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| Author | : Elizabeth Jancewicz |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 52 |
| Release | : 2016-11-15 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781540438997 |
There's no ice cream left. Your condition is inoperable. Everyone you love will die. I have some bad news for you: you don't have this coloring book. It involves an adorable bear that delivers some of the worst news possible in a variety of darkly hilarious scenarios. And sadly, you do not have it. I have some more bad news for you: your children will have lasting scars from your parenting and there is nothing you can do about it. One of those scars might be buying them this book. There's nothing really inappropriate for them in terms of imagery or language, but the content will likely lead to uncomfortable conversations that you will have trouble navigating. Color, laugh, and cry as the waves of reality this bear preaches wash over you like a splash of puddle water from a passing car. Featuring 25 terrible statements about life, all of which are lovingly crafted by Elizabeth Jancewicz, who is the on stage painter in the great piano rock band Pocket Vinyl. Don't let the bad news reach your friends that you passed on this book, which can also just be treated as a comedy comic book. If they hear about this, they will probably judge you harshly. On second thought, you will probably not like this book. It's too dark and not really your sense of humor. Plus, you don't like bears or quality artwork. Best forget about it. Move on and buy something else on Amazon like some dryer sheets or Shopkins.
| Author | : Jeff Mack |
| Publisher | : Chronicle Books |
| Total Pages | : 39 |
| Release | : 2012-06-22 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1452118531 |
Good news, Rabbit and Mouse are going on a picnic. Bad news, it is starting to rain. Good news, Rabbit has an umbrella. Bad news, the stormy winds blow the umbrella (and Mouse!) into a tree. So begins this clever story about two friends with very different dispositions. Using just four words, Jeff Mack has created a text with remarkable flair that is both funny and touching, and pairs perfectly with his energetic, and hilarious, illustrations. Good news, this is a book kids will clamor to read again and again!
| Author | : Winky Adam |
| Publisher | : Courier Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2004-11-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0486439836 |
Maps of 30 nations contain the names of major cities and are accompanied by easy-to-color pictures of the national flags, landmarks, and natural resources. Facts and statistics highlight the unique features of each country.
| Author | : Nathan Rabin |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 502 |
| Release | : 2020-07-27 |
| Genre | : Music |
| ISBN | : |
| Author | : |
| Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 226 |
| Release | : 2011 |
| Genre | : Comics & Graphic Novels |
| ISBN | : 0545314798 |
When a family takes a boating trip, the last thing they expect is to be shipwrecked on an island-especially an island with weird, otherworldly plants and animals. Now, what started out as a bad vacation turns into a terrible one as Lyle, Karen, and their two kids, Janie and Reese, must find a way off the island while they dodge its strange and dangerous inhabitants. Is the island alive? Is it from another world? In this rousing, Swiss-Family-Robinson tale with a twist, the answers to these questions could save them... or spell their doom.
