The Bacon Tree

The Bacon Tree
Author: Harrison Martin
Publisher: Flipfrog, LLC
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2020-09-11
Genre:
ISBN: 9781792346293

This wonderful story about friendship, adventure, and bacon is a fun read for children of all ages! Two friends, Harry and Philip, embark on a late-night trip to the bacon tree to satisfy their enormous appetites. Little do they know, the bacon tree gifts more than just "salty greasy delight."

The Bacon Gospels

The Bacon Gospels
Author: Hamilton Bacon
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 186
Release: 2009-11-20
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0557204712

What if the Gospels were less about the ancient world, ancient people, and salvation, and more about the modern farming industry, farm animals, and bacon? Riding on the growing popularity of bacon in current American culture, The Bacon Gospels strives to answer this very question Mattbacon 7:7: Oink, and it shall be given you; root, and ye shall find; squeal, and it shall be opened unto you. Bark 10:27: And Ham looking upon them squealeth, With meat it is impossible, but not with Pork: for with Pork all things are possible. Baconuke 2:7: And she brought forth her firstborn suckling, and wrapped him in swaddling hide, and laid him in a styrofoam tray; because there was no room for them in the Pig and Whistle. Johnbacon 3:16: For Pork so loved the factory, that he gave his only begotten Rasher, that whosoever believeth in bacon should not perish, but have everlasting shelflife.

Don't Forget the Bacon!

Don't Forget the Bacon!
Author: Pat Hutchins
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 36
Release: 1989-05-26
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0688087434

As he sets out for the store, the boy's mother reminds him, "Six farm eggs, a cake for tea, a pound of pears, and don't forget the bacon." On his way, he repeats, "Six fat legs...a cape for me...a flight of stairs...and don't forget the bacon." Or was it "six clothes pegs...a rake for leaves...a pile of chairs...and don't forget the bacon"? Well, at least he was sure to remember the bacon!

The Ginger Tree

The Ginger Tree
Author: Oswald Wynd
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 333
Release: 2002-05-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0060959673

In 1903, a young Scotswoman named Mary Mackenzie sets sail for China to marry her betrothed, a military attachÉ in Peking. But soon after her arrival, Mary falls into an adulterous affair with a young Japanese nobleman, scandalizing the British community. Casting her out of the European community, her compatriots tear her away from her small daughter. A woman abandoned and alone, Mary learns to survive over forty tumultuous years in Asia, including two world wars and the cataclysmic Tokyo earthquake of 1923.

Of Gardens

Of Gardens
Author: Фрэнсис Бэкон
Publisher: Litres
Total Pages: 10
Release: 2021-12-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 5040839197

The Man Who Plants Trees

The Man Who Plants Trees
Author: Jim Robbins
Publisher: Profile Books
Total Pages: 234
Release: 2013-05-16
Genre: Science
ISBN: 1847659039

This is an extraordinary book about trees. It's an account by a veteran science journalist that ranges to the limits of scientific understanding: how trees produce aerosols for protection and 'warnings'; the curative effects of 'forest bathing' in Japan; or the impact of trees in fertilizing ocean plankton. There is even science to show that trees are connected to the stars. Trees and forests are far more than just plants: they have myriad functions that help maintain the atmosphere and biosphere. As climate change increases, they will become even more critical to buffer the effects of warmer temperatures, clean our water and air and provide food. If they remain standing. The global forest is also in crisis, and when the oldest trees in the world suddenly start dying - across North America, Europe, the Amazon - it's time to pay attention. At the heart of this remarkable exploration of the power of trees is the amazing story of one man, a shade tree farmer named David Milarch, and his quest to clone the oldest and largest trees - from the California redwoods to the oaks of Ireland - to protect the ancient genetics and use them to reforest the planet.

All Kinds of Humor

All Kinds of Humor
Author: Frank Verano
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 691
Release: 2012-09-27
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1479722103

When you need something funnt for an occasion, how do you go about creating it? Most of us cannot dream up anything funny on our own. Oh sure, there are some who can create funny things spontaneously, but usually it happens in the course of a conversation and even then it is occasionally. At all events where you are called upon to speak, it pays to follow the Toastmasters' International guidelines and prepare for it in advance. When it comes to saying something funny or simply telling a joke to get your audience's attention, it also pays to have a source. In this book, there are over fifty categories of jokes, puns, and other kinds of humor than something you read from cover to cover as in nove. It might even be compared to a recipe book of a "How to" type of book. If you are using this book in a hard copy form, the Contents will help you find the type of joke you need but you might still need to scan a few of them to find the one that suits your occasion. On the other hand, if you are looking at a computer-type of screen, you can quickly go to a joke by clicking on the one-line description in the Contents.