The Tingleverse

The Tingleverse
Author: Chuck Tingle
Publisher:
Total Pages: 276
Release: 2019-09-02
Genre: Fantasy games
ISBN: 9781689960670

Sporting events at the Billings Community Center are ending in angry outbursts, and in the woods nearby, sightings of The Manifested Concept Of Rage are becoming more and more frequent. Could the two be related? An entrepreneur moves to Montana and opens up a petting zoo for creatures of The Void. They claims the cages are secure, but when a big storm rolls into Billings some of the creatures escape. Was this their plan all along? Your reverse twin shows up with a mysterious box, looking for a place to stay. Strange noises are heard from the basement of the Billings Library at night. These adventures and more await you in The Tingleverse: The Official Chuck Tingle Role-Playing Game, which thrusts you directly into the middle of your very own Chuck Tingle story. This rulebook contains everything a group of buckaroos will need, including four playable types (bigfoot, dinosaur, human, and unicorn), five trots (bad boy, charmer, sneak, true buckaroo, and wizard), several unique ways, as well as hundreds of cool moves that are specially crafted for each unique play style. Within these 270+ pages you will also find various magical items and a menagerie of monsters, ranging from pesky Void crabs to this villainous Ted Cobbler himself. The only question left is: what are you waiting for? The adventure begins now!

My Absolute Darling

My Absolute Darling
Author: Gabriel Tallent
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 434
Release: 2017-08-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0735211191

INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER LA TIMES BOOK PRIZE FINALIST NBCC JOHN LEONARD PRIZE FINALIST ONE OF THE NEW YORK TIMES'S MOST NOTABLE BOOKS OF 2017 ONE OF THE WASHINGTON POST’S MOST NOTABLE BOOKS OF 2017 ONE OF NPR’S ‘GREAT READS’ OF 2017 A USA TODAY BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR AN AMAZON.COM BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR A BUSINESS INSIDER BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR "Impossible to put down." —NPR "A novel that readers will gulp down, gasping.” —The Washington Post "The word 'masterpiece' has been cheapened by too many blurbs, but My Absolute Darling absolutely is one." —Stephen King A brilliant and immersive, all-consuming read about one fourteen-year-old girl's heart-stopping fight for her own soul. Turtle Alveston is a survivor. At fourteen, she roams the woods along the northern California coast. The creeks, tide pools, and rocky islands are her haunts and her hiding grounds, and she is known to wander for miles. But while her physical world is expansive, her personal one is small and treacherous: Turtle has grown up isolated since the death of her mother, in the thrall of her tortured and charismatic father, Martin. Her social existence is confined to the middle school (where she fends off the interest of anyone, student or teacher, who might penetrate her shell) and to her life with her father. Then Turtle meets Jacob, a high-school boy who tells jokes, lives in a big clean house, and looks at Turtle as if she is the sunrise. And for the first time, the larger world begins to come into focus: her life with Martin is neither safe nor sustainable. Motivated by her first experience with real friendship and a teenage crush, Turtle starts to imagine escape, using the very survival skills her father devoted himself to teaching her. What follows is a harrowing story of bravery and redemption. With Turtle's escalating acts of physical and emotional courage, the reader watches, heart in throat, as this teenage girl struggles to become her own hero—and in the process, becomes ours as well. Shot through with striking language in a fierce natural setting, My Absolute Darling is an urgently told, profoundly moving read that marks the debut of an extraordinary new writer.

Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier!): A Coloring Book

Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier!): A Coloring Book
Author: Val Brains
Publisher:
Total Pages: 46
Release: 2019-02-05
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 9781733702201

The latest from the author of the bestselling Cat Butts, A Coloring Book: Hold on to Uranus and prepare for a coloring adventure that is out of this world! Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier) is the #purrfect gift for the #catlover in your life. Planets, aliens, solar systems, spaceships, black holes and lots more get the #catbutt treatment in this unconventional coloring book for people with a hearty sense of humor and a love for all things #outerspace. Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier) is the perfect companion to the cat butt magnet set you and your friends already have. You can color your favorite pages, tear them out and display them proudly on your fridge for all to see, or even mail them to a cat-loving friend.