| Author | : Drew Daywalt |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 41 |
| Release | : 2013-06-27 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0399255370 |
The hilarious, colorful #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon that every kid wants! Gift a copy to someone you love today. Poor Duncan just wants to color. But when he opens his box of crayons, he finds only letters, all saying the same thing: His crayons have had enough! They quit! Blue crayon needs a break from coloring all those bodies of water. Black crayon wants to be used for more than just outlining. And Orange and Yellow are no longer speaking—each believes he is the true color of the sun. What can Duncan possibly do to appease all of the crayons and get them back to doing what they do best? With giggle-inducing text from Drew Daywalt and bold and bright illustrations from Oliver Jeffers, The Day the Crayons Quit is the perfect gift for new parents, baby showers, back-to-school, or any time of year! Perfect for fans of Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus by Mo Willems and The True Story of the Three Little Pigs by Jon Sciezka and Lane Smith. Praise for The Day the Crayons Quit: Amazon’s 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year A Barnes & Noble Best Book of 2013 Goodreads’ 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year Winner of the E.B. White Read-Aloud Award * “Hilarious . . . Move over, Click, Clack, Moo; we’ve got a new contender for the most successful picture-book strike.” –BCCB, starred review “Jeffers . . . elevates crayon drawing to remarkable heights.” –Booklist “Fresh and funny.” –The Wall Street Journal "This book will have children asking to have it read again and again.” –Library Media Connection * “This colorful title should make for an uproarious storytime.” –School Library Journal, starred review * “These memorable personalities will leave readers glancing apprehensively at their own crayon boxes.” –Publishers Weekly, starred review “Utterly original.” –San Francisco Chronicle
| Author | : Editors of DO Magazine |
| Publisher | : Design Originals |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2016-01-26 |
| Genre | : Art |
| ISBN | : 9781497200876 |
Coloring can be a wonderfully relaxing way to de-stress and unwind. But coloring is not as simple as it looks--from color choices to shading techniques to drawing implements, there's much to consider before you ever put pen to paper. Don't let coloring stress you out Inside this friendly guidebook you'll find tons of easy-to-follow advice from best selling coloring book artists. Their tips and tricks will have you drawing like an accomplished "colorista" in no time. Discover the differences between gel pens and markers. Learn the best way to use watercolor pencils. Understand why expensive materials are different than the cheaper ones. Master exciting techniques like patterning, blending, cross-hatching, shading, and other cool ways to "up" your coloring experience.
| Author | : Gill Lewis |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 269 |
| Release | : 2015-03-17 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1481400967 |
Both torn from their homes in Laos, a boy and a moon bear cub form a deep bond in this “moving and memorable” (Kirkus Reviews, starred review) tale of impossible odds and resilient hope, based on true and tragic conditions in Eastern Asia. Twelve-year-old Tam, on a dare, ventures into a moon bear den in the mountains of Northern Laos. His goal is to steal the cub and sell it, making a fortune for his family. But the mother bear’s unexpected return upends Tam’s plan, and he barely escapes with his life. Then his life implodes anyway: his entire mountain village is forced to relocate to make room for a new highway. Lured by the promise of electricity, running water, and a television, Tam’s people move to an overcrowded village, where Tam’s father is killed by a stray landmine. Now the family breadwinner, Tam is forced to work hundreds of miles away in the city of Laos, at a moon bear farm where bile from bear gall bladders is used for medicine. It is a cruel, miserable place, and when a familiar face—the very cub he’d seen in the den in Vietnam—is sold to the bear farm, Tam knows he must save this moon bear, no matter what it takes. Deeply and powerfully moving, Moon Bear is an unforgettable story of compassion, hope, and bravery against overwhelming odds, and brings to light the real-life, heartwrenching plight of Asia’s endangered moon bears.
| Author | : Johanna Basford |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 81 |
| Release | : 2016-10-25 |
| Genre | : Games & Activities |
| ISBN | : 0143129309 |
From the creator of the worldwide bestsellers Secret Garden and Lost Ocean, a beautiful new adult coloring book, printed on ivory paper and featuring delicate tangles of holly and ivy, bauble-laden Christmas trees, and mountains of exquisitely wrapped gifts. From flurries of delicate snowflakes to deliciously decorated gingerbread houses and reindeer-led sleighs, Johanna’s Christmas is a celebration of this wonderful holiday season that invites you to pick up your pens and pencils to color, complete, or embellish each of the festive artworks. Each of the 37 images in this book is printed single-sided on perforated paper, so you can color and remove the images—the perfect frameable holiday gift! Now printed on specially selected ivory paper. This paper has been specifically created for Johanna Basford’s coloring books. It has a medium tooth which is perfect for creating beautiful colored pencil effects or chalk pastel backgrounds but also wonderful for pens, which will glide effortlessly over its surface.
| Author | : Melanie Martinez |
| Publisher | : Ulysses Press |
| Total Pages | : 40 |
| Release | : 2016-11-29 |
| Genre | : Games & Activities |
| ISBN | : 9781612436869 |
Color in each page as Melanie Martinez's fictional character Cry Baby takes you on her journey into becoming more comfortable in her skin. Parental Advisory Explicit Content
