The Alphabet Book with No Pictures

The Alphabet Book with No Pictures
Author: B. J. Novak
Publisher: Dial Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2018-09-18
Genre:
ISBN: 9780803741720

A is for "AaaaaAAAAaaA." B is for "Ba baba a-baba ba." I is for "I had a big idea, I did. Feed Dad fig ice!."

The Book with No Pictures

The Book with No Pictures
Author: B. J. Novak
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 49
Release: 2014-09-30
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0803741715

A #1 New York Times bestseller, this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian—a perfect gift for any special occasion! You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY. Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)

The Alphabet Book with No Words

The Alphabet Book with No Words
Author: Anna Roger
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2017-04-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9781546327257

This Alphabet Book has no Words. This book is written in response to "The Alphabet Book With No Pictures".

P Is for Pterodactyl

P Is for Pterodactyl
Author: Raj Haldar
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2018-11-13
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1492695335

A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!

No Reading Allowed

No Reading Allowed
Author: Raj Haldar
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 43
Release: 2020-11-10
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1728239265

A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup

Open Very Carefully

Open Very Carefully
Author: Nick Bromley
Publisher: Candlewick Press
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2013
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0763661635

The reading of a story is interrupted by a crocodile falling into the book.

Oakley the Squirrel: The Search for Z

Oakley the Squirrel: The Search for Z
Author: Nancy Rose
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Total Pages: 31
Release: 2021-06-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1523510412

The letter Z is missing! Help little Oakley find it in this charming picture book with photos of real squirrels! Oakley the Squirrel: The Search for Z is an alphabet book like no other. In it, we meet Little Oakley as he embarks on a quest to find the letter Z. He searches through an alphabet of human objects—looks beneath the Bed, claws through the Closet, digs through Drawers, examines his Easel, and so on. By the time he gets to a basket of yarn, Oakley starts to yawn, and soon falls asleep. And Z—as in, Zzzzzz!—appears!

Not an Alphabet Book: The Case of the Missing Cake

Not an Alphabet Book: The Case of the Missing Cake
Author: Eoin McLaughlin
Publisher: Candlewick
Total Pages: 41
Release: 2020-08-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1536212679

Follow Bear from A to Z as he hunts for a cake thief in a hilarious alphabet book crossed with a whodunit. There has been a terrible crime, Bear tells us. Someone has STOLEN a delicious chocolate cake! Bear sets off to find the culprit, questioning characters and compiling clues from A to Z. Among the suspects: a gingerbread man (G) with a bite out of his head, a kite (K) that may be above the law, and an octopus (O) with grabby tentacles. But — hold on — are those crumbs on Bear’s page? Is that frosting on his face? Looks like our narrator is a little unreliable! And it appears our culprit might be the one that Bear wants readers to suspect the least of all. . . . Author Eoin McLaughlin’s sly, cheeky humor takes the alphabet book to inventive new heights, while best-selling illustrator Marc Boutavant’s smart and striking graphic-style art matches the irreverent tone. Young ABC learners and older fans of funny stories will laugh out loud at Bear’s uproarious “investigation” and his anything-but-usual suspects.

Earth Day

Earth Day
Author: Gary Kowalski
Publisher: Unitarian Universalist Association of Congregations
Total Pages: 21
Release: 2009
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1558965424

Alphabetical celebration of life on Earth, from apricots to junebugs to zebras.

ABC Pop!

ABC Pop!
Author: Rachel Isadora
Publisher: Viking Juvenile
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1999
Genre: Alphabet
ISBN: 9780670883295

Each letter of the alphabet is represented by illustrations in a pop art style.