The Complete Works Of Charles F Browne Better Known As Artemus Ward
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The Complete Works of Charles F. Browne, Better Known as "Artemus Ward."
Author | : Artemus Ward |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 560 |
Release | : 1871 |
Genre | : American wit and humor |
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The Complete Works of Artemus Ward
Author | : Artemus Ward |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 648 |
Release | : 1898 |
Genre | : Latter Day Saint churches |
ISBN | : |
The Complete Works of Artemus Ward (Charles F. Browne).
Author | : Artemus Ward |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 572 |
Release | : 1899 |
Genre | : American wit and humor |
ISBN | : |
The Complete Works of Artemus Ward, Part 1
Author | : Farrar Browne Charles Farrar Browne |
Publisher | : 1st World Publishing |
Total Pages | : 264 |
Release | : 2007-12 |
Genre | : Literary Collections |
ISBN | : 142189632X |
There is a story of two "smart" Yankees, one named Hosea and the other Hezekiah, who met in an oyster shop in Boston. Said Hosea, "As to opening oysters, why nothing's easier if you only know how." "And how's how?" asked Hezekiah. "Scotch snuff," replied Hosea, very gravely-"Scotch snuff. Bring a little of it ever so near their noses, and they'll sneeze their lids off." "I know a man who knows a better plan," observed Hezekiah. "He spreads the bivalves in a circle, seats himself in the centre, reads a chapter of Artemus Ward to them, and goes on until they get interested. One by one they gape with astonishment at A. Ward's whoppers, and as they gape my friend whips 'em out, peppers away, and swallows 'em."
Artemus Ward (Charles Farrar Browne)
Author | : Don Carlos Seitz |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 402 |
Release | : 1919 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : |
From the Peter Neil Isaacs collection.