Profit First

Profit First
Author: Mike Michalowicz
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 225
Release: 2017-02-21
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 073521414X

Author of cult classics The Pumpkin Plan and The Toilet Paper Entrepreneur offers a simple, counterintuitive cash management solution that will help small businesses break out of the doom spiral and achieve instant profitability. Conventional accounting uses the logical (albeit, flawed) formula: Sales - Expenses = Profit. The problem is, businesses are run by humans, and humans aren't always logical. Serial entrepreneur Mike Michalowicz has developed a behavioral approach to accounting to flip the formula: Sales - Profit = Expenses. Just as the most effective weight loss strategy is to limit portions by using smaller plates, Michalowicz shows that by taking profit first and apportioning only what remains for expenses, entrepreneurs will transform their businesses from cash-eating monsters to profitable cash cows. Using Michalowicz's Profit First system, readers will learn that: · Following 4 simple principles can simplify accounting and make it easier to manage a profitable business by looking at bank account balances. · A small, profitable business can be worth much more than a large business surviving on its top line. · Businesses that attain early and sustained profitability have a better shot at achieving long-term growth. With dozens of case studies, practical, step-by-step advice, and his signature sense of humor, Michalowicz has the game-changing roadmap for any entrepreneur to make money they always dreamed of.

Financial Jokes for Financial Folks

Financial Jokes for Financial Folks
Author: Andrew Worden
Publisher:
Total Pages: 67
Release: 2019-09-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9781689761666

This financial joke book (full of all original accounting and finance "dad" jokes) is the perfect gift for any businessman or businesswoman who loves telling cheesy jokes, corny jokes, or just plain awful dad jokes! A fantastic novelty gift for an Office Party, Corporate Event, Fathers Day, Dads Birthday & Christmas. All the jokes in this book are clean family friendly jokes. When you open it up, you'll see that the first page has space for a "TO:" and a "FROM:", a cool alternative to a card. Wikipedia describes a Dad Joke as a short bad joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer. That means you end up with a lot of groaners and headshakers during gatherings. Your friend/coworker/parent who works in accounting/finance/business will be laughing for the rest of the day after you give them this joke book!

Conspiracy of Fools

Conspiracy of Fools
Author: Kurt Eichenwald
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 742
Release: 2005
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 9780767911788

In a study of the Enron scandal, the author goes behind the scenes to profile the players and expose business practices involved in the financial and political debacle that had a profound impact on both Washington and Wall Street.

Improv Is No Joke

Improv Is No Joke
Author: Peter A. Margaritis
Publisher: Advantage Media Group
Total Pages: 142
Release: 2015-04-09
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 1599325411

Improve your life, where everything’s not made up and the points do matter. Drew Carey’s show Whose Line Is It Anyway? has turned improvisational comedy into a pop culture phenomenon. But improv is more than just laughs—it’s a valuable training tool that will make you a more effective business professional. Inside, you will discover how to: Š Replace negative phrases like “Yes, but...” with successful terms like “Yes, and...” Š Park your agenda and really hear your client out. By listening to understand, you can adapt to their ideas and produce a more positive outcome. Š Grow your client relationships beyond the numbers to build rapport, comfort, and trust. Improv is no Joke is must-read for accountants, bankers, and other financial professionals to sharpen the invaluable leadership and communication skills you need to successfully relate to clients and communicate complex information in a user-friendly way. “Peter is the first CPA speaker who actually made me laugh. Who knew accountants could be funny AND inspiring? Now, if I could just get my taxes to not be a joke!” —Judy Carter, author of The Comedy Bible and The Message of You

A Visit from the Goon Squad

A Visit from the Goon Squad
Author: Jennifer Egan
Publisher: Anchor
Total Pages: 289
Release: 2010-06-08
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0307593622

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • NATIONAL BOOK CRITICS CIRCLE WINNER • With music pulsing on every page, this startling, exhilarating novel of self-destruction and redemption “features characters about whom you come to care deeply as you watch them doing things they shouldn't, acting gloriously, infuriatingly human” (The Chicago Tribune). One of the New York Times’s 100 Best Books of the 21st Century • One of The Atlantic’s Great American Novels of the Past 100 Years Bennie is an aging former punk rocker and record executive. Sasha is the passionate, troubled young woman he employs. Here Jennifer Egan brilliantly reveals their pasts, along with the inner lives of a host of other characters whose paths intersect with theirs. “Pitch perfect.... Darkly, rippingly funny.... Egan possesses a satirist’s eye and a romance novelist’s heart.” —The New York Times Book Review

The All-New Clean Joke Book

The All-New Clean Joke Book
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 196
Release: 1990-01-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780890818305

A collection of jokes arranged alphabetically by topic.

The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!
Author: May Roche
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2018-10-16
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1250190037

Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

Down to You

Down to You
Author: M. Leighton
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2013-02-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1101637439

One girl. Twin brothers. An uncommon triangle. When college student Olivia Townsend returned home to help her father run his business, she never imagined a complication like Cash and Nash Davenport—twin brothers different in so many ways but with one thing in common: an uncontrollable desire for Olivia. Cash is dangerous, sexy, and bad to the bone—a man whose kisses make Olivia forget she is playing with fire. Nash is successful, reliable and intensely passionate—and already taken. But all it takes is one soft stroke to make Olivia forget he belongs to someone else. However, Olivia is in for a surprise. These boys have a secret that should make her run away as far and as fast as she can. If only it wasn’t too late. A sensual game between three players has begun, and it’s about to spin deliriously out of control. Includes a teaser for The Wild Ones