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Author | : Milkyway Media |
Publisher | : Milkyway Media |
Total Pages | : 16 |
Release | : 2024-01-30 |
Genre | : Travel |
ISBN | : |
Get the Summary of Tony James Slater's That Bear Ate My Pants in 20 minutes. Please note: This is a summary & not the original book. "That Bear Ate My Pants" is the humorous and heartfelt memoir of Tony James Slater's time volunteering at the Santa Martha Animal Rescue Centre in Ecuador. After leaving his acting career and a brief stint back home, Slater impulsively decides to volunteer at the refuge, despite having no experience with animals. His journey to the center is filled with misadventures, including a tense encounter with a local farmer and a confusing taxi ride...
Author | : Tony Slater |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2012-12-12 |
Genre | : |
ISBN | : 9781481155373 |
There comes a time in every man's life when he says to himself, "Holy Sh*t! I'm about to be eaten by a bear!"Tony James Slater went to Ecuador, determined to become a man.It never occurred to him that 'or die trying' might be an option...The trouble with volunteering in a South American animal refuge is that everything wants a piece of you. And the trouble with being Tony, is that most of them got one.Just how do you 'look after' something that's trying it's damnedest to kill you and eat you?And how do you find love when you a) don't speak the language, and b) are constantly covered in excrement and entrails?If only he'd had some relevant experience. Other than owning a pet rabbit when he was nine. And if only he'd bought some travel insurance...That Bear Ate My Pants is the hilarious tale of one man's quest to better himself. Whether losing a machete fight with a tree, picking dead tarantulas out of a tank of live ones or sewing the head back on to a partially decapitated crocodile, Tony's misadventures are ridiculous, unbelievable and always entertaining.Long before Sky One got involved, there were already plenty of Idiots Abroad. This is the story of one of them...
Author | : Tony James Slater |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2015-05-29 |
Genre | : Australia |
ISBN | : 9781514131039 |
Tony James Slater knew nothing about Australia. Except for the fact that he'd just arrived there. The stage is set for an outrageous adventure: three people, one van, on an epic, 20,000 mile road trip around Australia. What could possibly go wrong? Of course, the van - nicknamed 'Rusty' - is a crumbling wreck, held together by the world's most garish paint job. They're criss-crossing the continent through some of the most inhospitable land on the planet - the infamous Aussie Outback. And isn't there something about Australian animals being... well, you know, kind of dangerous? Unprepared, under-qualified and hopelessly inept, Tony battles gigantic pumpkins, mechanical mishaps and suicidal kangaroos, armed only with a thong and a sense of humour. His companions struggle to keep him safe whilst climbing in drag, snowboarding off cliffs, and hiking hundreds of miles through the bush. One thing's for sure; this 'adventure of a lifetime' - if they survive it - is something they're never going to forget. So, scull those stubbies! Grab your galahs! And put down that platypus. LOOK OUT, AUSTRALIA! There's an idiot coming...
Author | : Sarah Colonna |
Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 288 |
Release | : 2015-03-31 |
Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | : 1476771936 |
New York Times bestselling author of Life as I Blow It Sarah Colonna is back with a hilarious, honest look at life in her late thirties—in all its messy, pants-missing glory. How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pants-less through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year’s Eve? Ask Sarah Colonna. Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah’s signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart—not to mention your pants.
Author | : Jon Klassen |
Publisher | : Candlewick Press |
Total Pages | : 41 |
Release | : 2016-10-25 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0763696757 |
A New York Times Best Illustrated Children's Book of 2011! A picture-book delight by a rising talent tells a cumulative tale with a mischievous twist. Features an audio read-along! The bear’s hat is gone, and he wants it back. Patiently and politely, he asks the animals he comes across, one by one, whether they have seen it. Each animal says no, some more elaborately than others. But just as the bear begins to despond, a deer comes by and asks a simple question that sparks the bear’s memory and renews his search with a vengeance. Told completely in dialogue, this delicious take on the classic repetitive tale plays out in sly illustrations laced with visual humor-- and winks at the reader with a wry irreverence that will have kids of all ages thrilled to be in on the joke.
Author | : Michael Chabon |
Publisher | : Open Road Media |
Total Pages | : 307 |
Release | : 2011-12-20 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 1453234098 |
The Pulitzer Prize–winning author’s “astonishing” debut novel, about a son’s struggle to find his own identity and integrity (The New York Times). Michael Chabon, author of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Moonglow, and The Yiddish Policeman’s Union, is one of the most acclaimed talents in contemporary fiction. The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, published when Chabon was just twenty-five, is the beautifully crafted debut that propelled him into the literary stratosphere. Art Bechstein may be too young to know what he wants to do with his life, but he knows what he doesn’t want: the life of his father, a man who laundered money for the mob. He spends the summer after graduation finding his own way, experimenting with a group of brilliant and seductive new friends: erudite Arthur Lecomte, who opens up new horizons for Art; mercurial Phlox, who confounds him at every turn; and Cleveland, a poetry-reciting biker who pulls him inevitably back into his father’s mobbed-up world. A New York Times bestseller, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh was called “astonishing” by Alice McDermott, and heralded the arrival of one of our era’s great voices. This ebook features a biography of the author.
Author | : David Shannon |
Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 38 |
Release | : 2016-08-30 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 1338113151 |
It's the first day of school, and Camilla discovers that she is covered from head to toe in stripes, then polka-dots, and any other pattern spoken aloud! With a little help, she learns the secret of accepting her true self, in spite of her peculiar ailment.
Author | : Tony James Slater |
Publisher | : Ancient Guardians |
Total Pages | : 398 |
Release | : 2018-08-29 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781719926133 |
For centuries, the Wardens have guarded our planet. Their sacred duty: to protect humanity from itself
Author | : Maira Kalman |
Publisher | : G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages | : 47 |
Release | : 2003 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 0399234780 |
Having a dog in class is always a clue that it's going to be an interesting day, especially when the dog is the insatiable canine gourmand Pete, star of "What Pete Ate from A-Z." Full color.
Author | : Tony James Slater |
Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2015-05-29 |
Genre | : Travel |
ISBN | : 9781514131091 |
Tony James Slater is back! This time he's got only one thing on his mind: Getting married. According to Bill Shakespeare, the path of true love never did run smooth... And this is Tony; NOTHING ever runs smoothly for him. So the path of true love is about to beat him around the head with a snow shovel. It started so well - with a proposal that left bite marks, and Tony selling his body to medical science in exchange for the wedding budget. But there were bound to be hiccups. Like his fiancé not being allowed into the country... Join in the hilarious antics, as Tony and his bride-to-be fend off randy camels, rapacious rodents, and gigantic cardboard underpants - whilst traveling to Spain, the Middle East, and all over England. This is a story of life, death, love, marriage, and everything in between. It's also the story of how not to plan a wedding. And don't get me started on the honeymoon! 'Can I Kiss Her Yet?' is the latest book following Tony's ridiculous exploits. It can be read just as easily on its own, or as part of a series starting with 'That Bear Ate My Pants!'