The Big Book Of Church Jokes
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Author | : Barbour Publishing |
Publisher | : Barbour Publishing |
Total Pages | : 170 |
Release | : 2009-06-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1607423111 |
Who couldn't use a good laugh these days? Well, here are hundreds of clean, good-natured jokes centered on that very important place we visit each week: church! The Big Book of Church Jokes is a brand-new collection, topically arranged into 20 sections relating to pastors, deacons, people in the pews, Sunday school, buildings and grounds, missionaries, the spiritual gifts, old-time church, weddings, funerals, heaven, and more. Plus, you'll love the quality Christian cartoons included. The Big Book of Church Jokes is perfect for personal reading enjoyment, or for sermon or speech preparation. It's a big book for a reasonable price--only $9.97!
Author | : Hugh Morrison |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 44 |
Release | : 2015-01-18 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781507620632 |
Why are Anglicans such bad chess players? Because they don't know the difference between a Bishop and a Queen. Did you hear about the new liberal branch of the Church of England? It has six commandments and four suggestions. This book is packed with (mostly) clean, good-natured jokes, riddles and funny stories old and new about clergy, churches and Christianity. Get into the humour habit and prepare yourself for the 'laughter-life'! Unlike most church joke books, it is from a British rather than American perspective, but it will appeal to anybody looking for jokes for sermons, parish magazines etc or who would just like a good laugh at church life.
Author | : Barbour Publishing |
Publisher | : Barbour Publishing |
Total Pages | : 157 |
Release | : 2003-08-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1607425068 |
Whoever said Christians shouldn't enjoy a good laugh now and then? Here's a fantastic new collection of nearly five hundred jokes that turn the mirror back on ourselves--with hilarious results. The World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes contains scores of funnies involving pastors, deacons, Sunday school teachers, pew sitters, and kids--all of them clean, funny, good-natured, and often times true to life. Organized into categories, The World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes is perfect for personal reading or preparing sermons and speeches.
Author | : Ken Alley P. K. |
Publisher | : iUniverse |
Total Pages | : 247 |
Release | : 2003-10 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0595297285 |
The Big Book of Church Humor is a collection of several thousand true church foibles, faux pas, tongue twisters and typographical blunders. It also contains hundreds of hilarious Christian anecdotes from book written as long as 100 years ago. "Laughter is the best medicine" and this book proves it!
Author | : Rob Elliott |
Publisher | : Revell |
Total Pages | : 128 |
Release | : 2010-08 |
Genre | : History |
ISBN | : 0800788036 |
A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
Author | : Bob Phillips |
Publisher | : Harvest House Publishers |
Total Pages | : 113 |
Release | : 2013-03-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 0736948503 |
This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Author | : Don Pasco |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 72 |
Release | : 2014-03-29 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9780692023860 |
Joel Osteen Jokes Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny. Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have. We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God. We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us. Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh, chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan but rather than argue about it, I'd prefer to just give in to anyone else who feels that they are a bigger fan than me. I currently weigh about 170 pounds so if you weigh more than I do, I guess you have a valid point. Now if you found that (my corny joke) even slightly amusing, I believe that you are going to absolutely love this collection of Joel's Jokes that I have put together all in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like. And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them. Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct... that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here. Chapter Headings Included Are: • Ladies Joel Heard About • Men Joel Heard About • Ministers and Pastors • Miscellaneous You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you? You could be laughing within minutes. See you on the inside.
Author | : Hector Renderos |
Publisher | : Independently Published |
Total Pages | : 108 |
Release | : 2017-01-15 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781520365343 |
Whether you're packing down below or not you'll still be able to enjoy all these big penis jokes. Use them at parties, work, or at church, no matter where you're at they'll be sure to have everyone around you laughing. They also work great when you want to show your confidence to a new lady in your life.
Author | : James Cary |
Publisher | : SPCK |
Total Pages | : 140 |
Release | : 2019-01-17 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0281080933 |
Every few weeks a politician, pundit or soap star causes a media storm by making a gaffe or tweeting a joke that some people do not find funny. Comedy is very hard to get right and yet we think it’s important to have a sense of humour and not take yourself too seriously. On the other hand, a sense of humour failure can lead to losing your friends, your twitter account, your job, your career and, in some cases, your life. James Cary knows about this. He is a sitcom writer who’s written jokes about bomb disposal in Afghanistan (Bluestone 42), defended comments about Islam by Ben Elton on Newsnight, been on a panel with radical Muslim cleric Anjem Choudary, sits on the General Synod of the Church of England and somehow managed to co-write episodes of Miranda. An odd mix, but one that makes him very readable. This entertaining, breezy book, explains how comedy works (with jokes and quotes) and gives much-needed insights into the controversy surrounding humour.
Author | : Rob Elliott |
Publisher | : Baker Books |
Total Pages | : 126 |
Release | : 2013-06-15 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 144124302X |
Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.