The Butthole Coloring Book

The Butthole Coloring Book
Author: Val Brains
Publisher:
Total Pages: 43
Release: 2020-02-13
Genre:
ISBN:

THANK YOU for your butthole reviews! Didn't leave one yet? Please do! & tag your drawings with #onethumbup Do you love buttholes? Of course you do! [keep reading... ]Calling all butthole enthusiasts! It's your lucky day--you can color all the buttholes you want in this off-color adult coloring book. Stressed at work? Try The Butthole Coloring Book.Mad at your special someone? Try The Butthole Coloring Book.Is everything going super great but you just love buttholes? Try The Butthole Coloring Book!After you buy The Butthole Coloring Book, you'll see buttholes everywhere you go. Welcome to butthole-vision!Independent Reviewers and 3 out of 4 Proctologists give this book "One Thumb Up!"#onethumbup Follow along on instagram @valbrains https://www.instagram.com/valbrains/ Buttholes! Buttholes! Buttholes! Buttholes! Buttholes! Buttholes! BUTTHOLES!

Tickle My Tush: Mild-to-Wild Analplay Adventures for Everybooty!

Tickle My Tush: Mild-to-Wild Analplay Adventures for Everybooty!
Author: Dr. Sadie Allison
Publisher: Tickle Kitty Press
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2012-03-15
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 0970661193

This smart new paperback guides women and men to the true pleasures of the under-explored seat of love. With Dr. Sadie’s trademark tongue-in-cheek narrative, together with dozens of tasteful illustrations, Tickle My Tush clearly shows how to enjoy these newfound thrills—comfortably, safely and pleasurably. Designed from mild-to-wild, backdoor-curious couples can easily find their personal approach and comfort levels--and at their own pace. From mild outercourse joys like sensual butt massage and gentle fingerplay, to wild orgasmic sensations of butt toys, innercourse and the table-turning thrills of “pegging”, they will feel confident with the tips and techniques that dispel fears and skyrocket pleasures. Tickle My Tush is the perfect companion for the one-third of American couples already engaging in analplay, and are interested in learning new knowledge and techniques that prevent discomfort and promote pleasure. It’s as equally inviting for anyone who’s curious about this adventure, but isn’t sure where to begin. THE PLEASURES YOU SEEK ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. Discover exciting new passions with the world’s most approachable “how-to” analplay guide. Stay mild–or go wild! Heat up with sensual butt massage, arouse with gentle fingerpadding, or take your buttplay adventures to the limit. Safeguard your health. Be confident with insider safer sex practices. Stay comfortable and protected – wherever your curiosities take you. Seeing is believing. Learn from over 60 tastefully explicit illustrations that show you the many exciting ways to give–and receive–with ease. Come from behind. Try all the touches and teases that unleash exhilarating climaxes–especially the proud ’n loud prostate orgasm! Double your pleasure. Discover the table-turning thrills of “pegging” and see why so many women—and men—are ecstatic. Go for ultimate arousal. Explore the erotic joys of fingerplay, tongue teases, penetration, butt toys, role reversal, and much more…. “If I’m gonna take advice from someone about my tush, it’s gonna be Dr. Sadie. Her style and humor are pleasant and informative, and she’s not afraid to leave out any embarrassing and important details. Remember...that’s where Cosmo gets its advice from!” -- ELENI SOLOMOU Columnist, Cosmopolitan “Whether you’re solo or with a partner—your fun, safe thrill-ride starts here.” -- CHARLIE GLICKMAN PH.D. Sexuality Educator & Writer “Dr. Sadie demystifies a taboo subject with humor, eloquence and a playful ease that leaves no vital information behind.” --EMILY MORSE Host Sex with Emily & Co-author Hot Sex Finally—a book that reveals all about anal sex in a way that’s simple and fun, reminding us that it’s really all about one thing: pleasure! -- DR. SANDOR GARDOS Licensed Clinical Psychologist & Sex Therapist Dr. Sadie is an exciting, alluring and thought-provoking artist. Each of her books never cease to move me to new heights, like a modern piece of art. --LAURA HENKEL PH.D. Erotic Art Appraiser & Founder Sin City Gallery From the bestselling author of Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-on Guide to Penis Pleasing, Ride 'Em Cowgirl! Sex Position Secrets for Better Bucking, TOYGASMS! The Insiders Guide to Sex Toys and Techniques and Tickle Your Fancy: A Woman's Guide to Sexual Self-Pleasure.

