TGIF: Funny Teacher Journal

TGIF: Funny Teacher Journal
Author: Bawse Publications
Publisher:
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2019-11-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781710065978

Looking for a funny gift for a teacher? Then this humorous lined paper journal should do the job. You can easily take notes, lesson plan, plan out your days, weeks, months and much more. This journal comes with 120 lined pages for your note taking leisure. KEY FEATURES: MEDIUM SIZE - 6" x 9", lines are spaced optimally, great for wide or compact handwriting. Ideally sized, this lined journal fits any small, medium bag. MULTI-TASK ORGANIZER - great for use as personal planners, travelers notebook, cute & cool personal diary, classic recipe journal, customized habits tracker. Can also be great for students in school and college for note taking. PERFECT FOR: Gifts for teachers under $10 Birthday gifts for teachers Christmas gifts for teachers Funny gifts for teachers Teacher appreciation gift SATISFACTORY SERVICE - If you don't love it for any quality reason, Just return it and we'll replace it or send you a refund. Customers satisfaction is our greatest pursuit and high quality is always our goal.

Give War a Chance

Give War a Chance
Author: P. J. O'Rourke
Publisher: Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
Total Pages: 264
Release: 2007-12-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1555847129

The #1 New York Times bestseller from “one of America’s most hilarious and provocative writers . . . a volatile brew of one-liners and vitriol” (Time). Renowned for his cranky conservative humor, P. J. O’Rourke runs hilariously amok in this book, tackling the death of communism; his frustration with sanctimonious liberals; and Saddam Hussein in a series of classic dispatches from his coverage of the 1991 Gulf War. On Kuwait City after the war, he comments, “It looked like all the worst rock bands in the world had stayed there at the same time.” On Saddam Hussein, O’Rourke muses: “He’s got chemical weapons filled with . . . with . . . chemicals. Maybe he’s got The Bomb. And missiles that can reach Riyadh, Tel Aviv, Spokane. Stock up on nonperishable foodstuffs. Grab those Diet Coke cans you were supposed to take to the recycling center and fill them with home heating oil. Bury the Hummel figurines in the yard. We’re all going to die. Details at eleven.” And on the plague of celebrity culture, he notes: “You can’t shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.” Mordant and utterly irreverent, this is a modern classic from one of our great political satirists, described by Christopher Buckley as being “like S. J. Perelman on acid.” “Mocking on the surface but serious beneath . . . When it comes to scouting the world for world-class absurdities, O’Rourke is the right man for the job.” —Los Angeles Times Book Review “The funniest writer in America.” —The Wall Street Journal

Closing the Chart

Closing the Chart
Author: Steven D. Hsi
Publisher: UNM Press
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2004-04-30
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0826330398

Dr. Steven D. Hsi, a family physician and father of two young sons, was diagnosed in 1995 with a rare coronary disease that caused his death five years later at the age of forty-four. Throughout his ordeals as a patient, including three open-heart surgeries, Dr. Hsi's outlook on the teaching and practice of medicine changed. In 1997 he began a journal intended for publication after his death. Written with the assistance of newspaper columnist Jim Belshaw and completed posthumously by Hsi's widow, Beth Corbin-Hsi, Dr. Hsi's writings urge his colleagues to become healers, to look at their patients as human beings with spiritual as well as physical lives. "Every patient should read it, if only to be made aware that they are not alone with their thoughts. Every spouse of a patient should read it. . . . Every medical student and physician should read it to learn that the biology of the disease is really just a small part of the illness."--John Saiki, M.D., Medical Oncology, University of New Mexico "Dr. Steven Hsi asks his fellow doctors to be more than physicians. He asks them to be healers. He says that when he thinks of healers, he sees traditional medicine men, people who are integral parts of their communities. They are in touch physically and spiritually with the people they serve."--Tony Hillerman "Closing the Chart is built on the personal journals and experiences of Steven D. Hsi, M.D., as he travels on an intense 5-year journey from an assumption of health, professional success, and family stability to his progressive illness and eventual death. . . . Closing the Chart is both an engaging, page-turning read and a story told with so little artifice that you cannot close the cover unchanged."--Kenneth Jacobson, executive director, American Holistic Medical Association, Explore “There are lessons on every page, lessons to make us better caregivers, more discerning patients, and better advocates for family members and friends who are sick. . . . Every reader will take away different lessons from this book based on his or her role, age, and experience. This would be an ideal book for group study by medical and nursing students with some senior physicians, patients, and family members. What a great learning experience for all participants! . . . I exhort you to pick up and read this humble story. Nothing I have encountered in the medical narrative genre has been more worthy of my time.” —David J. Elpern, M.D, Psychiatric Services

