The Cheapskate's Handbook

The Cheapskate's Handbook
Author: Mifflin Lowe
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Total Pages: 273
Release: 2017-09-21
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1641700246

The humorous guide to managing your money, now updated and stingier and saltier than ever. Packed with hilarious observations, unusual tips, and the stingiest advice money couldn’t buy, The Cheapskate’s Handbook is the perfect gag gift for your favorite miser—who might just be you. Skinflint Mifflin Lowe invites fellow cheapskates to come out of the closet in a celebration of all things free, complimentary, pro bono, and if need be, cheap. With advice on everything from avoiding generous impulses to creatively bumming off your neighbors, plus delightful watercolor illustrations, hilarious photographs, and Mifflin’s own “Miser’s Aptitude Test,” The Cheapskate’s Handbook will have you laughing and saving money at the same time. What a deal! Praise for The Cheapskate’s Handbook “This book is fun. Whether you truly have some Scrooge in your DNA or not, it’s hard to take the Miserliness Aptitude Test . . . explore the Roommate Fee List . . . or read the “How to Avoid Taking Your Spouse or Significant Other to a Movie” chapter and not crack a smile. Or more. Lowe is irreverent, silly, and quite often over the top. . . . It’s a 2.0 edition, after all, so he gives you the cheapskate view on Uber, Lyft, Miley Cyrus, and more.” —Ryan G. Van Cleave, Sarasota Scene

The Ultimate Cheapskate's Road Map to True Riches

The Ultimate Cheapskate's Road Map to True Riches
Author: Jeff Yeager
Publisher: Currency
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2007-12-26
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 0767926951

It used to be that “stuff” made you cool. That is so twentieth century. Jeff Yeager, the man dubbed The Ultimate Cheapskate by Matt Lauer on Today, offers a completely fresh take on personal finance, teaching us how to enjoy life more by spending less. He will show you how to buy less stuff, retire young, and live financially free, while you make a positive difference in people’s lives and save the planet along the way. The Ultimate Cheapskate’s Road Map to True Riches lays out the practices and principles that have made cheap the new cool. Live within your means at thirty and stay there. The Ultimate Cheapskate was living well on what he earned at thirty, so when he made more money, he saved every penny. Now he is “selfishly” employed, doing work he loves and helping others. Do for yourself what you could have others do for you. Cheapskates are die-hard do-it-yourselfers. It’s all about having the right tools, and The Ultimate Cheapskate will get you started. Pinch the dollars and the pennies will pinch themselves. It’s not the $3 cup of coffee; it’s the big-ticket decisions that determine whether you’ll be financially free. So buy a house, not a castle. The Ultimate Cheapskate’s Road Map to True Riches promises a quality of life you cannot buy, a sense of satisfaction you cannot fake, and an appreciation for others and for the planet that gives life value. Open your road map and prepare to discover the true joys of financial freedom.

How to Retire the Cheapskate Way

How to Retire the Cheapskate Way
Author: Jeff Yeager
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-01-01
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 0307956423

Unlike most retirement planning and lifestyle books that focus on investing – or at the other end of the spectrum, on how to get the senior discount on a Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny’s – this new book from Jeff Yeager, America’s favorite cheapskate, makes the compelling case that you can have a joyous, worry-free retirement by merely spending smart and focusing on what you truly want and expect out of retirement. Combining Yeager’s loveable humor and offbeat anecdotes that have garnered him an ever-growing fan base, How to Retire the Cheapskate Way shares with readers hundreds of retirement secrets and tips, including: ·How to Simple-size Your Way to a Better Retirement ·The 20 Secret Cheapskate Principles for Retiring Comfortably on Less...Maybe Even on Social Security Alone ·How to Survive the Medical Maelstrom (without resorting to DIY surgery at home) ·Plus Dozens of Fun Ways to Both Earn a Little Extra Income During Retirement and Painlessly Cut Your Expenses Yeager, who serves as the official “Savings Expert” for AARP and its 40+ million members, weaves together both everyday practical tips and life-changing financial strategies with the real life stories of frugal retirees as well as people of all ages who are working toward a better, earlier, happier retirement The Cheapskate Way.

The Cheap Book

The Cheap Book
Author: Robin Herbst
Publisher: HOW Books
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2008-02-27
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781600610974

Waste not, want not Throughout history, society has shunned those who are cheap‹they are denounced as "tight" or "stingy." But no longer will you have to be ashamed of your penny-pinching ways. Cheapskates, cheapos, tightwads, and misers unite! Thrift is in. Times are tough. What better time to be cheap? No longer will cheapness equal shame. The Cheap Book is beginning a revolution! Inside, find more than 150 money-saving tips, humorous stories and illustrations that show cheapness at its best and at its comical worst.

The Cheap Bastard's Guide to New York City

The Cheap Bastard's Guide to New York City
Author: Rob Grader
Publisher: GPP Travel
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011
Genre: Travel
ISBN: 9780762764587

Cheap Bastard's Guide to New York City details endless free and inexpensive opportunities available in the Big Apple from theater, concerts, and museums to wine tastings, yoga classes, haircuts, and massages for native and visiting cheapskates alike. Written in a fun, humorous tone, this unique guide offers sound advice on how to live the good life on the cheap!"

The Cheapskate's Guide to Living Cheaper and Better

The Cheapskate's Guide to Living Cheaper and Better
Author: Leslie Hamilton
Publisher: Citadel Press
Total Pages: 184
Release: 1996
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 9780806517957

"Want to save money and lead a better life? With this simple guide, you can reduce your cash flow without lowering your standard of living. Learn how to safeguard your bank account against budget busters and save up for a healthy financial future. These hundreds of quick, easy tips show you how to make your own cleaning products, get a tax-deductible education, save up to 12,000 gallons of water per year, find the best used-car dealership, use the Internet to find cheap housing, make your own windshield wiper fluid, keep your refrigerator running economically, and create inexpensive gifts from your garden. All of these simple suggestions can add up to big savings. With the Cheapskate's Guide to Living Cheaper and Better, you'll learn to get more for less, so you can have money for the stuff you really want."--BOOK JACKET.Title Summary field provided by Blackwell North America, Inc. All Rights Reserved

Cheapskates Have to Eat Too

Cheapskates Have to Eat Too
Author: Gregory Kelley
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2014-11-03
Genre:
ISBN: 9781503083608

Being a Cheapskate isn't bad at all. There are times when one must learn ways to tighten the wallet in order to save. The problem is that some folks are given the title Cheapskate and they don't really deserve it. Like spending six dollars in a grocery store for a package of meat. A real Cheapskate would try to get their meat for FREE. Instead of paying two dollars for a soda, a real Cheapskate would find a way to take advantage of a FREE cup of water and ice. A real Cheapskate won't eat out in a restaurant unless he/she had a coupon for a FREE meal or if someone else was paying for it. To them, it's all about paying nothing because they are unwilling to spend any money to a point of doing without if they have to. But Cheapskates have to eat too. Food is a necessity for all. There is no getting around it. We all must have food in order to survive. In this book, you'll find out how Cheapskates spend absolutely nothing for food.

Dudley's Gear Handbook

Dudley's Gear Handbook
Author: Darle W. Dudley
Publisher: Tata McGraw-Hill Education
Total Pages: 1048
Release: 1991
Genre: Technology & Engineering
ISBN:

Out Of Control

Out Of Control
Author: Kevin Kelly
Publisher: Basic Books
Total Pages: 528
Release: 2009-04-30
Genre: Science
ISBN: 078674703X

Out of Control chronicles the dawn of a new era in which the machines and systems that drive our economy are so complex and autonomous as to be indistinguishable from living things.