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| Author | : Random people Art |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 110 |
| Release | : 2020-05-26 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
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| Author | : Peter Watts |
| Publisher | : Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 388 |
| Release | : 2006-10-03 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1429955198 |
Hugo and Shirley Jackson award-winning Peter Watts stands on the cutting edge of hard SF with his acclaimed novel, Blindsight Two months since the stars fell... Two months of silence, while a world held its breath. Now some half-derelict space probe, sparking fitfully past Neptune's orbit, hears a whisper from the edge of the solar system: a faint signal sweeping the cosmos like a lighthouse beam. Whatever's out there isn't talking to us. It's talking to some distant star, perhaps. Or perhaps to something closer, something en route. So who do you send to force introductions with unknown and unknowable alien intellect that doesn't wish to be met? You send a linguist with multiple personalities, her brain surgically partitioned into separate, sentient processing cores. You send a biologist so radically interfaced with machinery that he sees x-rays and tastes ultrasound. You send a pacifist warrior in the faint hope she won't be needed. You send a monster to command them all, an extinct hominid predator once called vampire, recalled from the grave with the voodoo of recombinant genetics and the blood of sociopaths. And you send a synthesist—an informational topologist with half his mind gone—as an interface between here and there. Pray they can be trusted with the fate of a world. They may be more alien than the thing they've been sent to find. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
| Author | : Ian Kirkpatrick |
| Publisher | : Steak House Books |
| Total Pages | : 213 |
| Release | : 2022-10-31 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1736887068 |
Everything's an insult when your soul is bankrupt. Joey and Wayland may have returned to Baltimore after their deaths, but things are not the same through eyes tainted by death. The city seems darker, the graffiti louder, and a meltdown is only a hair-trigger away. Joey's ready for everything to go back to normal, but that might not be possible when every time she's around Wayland, he's dripping with someone's freshly spilled blood. Meanwhile, Jag's losing his patience with Joey's preference for her serial killer best friend. Desperate to keep her life together in a somewhat recognizable way, Joey discovers that a local medium might have a way to calm the regret-fueled rage that plagues both her and Wayland, driving them both further out of control with each passing day. In hopes of a return to normal, she sets out to ask the authorities of the afterlife to grant her and Wayland a real second chance. The ravens stalking her promise that if she doesn't move quickly, she may lose everything she cares about. With a past and a future that can't compromise, tragedy doesn't spare the indecisive.
| Author | : Vicki Lewis Thompson |
| Publisher | : Ocean Dance Press |
| Total Pages | : 193 |
| Release | : 2017-04-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1946759112 |
| Author | : Kerrie Noor |
| Publisher | : Kerrie noor |
| Total Pages | : 221 |
| Release | : 2016-01-01 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1540129772 |
Nefertiti’s dance classes are empty, and her performance calendar is blank. Will she rise above the ashes of a lost dream or pull the duvet over her head and hide? At one time, Nefertiti was a dancer people queued to see. Now she runs a belly dancing class in the middle of nowhere, and the numbers have dwindled. Disappointed Nefertiti turns to her partner and ‘rock’, but he has other plans. Dropped like a hot potato, Nefertiti feels alone until she stumbles across a bag lady with a past the local's gossip about. After fifty-five years of self-absorption, Nefertiti finds herself caring for a woman who spends her days singing off-key. Until the council steps in. Nefertiti finds herself torn between the bag lady and the council, and if she plays things the wrong way, she could lose more than her dance class. Will she save the bag lady, or will she throw in the towel to appease the council? The Downfall Of A Bellydancer is the second book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor’s wonderfully funny Bellydancing series. Buy The Downfall Of A Bellydancer today and watch Nefertiti shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.
| Author | : Chetan Bhagat |
| Publisher | : Harper Collins |
| Total Pages | : 303 |
| Release | : 2024-02-23 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9354899161 |
Hi, I'm Keshav, and my life is screwed. I hate my job and my girlfriend left me. Ah, the beautiful Zara. Zara is from Kashmir. She is a Muslim. And did I tell you my family is a bit, well, traditional? Anyway, leave that. Zara and I broke up four years ago. She moved on in life. I didn't. I drank every night to forget her. I called, messaged, and stalked her on social media. She just ignored me. However, that night, on the eve of her birthday, Zara messaged me. She called me over, like old times, to her hostel room 105. I shouldn't have gone, but I did... and my life changed forever. This is not a love story. It is an unlove story. From the author of Five Point Someone and 2 States, comes a fast-paced, funny and unputdownable thriller about obsessive love and finding purpose in life against the backdrop of contemporary India.
