The All Nonsense Diet Joke Book

The All Nonsense Diet Joke Book
Author: Shael Greenwood
Publisher: Thornhill, Ont. : Jordev Pub.
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2000-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780968558102

This is by far the funniest collection of jokes to come along in a long time. The jokes and humorous situations are divided into chapters including sex, marriage, food and afterlife. These jokes have been collected and created over a forty years. The book is designed to take a "lighthearted" look at the over abundance of diet books which are in the market today and seem to be literally bursting the seams of bookstores". "The All Nonsense Diet Joke Book" will provide many hours of good laughs relating to life's problems and foibles which often seem too heavy to handle. With over 130 jokes, there is something to suit everyone's taste.

The Diet Joke

The Diet Joke
Author: Lisa Pedace
Publisher: Big Shot
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2010
Genre: Diet
ISBN: 9780982340417

Humor is Tremendous

Humor is Tremendous
Author: Charlie E. Jones
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1988
Genre: Anecdotes
ISBN: 9780842313612

This is a fun-filled collection of clean jokes, anecdotes, puns, wisecracks, quotations, and tall stories designed for speakers, teachers, pastors, businessmen, masters of ceremonies and everyone who likes to laugh. Arranged alphabetically.

Healthy as F*ck

Healthy as F*ck
Author: Oonagh Duncan
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 243
Release: 2019-09-17
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1492693871

Join the Movement. Ditch the Diet. Who's ready to stop thinking about weight loss? To free their brain from thoughts about ketones, calories, and fasting? Who wants life to be more effortless, energetic, and empowered? Welcome to a refreshing and gloriously unapologetic conversation about health, fitness and habits. Award-winning trainer Oonagh Duncan cuts through the wellness clutter to drop some truth bombs: it might not be six-pack abs you're looking for — it might be happiness, confidence, and acceptance. But if losing your belly is what you want, don't let anyone — including yourself — stop you from going after it. And she'll show you how to make it happen. There's only one major difference between those rare unicorns who have managed to lose weight and the rest of us: their habits. When you acknowledge that following a diet is not getting you anywhere, and you make a few small changes to your everyday routine, you'll find yourself happier and healthy as f*ck.

The Little Book of Thin

The Little Book of Thin
Author: Lauren Slayton
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2013-12-31
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 0399166009

The ultimate cheat sheet that sets out a workable and flexible plan for successful weight loss to fit every lifestyle and diet choice. In this “worst-case diet survival handbook”, nutritionist and founder of Foodtrainers™, Lauren Slayton offers strategies and tips to avoid the most disastrous diet booby traps. Along with her no-nonsense nutrition and exercise advice, readers will discover that the missing component of most weight-loss schemes is planning. Planning to succeed and planning for the obstacles on the way to slim are as vital as what and when to eat and how to incorporate fat-burning activity into your day. All too many dieters give up when they hit a few road bumps created by work, family, socializing, travel, fatigue or indifference. Slayton comes to the rescue with: • The Big 10 “Do-Not-Pass-Go” Basics, from high protein breakfast to “closing the kitchen” after dinner! • Top Ten Things to Avoid to Get Healthy and Slim Down Fast • The 4 P’s -- Plan, Purchase, Prep and Promise -- to get and stay on track • The 4-Step Treat Training Strategy to survive the “Witching Hour” Dozens of smart, simple ways to cope with the big obstacles to slim: family, restaurants, travel, entertaining, alcohol and more. Slayton provides the know-how and the what-to-do-when-things-go-south to help readers keep on track, no matter what diet they follow.

The Diet Book That Kills All Other Diet Books

The Diet Book That Kills All Other Diet Books
Author: Yano Gagsonyou
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2017-04
Genre:
ISBN: 9781546838944

Great for birthday gift and for a relative, friend or coworker who is struggling with their diet dilemma! Get to the point with this 4 word book...The practical joke book that will delight your friends and family with Dr. Gagsonyou making his point in 2 pages!...Cause' nothing is more important than bluntness.

The Carnivore Code

The Carnivore Code
Author: Paul Saladino
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin
Total Pages: 383
Release: 2020-08-04
Genre:
ISBN: 035846997X

The Plant Paradox meets The Keto Reset Diet. In this best-selling book, Dr. Paul Saladino-a rising star in the Paleo and Keto communities-reveals the surprising benefits of a meat-based diet and shares a complete plan to lose weight, decrease inflammation, and heal from chronic disease.

Skinny Bitch

Skinny Bitch
Author: Rory Freedman
Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com
Total Pages: 222
Release: 2010-09
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1458797910

Not your typical boring diet book, this is a tart-tongued, no-holds-barred wakeup call to all women who want to be thin. With such blunt advice as, "Soda is liquid Satan" and "You are a total moron if you think the Atkins Diet will make you thin," it's a rallying cry for all savvy women to start eating healthy and looking radiant. Unlike standard diet books, it actually makes the reader laugh out loud with its truthful, smart-mouthed revelations. Behind all the attitude, however, there's solid guidance.Skinny Bitchespouses a healthful lifestyle that promotes whole grains, fruits, and vegetables, and encourages women to get excited about feeling "clean and pure and energized."