The Case of the Yodeling Turtles

The Case of the Yodeling Turtles
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
Total Pages: 61
Release: 2005-03-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418558494

In Secret Agent Dingledorf's sixth top-secret case, everyone's pets are going crazy! Cats think they can sing opera. Dogs think they're country-western stars. Even Priscilla's turtles think they can yodel! Only Secret Agent Dingledorf and his trusty dog, Splat-created by the outrageously funny Bill Myers-can solve the case and save the day. Black-and-white illustrations bring the mystery to life as everyone learns a little lesson about the importance of treating pets and animals with kindness.

My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback

My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2006-10-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418553425

In his newest, original outing, bungling hero Wally McDoogle runs into trouble by unfairly judging others and gossiping behind people's backs. But it's not until he tries to see people through the eyes of God that he realizes it's better to love than to judge.

My Life as a Prickly Porcupine from Pluto

My Life as a Prickly Porcupine from Pluto
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2004
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780849959943

After he is mistaken for an alien and then kidnapped by revolutionists, bungling Wally McDoogle learns that cheating doesn't pay and that honesty is the best policy.

My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie

My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 85
Release: 2001-05-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535095

Once again our part-time hereo and full-time walking disaster area finds himself smack dab in another misadventure. This time it's full of dude-ranch disasters, bungling bronco busters, and the world's biggest cow-and, well, let's just say it's not a pretty picture (or a pleasant smelling one). Through all this, Wally learns the importance of following God's command to always forgive one another.

My Life as a Human Hairball

My Life as a Human Hairball
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 87
Release: 1998-11-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 141855345X

Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."

Sky Surfing Skateboarder

Sky Surfing Skateboarder
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2002-05-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418534994

Through a series of incredible mis-adventures (so what else is new), our boy blunder finds himself participating in the Skateboard Championship of the Universe. (It would be "of the World" except for the one kid who claims to be from Jupiter-a likely story, in spite of his two heads and seven arms.) It's a tough crowd where anything goes as long as you win. Amidst the incredible chaotic chaos by incurably corrupt competitors (say that five times fast), Wally learns there is more to life (or in his case, near-death) than winning.

My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion)

My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion)
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2001-10-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535117

My Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it's great fun. Now he can do whatever he wants, like defending Opera by humiliating a bully, or helping the local football team come back from a 0-54 score. Then, of course, there's always giving Wall Street a hand in making her first million. . . . But the fun and games are short lived when everybody from a crazy ghost buster, to the FBI, to the 59 1⁄2 Minutes TV show, to the neighbor's new dog (a cross between a grizzly bear and a Tyrannosaurs Rex) begin pursuing him. Soon Wally is stumbling and staggering through his greatest misadventure ever . . . until he finally learns that cheating and taking short cuts in life are not all they're cracked up to be. Until he learns that honesty really is the best policy.

My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath

My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2006-10-29
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418553166

All of Wally's friends have cooler stuff than he does, and even his prayers have turned into, "Dear God, gimme, gimme, gimme" until Dad drags him along on an aid project to Africa. He meets a boy his age who shows him what really counts in life and the key to real happiness.

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1993-07-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1418535133

Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives! This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments . . . Until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.