The Best Ever Book Of Australian Jokes
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Author | : Maureen Clarke |
Publisher | : Hillcrest Publishing Group |
Total Pages | : 208 |
Release | : 2012-07 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1938223454 |
"Don't be afraid of her," old Jim Peterson softly said to Nick Jennings from his room in the nursing home. "She's just waiting for me." Nick has just purchased the Peterson property, a secluded cabin tucked into the Midwest farming landscape, to complete his novel and repair his betrayed heart. Soon after he moves in, Nick discovers that he is sharing his house with the light spirit of Molly Ross, Jim Peterson's lover who died in a car accident over thirty years ago. She lingers, waiting for Jim to join her in death. Love's Sweet Haunting follows Nick as he settles into his haunted haven and resists falling in love again. The depth of Molly and Jim's love is revealed by way of flashbacks induced by unexplained happenings in the house. The heart-wrenching climax confirms that love endures beyond the grave.
Author | : Mark Geoffrey Young |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 106 |
Release | : 2011-12-22 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781468124385 |
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Australian, Italian, Irish, Australian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Australian, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Australian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Australian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Australian jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Australians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Australian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Australian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Australian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Australians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author | : Phillip Adams |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 510 |
Release | : 1997 |
Genre | : Australian wit and humor |
ISBN | : 9780140266474 |
This book is to the joke what a telephone directory is to the phone number. No taxi has been left unturned, no dunny wall unread, no pub unvisited in rounding up these funnies. The result is a naughtier, even more notorious volume than the bestselling Penguin Book of Australian Jokes. Of course, you should be reading serious fiction or uplifting works of theology - but if you don't mind feeling thoroughly ashamed of yourself, this is the book for you.
Author | : Marguerite Marshall |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2014 |
Genre | : Australian literature |
ISBN | : 9781922175557 |
With over 400 jokes to smile, giggle and laugh your way through, 'Best Aussie Jokes' has a joke for nearly every occasion. Laughter is a powerful tonic for our physical and mental health and these jokes will ensure you become the life of the party. So get ready for a book full of belly laughs. A warning: Beware... laughing is addictive
Author | : Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 90 |
Release | : 2016-05-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 1626866139 |
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author | : Mark Geoffrey Young |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Pub |
Total Pages | : 106 |
Release | : 2012-07-17 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781478119494 |
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cyclist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cyclist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cyclist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cyclists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cyclist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cyclist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cyclist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cyclists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author | : Andy Herald |
Publisher | : Weldon Owen International |
Total Pages | : 194 |
Release | : 2021-04-27 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1681888068 |
Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)
Author | : Mark Geoffrey Young |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Pub |
Total Pages | : 106 |
Release | : 2012-07-17 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781478201014 |
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fencing jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fencing joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fencing jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Fencers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fencer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fencer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fencer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Fencers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author | : Warren Fahey |
Publisher | : HarperCollins Australia |
Total Pages | : 21 |
Release | : 2007 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 0732286581 |
Here, the author has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the Tasman) and religion.
Author | : Mark Geoffrey Young |
Publisher | : CreateSpace |
Total Pages | : 106 |
Release | : 2012-06-05 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781477609507 |
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fireman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fireman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fireman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Firemans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fireman and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fireman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fireman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Firemans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***