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| Author | : Emily Smith |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 94 |
| Release | : 2019-09-30 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781077453753 |
Elves are naughty. Troublemakers. Pranksters. Tinkers. But you've never met elves like this. Stanky, Planky, and Cranky are forever causing trouble in the Gibbs' house - and they always get away with it too. However, the Gibbs family has a new pet - a beautiful puppy called Archie - who rumbles the elves' horrible games straight away. So the rotten elves hatch a terrible, stinky plan to get rid of the innocent dog once and for all: The Christmas Poop Plan. It's a plan so evil and foul that it will ruin Christmas for the entire family. However Stanky, Cranky and Planky are about to find out what happens when you are meanies all of the time... The Christmas Poop Plan is a funny Christmas book aimed at children aged between four and eight. Written by bestselling author Martin Smith and his seven-year-old daughter Emily, it is a festive story about hope, being brave, never giving up and ... lots of poop. The story behind The Poop Plan. Martin has cystic fibrosis and wrote the bestselling Charlie Fry Series after retiring from work due to a deterioration in his condition. Emily has always wanted to write a book with her dad - and came up with the characters and plot herself. All Martin did was transform the wonderful ideas into a story for primary school children to be able to enjoy. Why The Christmas Poop Plan? The book was originally called The Christmas Miracle - except that had already been taken. We had the same problem with The Christmas Angel. Yet the book is centred around the elves' dastardly plan to ruin Christmas through poop - so The Christmas Poop Plan seemed the logical choice! Who will the book appeal to? It is aimed at children aged between four and eight. If you like an elf on the shelf with a dose of David Walliams too, then this will be right up your street!
| Author | : Rosie Greening |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2019-10 |
| Genre | : Animal droppings |
| ISBN | : 9781788439299 |
In this rhyming story, an inventive elf finds an alternative way to power Santa's sleigh when his reindeer crew are too ill to fly.
| Author | : Jennie Bjorem |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2019-05-31 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781951031015 |
OH NO! Pee-Pee is about a puppy that goes pee-pee everywhere. This book was written four young children to practice early functional consonant-vowel consonant-vowel words.The book is a repetitive style so kids can predict. Kids will LOVE to see where puppy goes pee-pee next!
| Author | : Michael Brandow |
| Publisher | : Purdue University Press |
| Total Pages | : 362 |
| Release | : 2008 |
| Genre | : History |
| ISBN | : 9781557534927 |
The story of how New York City adopted laws to force pet owners to clean up after their pets. Michael Brandow shows how a combination of science and politics, fact and fear, altruism and self-interest led to the adoption and enforcement of legislation that became a shining - and perhaps surprising - success.
| Author | : Heng Ou |
| Publisher | : Abrams |
| Total Pages | : 431 |
| Release | : 2016-04-26 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 1613129416 |
After labor, it’s time for rest: A gentle guide to zuo yuezi, the ancient Chinese practice of postpartum self-care, including sixty simple recipes. The first forty days after the birth of a child offer an essential and fleeting period of rest and recovery for the new mother. Based on Heng Ou’s own postpartum experience with zuo yuezi, a set period of “confinement” in which a woman remains at home focusing on healing and bonding with her baby, The First Forty Days revives the lost art of caring for the mother after birth. As modern mothers are pushed to prematurely “bounce back” after delivering their babies, and are often left alone to face the physical and emotional challenges of this new stage of their lives, the first forty days provide a lifeline—a source of connection, nourishment, and guidance. This book includes sixty simple recipes for healing soups, replenishing meals and snacks, and calming and lactation-boosting teas, all formulated to support the unique needs of the new mother. In addition to recipes, this warm and encouraging guide offers advice on arranging a system of help during the postpartum period, navigating relationship challenges, and honoring the significance of pregnancy and birth. Fully illustrated, it is a practical guide and inspirational read for all new mothers and mothers-to-be—the perfect ally during the first weeks with a new baby. “Bringing our attention back to the importance of the postpartum period for new mothers helps to create space for this essential period of integration and recovery . . . an invaluable companion during the first 40 days and beyond.” —Ricki Lake & Abby Epstein, filmmakers, The Business of Being Born
| Author | : Shawn Shafner |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 112 |
| Release | : 2022-03 |
| Genre | : Health & Fitness |
| ISBN | : 1646432231 |
Here is an illustrated guide to understanding our poo! There's no denying it, the way our bowel movements look tells us quite a bit about our diets and gastrointestinal health. And while your health is no laughing matter, there is no reason not to have some fun when taking care of yourself. Know Your Shit is a fun and informative illustrated, quick-reference guide that helps you interpret your poop. If your poop is telling you that your diet needs to change, this book also helps you make good choices about the food you eat. The perfect bathroom book, you'll know exactly where to leave Know Your Shit.
| Author | : Greg W. Sloan |
| Publisher | : The Adventures of Pooperman |
| Total Pages | : 161 |
| Release | : 2008-06 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 0615210783 |
| Author | : Denise Little |
| Publisher | : Astra Publishing House |
| Total Pages | : 323 |
| Release | : 2008-08-05 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1440631409 |
Seventeen original stories about a mall where anything you can imagine is for sale-but who will pay the price? The stores in Enchantment Place live up to the title, catering to a rather unique clientele ranging from vampires and werecreatures to wizards and witches, elves and unicorns' in short, anyone with shopping needs not likely to be met in the chain stores. Here are seventeen shopping trips you'll never forget, from a store that sells the highest quality familiars, to the non-magical daughter of a magic-filled family who is left to mind the family jewelry store though she has no means to defeat an enchanting thief, to a woman running a Wiccan supply store who is suddenly faced with an IRS audit?
| Author | : Sarah M. Anderson |
| Publisher | : Sarah M. Anderson |
| Total Pages | : 111 |
| Release | : 2019-10-15 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1941097561 |
What’s Alice supposed to do with a pony? The teacher only knows the animal was left on her porch right before Christmas. Then handsome Animal Control Officer Kirk Douglas shows up, asking questions that Alice prefers not to answer. But even the mystery surrounding the animal’s origins can’t stop the holiday spark that ignites between Alice and Kirk. Can their attraction survive ugly-sweater parties, well-meaning relatives and the Christmas pony? "A funny and warm-hearted Christmas delight! Bonus points to Sarah for writing a deeply romantic older couple.” -- Karen Booth, Author and Co-founder, Seasoned Romance *This novella was previously published as The Christmas Pony in Silver Belles: An Over-40 Holiday Anthology
| Author | : Christine Kole MacLean |
| Publisher | : Puffin Books |
| Total Pages | : 196 |
| Release | : 2007 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9780142407677 |
Nine-year-old Mary Margaret is desperate for a pet, but her father is allergic to almost everything and her mother is too busy preparing for the new baby to find her daughter a hypoallergenic pet. So Mary Margaret takes matters into her own hands. Illustrations.
