of it all… Cherry Neita is thirty, flirty, and done with men. As far as she can tell, they’re overrated, overpaid, and underperforming – in every area of life. But a girl has needs, and the smoking-hot stranger she just met at the office seems like the perfect one-night stand… Prince Ruben of Helgmøre is reckless, dominant, and famously filthy. The outcast royal is rebuilding his reputation – all for a good cause – but he can’t resist a pretty face. And bossy whirlwind Cherry’s got the face, the body, and the attitude to make Ruben’s convictions crumble. Even better, when she propositions him, she has no idea who he really is. But when paparazzi catch the pair, erm, kissing in an alleyway, Ruben’s anonymity disappears faster than Cherry’s knickers. Now the press is in uproar, the palace is outraged, and Ruben’s reputation is back in the gutter. There’s only one way to turn this disaster around – and it involves Cherry, some big fat lies, and a flashy diamond ring. On her left hand. Unfortunately, Cherry isn’t pleased with Ruben’s ‘fake engagement’ scheme… and neither is the king. The Princess Trap is a steamy, diverse royal romance featuring a take-no-sh*t heroine and a misunderstood hero fighting to survive life at the palace. There’s fake relationship fluff, a healthy dose of angst, and a guaranteed happily-ever-after. Please be aware: this story contains scenes of abuse that could trigger certain audiences.

Part-time Princess

Part-time Princess
Author: Deborah Underwood
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2018-03-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1368041094

At night, a normal little girl imagines she is a princess, but not just a princess who wears pretty gowns and goes to balls. She also gets to fight dragons and tame trolls. But one morning she wakes up and begins to think maybe her royal adventures aren't so imaginary after all... From the best-selling author of The Quiet Book, this jacketed picture book is perfect for every little girl who dreams of being a princess.

The Really Rotten Princess

The Really Rotten Princess
Author: Lady Cecily Snodgrass
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2012-02-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442433272

This brand-new Ready-to-Read series stars a princess who’s a royal pain! Princess Regina isn’t lovely, or sweet, or charming like a princess is supposed to be....Instead, she’s downright rotten! When Regina’s concerned parents send her off to a special princess boarding school, Regina is horrified to learn that she’s not the only princess in the world. Not only that, she has to share a dorm room with another princess! After a long day of lessons, an exhausted Regina realizes she hasn’t done anything really rotten all day...but she’ll fix that problem, pronto.

The Very Smelly Princess

The Very Smelly Princess
Author: Stephanie Moss (Writer of children's stories)
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019
Genre: Baths
ISBN: 9781786708724

"The king and queen are in despair. Princess Grace is refusing to take a bath and is really starting to stink! But is there more to this smelly story than meets the nose?"--Back cover

Dirty Princes

Dirty Princes
Author: Jo Raven
Publisher: Jo Raven
Total Pages: 395
Release: 2018-11-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Once upon a time, there lived a princess called Brylee who had a cat and a steady job and her eye on a handsome prince. But Prince Ryan refused to put out. So she baked cookies and buttered muffins, without any double meaning whatsoever, and saved her cherry for her prince. Who was being difficult and not following the damn script. Then Riddick walked through the door and ate her cookie. Literally, okay? It was a good cookie, too, with chocolate chip. Riddick is drop-dead gorgeous, but not a prince. Regardless, Brylee can’t fight that burning attraction. Even when Ryan suddenly becomes interested in her. This isn’t how things were supposed to happen. She was supposed to get a prince, not get caught between a hot prince and a hunky pauper. Come on. Especially not when said prince and pauper can’t stand each other. Brylee isn’t above letting two men fight for her. After all, that’s the essence of a good fairytale, right? A fight, a winner, a grand wedding and a happily ever after. It’s fine. After all, she doesn’t want them both. At the same time. In her bed. Like, ever. #FamousLastWords

I Don't Want to Wash My Hands!

I Don't Want to Wash My Hands!
Author: Tony Ross
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2012-05-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1849399522

The Little Princess loves getting her hands dirty. The trouble is . . . she hates washing them. Until she learns all about the nasties and the dirties and all the other horrible things that lurk and make you ill . . .

Princess Messy

Princess Messy
Author: Lee Krutop
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2007
Genre: Princesses
ISBN: 9781741788488

Princess Messy might be messy, but she really is a special little princess.

Princess Amy

Princess Amy
Author: Melinda Pollowitz
Publisher:
Total Pages: 180
Release: 1985
Genre:
ISBN: 9780553203288

69 Things to Do with a Dead Princess

69 Things to Do with a Dead Princess
Author: Stewart Home
Publisher: Canongate Books
Total Pages: 193
Release: 2003
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1841953814

Anna has a taste for perverse sex involving an older man and a ventriloquist's dummy. Her sex life revolves around the stone circles in Aberdeen. The grandeur of the stones provides a backdrop against which she can act out her psychodramas.