The Carnivorous Carnival

The Carnivorous Carnival
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Farshore
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2024-08-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780008648572

Dear Reader, there is nothing to be found in the pages of A Series of Unfortunate Events but misery and despair. You still have time to choose another international best-seller to read. But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on...

A Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope

A Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 354
Release: 2009-10-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0061757101

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Like bad smells, uninvited weekend guests or very old eggs, there are some things that ought to be avoided. Snicket's saga about the charming, intelligent, and grossly unlucky Baudelaire orphans continues to alarm its distressed and suspicious fans the world over. The tenth book in this outrageous publishing effort features more than the usual dose of distressing details, such as snow gnats, an organised troupe of youngsters, an evil villain with a dastardly plan, a secret headquarters and some dangerous antics you should not try at home. With the weather turning colder, this is one chilling book you would be better off without.

Bedtime for Bear

Bedtime for Bear
Author: Brett Helquist
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2010-12-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0060502053

Wintertime is here, and that means it is bedtime for Bear. But Bear's friends don't think so. They want Bear to come and play outside in the snow. Bear can hear his friends calling. He hears them laughing and playing. Bear can't sleep. But it's bedtime! What is a bear to do?

Corridors Of Power

Corridors Of Power
Author: C.P. Snow
Publisher: House of Stratus
Total Pages: 292
Release: 2010-01-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0755120086

The corridors and committee rooms of Whitehall are the setting for the ninth in the Strangers and Brothers series. They are also home to the manipulation of political power. Roger Quaife wages his ban-the-bomb campaign from his seat in the Cabinet and his office at the Ministry.

The Lump of Coal

The Lump of Coal
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2011-06-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0061965146

Forget Frosty the Snowman or Ruldolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The next great holiday hero is a small, flammable chunk of barbecue fodder. He's impeccably dressed, he's terribly grumpy, and he's looking for a holiday miracle. It's unmistakably Snicket - here's the opening line: This holiday season is a time for stoytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles.

A Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital

A Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 278
Release: 2009-03-17
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0061757209

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES The Baudelaires need a safe place to stay—somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police. A quiet refuge where misfortune never visits. Might Heimlich Hospital be just the place? In Lemony Snicket's eighth ghastly installment in A Series of Unfortunate Events, I'm sorry to say that the Baudelaire orphans will spend time in a hospital where they risk encountering a misleading newspaper headline, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire.

The Dilemma Deepens

The Dilemma Deepens
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2002-10-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780060537609

The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations

The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations
Author: Joe Tracz
Publisher: Hachette Books
Total Pages: 216
Release: 2018-10-30
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 0316451835

This mysterious illustrated tie-in to Netflix's award-winning A Series of Unfortunate Events -- featuring an introduction by Count Olaf's legal representative, Neil Patrick Harris -- shares insider secrets about the Baudelaire family and the making of the show. In every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind... In this collector's companion you will discover never-before-seen photographs, never-before-told stories, and never-before, revealed secrets spanning all three seasons of the hilariously twisted, critically acclaimed hit series. You will encounter original concept art, annotated script excerpts, and interviews with the creative team and all-star cast, as well as glossaries, recipes, lyric sheets, hidden Easter eggs, shocking backstories, and suspicious pages from the titular tome, unredacted, and revealed here for the first time. Featuring interviews with: Tony Hale Daniel Handler Aasif Mandvi Sara Rue Barry Sonnenfeld Patrick Warburton Bo Welch Alfre Woodard and more... Perhaps you are wondering how a noble person such as yourself might become a member of a secret organization. Like so many things in life, it starts by picking up the right book. So go ahead, read at your own risk.

A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection: Books 7-9

A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection: Books 7-9
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 251
Release: 2012-06-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062224980

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES A Warning from the Publisher: Would you rather sprain your ankle, bruise your hip, and lose a toe to frostbite on the same day? Or would you rather have these accidents happen on three different days? This electronic collection of volumes seven through nine in A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket is the e-equivalent of having three ghastly accidents right in a row. Contained here are such unpleasantries as kidnapping, disguise, murder, paperwork, another disguise, heart-shaped balloons, false allegations, stiletto heels, a shattered crystal ball, a cryptic map, an irritating song, and quite a few more disguises, all bundled together into a continuous barrage of horror and dismay. The more sensible approach would be to read The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, and The Carnivorous Carnival months or even years apart from one another, so you have time to recuperate from the misery each volume offers—or better yet, to turn your eyes away from Mr. Snicket's work and find an electronic experience that would cause you no distress whatsoever.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Lemony Snicket

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Lemony Snicket
Author: Lemony Snicket
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 244
Release: 2003-05-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0060562250

A Warning from the Publisher: Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: 1. Who is Lemony? 2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? 3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? 4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? 5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"