Excerpt from The Chanticleer for 1924, Vol. 11 In the drama of College Life, the professors take the part of directors of the company. They often assume the attitude that they are the whole show, just as the students assume that thev themselves constitute the entire performance, but neither is correct. Even though the professors should be merely stage properties, a supposition that is not contradicted, nevertheless they are vital elements in the performance, which could no more go on without them than without scenery, furniture, or costumes. We include their names first, not because of their importance, but because they think themselves most important, and we are complacent enough to satisfy their vanity in this respect. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.