The Biggest Burp Ever

The Biggest Burp Ever
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher:
Total Pages: 158
Release: 2018-10-27
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781525285417

Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt is back with more of the raucous rhymes and zany zingers that kids love to read. The Biggest Burp Ever includes seventy new poems about wacky animals, comical characters, funny families, silly situations, and much, much more.

How Loud Can You Burp?

How Loud Can You Burp?
Author: Glenn Murphy
Publisher: Flash Point
Total Pages: 293
Release: 2009-09-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1429998342

How loud can your average middle-grader burp? Parents, librarians, and innocent bystanders are about to find out. This follow-up to the equally alluring WHY IS SNOT GREEN? tackles more of life's burning questions, many submitted by real-life ten-year-olds Could we use animal poop to make electricity? What's the world's deadliest disease? Why is your mother turning green? Part silly, part serious, and a big part scatological, HOW LOUD CAN YOU BURP? is destined for greatness and grossness.

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 115
Release: 2012-06-19
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1442455691

The lunch ladies will finally have their revenge! From the lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, to principals who disappear into thin air, school has never been so funny. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, this book combines Nesbitt's talent and sense of humor to deliver a knee-slapping collection. If silly principals and crazy lunch ladies don't have you laughing, a science project that ate the student's dog will!

No One Likes a Fart

No One Likes a Fart
Author: Zoë Foster Blake
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 21
Release: 2020-01-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1524791903

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Super Burp! #1

Super Burp! #1
Author: Nancy Krulik
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2010-07-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101437189

The first day at a new school is always the hardest, right? No, not always as George finds out the hard way. On the second day at…Sugarman Elementary School, he is suddenly seized by uncontrollable burps, burps so loud they practically break the sound barrier, burps that make him do wild and crazy stuff and land him in trouble with a capital T. One thing is for sure: these are not normal burps, they are magic burps—and they must be stopped! But how?

When The Teacher Isn't Looking

When The Teacher Isn't Looking
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2012-08-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442455853

Students and teachers will roar as Kenn Nesbitt pokes fun at silly school topics with dozens of wacky poems. Who knew school lunches and detention could be so funny? Kenn Nesbitt, that's who! Do you attend a school like the one Kenn Nesbitt describes in this hysterically funny collection of poems? There's a frenzied food fight in the cafeteria. For show-and-tell, kids burp the ABCs. Recently, "pet days" have been banned (and for good reason). And the funniest things happen when the teacher isn't looking. Kids and teachers rate these rhymes A+ (and you will, too).

Penelope and the Humongous Burp

Penelope and the Humongous Burp
Author: Sheri Radford
Publisher: Erlangga for Kids
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2009
Genre:
ISBN: 9789797819859

Penelope literally brings down the house with her boisterous belching. Summon the doctors! Phone the fire fighters! Call the police! Too thirsty to heed her mother's warnings, Penelope soon learns the disastrous consequences of gulping a few glass of grape soda too quickly!

Burping Bertha

Burping Bertha
Author: Michael Rosen
Publisher:
Total Pages: 60
Release: 1993
Genre: Fame
ISBN: 9780862644253

When Bertha discovers that her accidental burps can send things flying, she decides to perfect her newfound skill.

Stinky Pete's Big Book Of Poop, Fart And Burp Jokes For Kids 7-9; Tongue Twisters, Would You Rather And More

Stinky Pete's Big Book Of Poop, Fart And Burp Jokes For Kids 7-9; Tongue Twisters, Would You Rather And More
Author: Activity Trick
Publisher:
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2020-02-20
Genre:
ISBN:

Stinky Pete Is Back! And His Newest Book Is The Grossest One Yet! With Pages and Pages of Poop-tastic Pooh Jokes Pete's Newest Joke Collection Will Make You Say "Ewwwww"! But The Fart-errific Fun Doesn't Stop There! Pete's Big Book Of Poop Also Includes Gag-Worthy Would You Rather Questions And Totally Gross Tongue Twisters!! This Is One Potty Book That Older Kids Will Love! Aspiring Comedians Will Get Hours Of Stinky Fun From This Kids Joke Book! So, Scoop Up Your Copy Today! This Pooh Joke Book Is a Real Gas!!