| Author | : Becca Turner |
| Publisher | : Becca Turner |
| Total Pages | : 171 |
| Release | : 2024-01-16 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
The moment Chance Nash bumps into a sassy blonde at the local bar, he knows she's The One. She might play hard to get, but he gradually wears her down and even learns her name on their first date. Isla Michaels has come to Oklahoma under false pretenses. Sort of. Although she grew up with privilege, her family life lacked warmth. She recently learned she has a half-brother she never knew about. In order to meet him, she pretends to be interested in one of his horses. Maybe if it goes well, she'll tell him who she is. What she doesn't expect is to be charmed by Chance. He's cute, he's caring, and he immediately breaks through the walls she's erected to keep her heart safe. But pressure to return home is mounting and Isla's still not sure she wants to spill the truth about her family history. Her deepening feelings for Chance complicate everything she planned for her future. And even though he promises to follow her anywhere, she knows it's wrong to take him away from his family legacy. Isla's decisions will either lead her away from the cowboy she's hooked on or back home to the austere life she built before Chance.
| Author | : Carol Ann Culbert Johnson |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 434 |
| Release | : 2006-11-02 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1435730151 |
Four best friends deal with the joys and sorrows in their lives. Carina is married to a younger man; Abby likes Abe, who is a womanizer; Baretta wants to find happiness as a plus-size woman and Dakota is fighting her sexual demons. Take a ride with these four women and their true and deep friendship.
| Author | : Vicki Lewis Thompson |
| Publisher | : Ocean Dance Press |
| Total Pages | : 578 |
| Release | : 2018-12-09 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1946759600 |
What woman can resist a McGavin? Follow the escapades of three sexy cowboys as they ride hell-bent-for-leather down the rocky road of love. A COWBOY’S STRENGTH Kissing her was his first mistake... When Mandy Fielding left Eagles Nest, Zane McGavin taught himself not to care. Now she's back, and he cares more than he'll ever admit. But she's not staying… A COWBOY’S HONOR Should he grant her outrageous request? Cody McGavin’s good looks and easy smile have always attracted women, but he never imagined he’d get propositioned by tomboy Faith Underwood, a twenty-something virgin. She’s decided he’s the cowboy for the job, and she’s doing everything in her power to seduce him… A COWBOY’S RETURN Sometimes first love deserves a second chance… Air Force veteran Ryker McGavin’s dream of flying jets cost him a future with his first love, April Harris. But ten years later, a family emergency and a bumpy plane ride throw them back together. Can a pilot and a pacifist find love in no man’s land? Saddle up for the first McGavin Brothers Boxed Set of western romances from the NYT bestselling author who brought you the Sons of Chance and Buckskin Brotherhood. If you like sexy cowboys, charming small towns, and laugh-out-loud adventures, you’ll love the McGavin Brothers. This boxed set includes books 1 – 3 in this series, also available separately. Check out all the books in the McGavin Brothers series! THE MCGAVIN BROTHERS The books in this series are standalones and can be read in any order. A Cowboy's Strength (Zane & Mandy) A Cowboy's Honor (Cody & Faith) A Cowboy's Return (Ryker & April) A Cowboy's Heart (Bryce & Nicole) A Cowboy's Courage (Trevor & Olivia) A Cowboy's Christmas (Badger & Hayley) A Cowboy's Kiss (Luke & Abigail) A Cowboy's Luck (Michael & Roxanne) A Cowboy's Charm (Quinn & Kendra) A Cowboy's Challenge (Wes & Ingrid) A Cowboy's Baby (Gage & Emma) A Cowboy's Holiday (Pete & Taryn) A Cowboy's Choice (Brendan & Jo) A Cowboy's Worth (Rory & Damaris) A Cowboy's Destiny (Aleck & Tansy) A Cowboy's Secret (Aaron & Caitlin) A Cowboy's Homecoming (Seth & Zoe)
| Author | : Kerrie Noor |
| Publisher | : Kerrie noor |
| Total Pages | : 669 |
| Release | : 2019-07-23 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1540114236 |
Three books, three comedies with all your favorite characters from the Belly Dancing and Beyond series- laugh-out-loud stories about a group of women who have at one time or another danced with the great Nefertiti. Indulge in the laughter, love, and drama as these three captivating stories unfold against the backdrop of the Belly Dancing. Each book is a stand-alone adventure, but together they weave a tapestry of friendship, sisterhood, and the enduring power of dance. Whether you're a fan of sequins, romance, or simply enjoy a good belly laugh, this series has it all. Book 1- Sheryl's Last Stand "A poignant romantic comedy." ★★★★★ “The voice is Scottish urban girl snark." ★★★★★ "Good read, funny, fast-paced, zany characters." ★★★★★ Book 2-The Downfall Of A Bellydancer "Funny, witty, and rapid-paced." ★★★★★ "Funny, Poignant, and charming!" ★★★★★ "Laugh out loud funny." ★★★★★ Book 3-Four Takeaways And A Funeral< "A fun and captivating comedy." ★★★★★ "Great British rom-com." ★★★★★ An adorable comedy about sibling rivalry and Indian food." ★★★★★