Let's Go to Hell

Let's Go to Hell
Author: James Burns
Publisher: Cheap Drugs
Total Pages: 506
Release: 2015-08-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9780578164397

The Butthole Surfers remain one of the most enigmatic bands in the history of rock music. Most of their records have no information of any kind, and often with the suggestion that you play them at 69 rpm.... They lived like nomads through much of the 1980s, and built their reputation upon tours that never ended, and shows that resembled hedonistic acid tests. They left a heap of former band members in their wake, and have often alienated as many fans as they've attracted. Here for the first time is the complete story of one of the most controversial and dangerous bands to have emerged from the ashes of the punk rock movement. 'Let's Go to Hell' compiles the scattered memories into the first comprehensive overview of the band. Featuring exclusive interviews, tons of rare and unpublished photographs, and analysis of the band's vast recorded (and unrecorded) efforts, 'Let's Go to Hell' finally tells the story that was thought (and often hoped) would never be told...

House of Leaves

House of Leaves
Author: Mark Z. Danielewski
Publisher: Pantheon
Total Pages: 738
Release: 2000-03-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0375420525

“A novelistic mosaic that simultaneously reads like a thriller and like a strange, dreamlike excursion into the subconscious.” —The New York Times Years ago, when House of Leaves was first being passed around, it was nothing more than a badly bundled heap of paper, parts of which would occasionally surface on the Internet. No one could have anticipated the small but devoted following this terrifying story would soon command. Starting with an odd assortment of marginalized youth -- musicians, tattoo artists, programmers, strippers, environmentalists, and adrenaline junkies -- the book eventually made its way into the hands of older generations, who not only found themselves in those strangely arranged pages but also discovered a way back into the lives of their estranged children. Now this astonishing novel is made available in book form, complete with the original colored words, vertical footnotes, and second and third appendices. The story remains unchanged, focusing on a young family that moves into a small home on Ash Tree Lane where they discover something is terribly wrong: their house is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. Of course, neither Pulitzer Prize-winning photojournalist Will Navidson nor his companion Karen Green was prepared to face the consequences of that impossibility, until the day their two little children wandered off and their voices eerily began to return another story -- of creature darkness, of an ever-growing abyss behind a closet door, and of that unholy growl which soon enough would tear through their walls and consume all their dreams.

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz
Author: Cameron Pierce
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2009-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781933929934

It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.

Sitting Pretty

Sitting Pretty
Author: Rebekah Taussig
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2020-08-25
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0062936816

A memoir-in-essays from disability advocate and creator of the Instagram account @sitting_pretty Rebekah Taussig, processing a lifetime of memories to paint a beautiful, nuanced portrait of a body that looks and moves differently than most. Growing up as a paralyzed girl during the 90s and early 2000s, Rebekah Taussig only saw disability depicted as something monstrous (The Hunchback of Notre Dame), inspirational (Helen Keller), or angelic (Forrest Gump). None of this felt right; and as she got older, she longed for more stories that allowed disability to be complex and ordinary, uncomfortable and fine, painful and fulfilling. Writing about the rhythms and textures of what it means to live in a body that doesn’t fit, Rebekah reflects on everything from the complications of kindness and charity, living both independently and dependently, experiencing intimacy, and how the pervasiveness of ableism in our everyday media directly translates to everyday life. Disability affects all of us, directly or indirectly, at one point or another. By exploring this truth in poignant and lyrical essays, Taussig illustrates the need for more stories and more voices to understand the diversity of humanity. Sitting Pretty challenges us as a society to be patient and vigilant, practical and imaginative, kind and relentless, as we set to work to write an entirely different story.