The Biggest Funniest Wackiest Grossest Joke Book Ever
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Author | : Bathroom Readers' Institute |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 88 |
Release | : 2016-05-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1626866147 |
Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 254 |
Release | : 2017-09-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1684120071 |
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Author | : Julie Winterbottom |
Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
Total Pages | : 240 |
Release | : 2013-01-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 0761167560 |
Collects practical jokes of different difficulties, from sabotaging a victim's drink to short-sheeting a bed to fake lottery cards.
Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher | : Portable Press |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2017-05-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 9781626863651 |
Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup— ARRRRRRRRRR!
Author | : Michael Pellowski |
Publisher | : Applesauce Press |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2011-05-31 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781604332261 |
Billed as the largest collection of jokes ever compiled, these jokes will make kids giggle, groan, grin, and bust a gut! Includes humorous illustrations throughout. At over 5,000 jokes included, this is the wonderful long and entertaining collection that will This book is jam packed with hundreds and hundreds of jokes for kids. Includes goofy gags, twisted tongue twisters, riddles, and more.
Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 203 |
Release | : 2020-09-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1645175030 |
Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!
Author | : Jimmy Niro |
Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 87 |
Release | : 2020-05-05 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1728205271 |
Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Christmas gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
Author | : Danielle Hall |
Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 88 |
Release | : 2020-06-09 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1646119800 |
What's challenging, fun, and sure to give your brain a workout? This riddle book for kids ages 9-12! Riddle me this—can you solve these super hard word puzzles? You sure can! Featuring nearly 200 brain benders, this riddle book for kids ages 9-12 is the ultimate option for clever children who love thinking outside the box. This big riddle book for kids ages 9-12 will test the limits of your imagination. Start things off with handy tips and simple warm-up riddles that will help you twist your thinking and get creative. What's the difference between a bird and a fly? Tie your brain in knots and find out inside! Tons of tough riddles—Build your problem-solving abilities and stretch your creative thinking skills as you unravel all kinds of perplexing puzzles. Learn about history's biggest puzzlers—Try your hand at some of the world's most famous riddles, like the Riddle of the Sphinx or Bilbo's riddle from The Hobbit, while also learning fun facts about their history. Easy to use—Tips, hints, and an organized answer key in the back make it easy to get solving with your friends and family anytime. Overcome the mind-blowing mysteries inside the very best riddle book for kids ages 9-12!
Author | : Rob Elliott |
Publisher | : Revell |
Total Pages | : 128 |
Release | : 2010-08 |
Genre | : History |
ISBN | : 0800788036 |
A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
Author | : Harriet Shaw |
Publisher | : Two Oceans Publishing |
Total Pages | : 134 |
Release | : 2015-07-23 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780994376626 |
A rib-tickling collection of the funniest jokes and gags ever. Hundreds of laughs for kids of all ages. It's hilarious!