It's Complicated

It's Complicated
Author: Danah Boyd
Publisher: Yale University Press
Total Pages: 296
Release: 2014-02-25
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 0300166311

Surveys the online social habits of American teens and analyzes the role technology and social media plays in their lives, examining common misconceptions about such topics as identity, privacy, danger, and bullying.

My 1992 Diary

My 1992 Diary
Author: Dawn Luebbe
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 213
Release: 2015-03-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1613127766

Ready to revisit the early ’90s—that golden era of big bangs, Bubble Tape, and doing the Bartman? Meet your tour guide: Dawn Luebbe, an 11-year-old Nebraskan obsessed with 90210 and writing Kurt Cobain–inspired poetry. In My 1992 Diary, Dawn shares with readers her zany, silly, and deadpan adolescent observations. She touches on the cornerstones of growing up—from crushes to siblings to Ouija boards—all peppered with memorable call-outs from the height of ’90s culture. The book is filled with 75 diary entries, each hilariously narrated on its corresponding page. It’s organized into chapters such as Passion on the Prairie, Attempts to Be Cool, Preteen Conflict: The Art of Overreaction, and more. With Dawn’s self-deprecating, every-girl humor, My 1992 Diary is a charming and joyful read for the 11-year-old in all of us.

Love Me Share Me

Love Me Share Me
Author: Clarese Bradley
Publisher: Watersprings Media House LLC
Total Pages: 20
Release: 2020-01-23
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1948877465

Love Me. Share Me., is an adaptation of the co-parenting struggles transformed into a bubbly affectionate children's picture book. It tackles the stereotypes about the very sensitive but common family dynamic of children being raised in different households. In this book, parents and children follow along with Charli, the main character, on her journey between "Mommys" and "Daddys" house's. We see the innocence and love of a child as she shares her feelings of all the fun loving activities and time she spends with her parents, despite them living in two different homes. This book creates parental introspect and illustrates positivity, all while generating dialogue between parents and children as well as parents and co-parents.

Learning Through Laughter

Learning Through Laughter
Author: Claudia E. Cornett
Publisher:
Total Pages: 56
Release: 1986
Genre: Education
ISBN:

Focusing on humor as a powerful instructional resource, this booklet addresses a variety of issues regarding humor in the elementary and secondary classroom. Thirteen ways in which humor can help teachers to achieve educational goals are presented, specifically that it (1) attracts attention and provokes thought, (2) liberates creative capacities, (3) helps gain friends, (4) improves communication, (5) soothes difficult moments, (6) can stimulate intercultural study, (7) promotes health, (8) develops a positive attitude and self-image, (9) motivates and energizes, (10) solves problems, (11) increases quality and quantity of students' reading, (12) reinforces desired behaviors, and (13) has entertainment value. An age-based, developmental sequence of a child's sense of humor, derived from various cognitive stage theories, is outlined. Next, the booklet postulates that knowledge of this progression and an awareness of the nature of humor enables teachers to help students analyze their own sense of humor, use humor appropriately in social situations, and speak and write creatively. The physical aspects of humor and the superiority and incongruity theories of humor are discussed and 11 reasons for including humor in one's daily routine to relieve stress are presented. Finally, a list of 49 currently used, practical teaching ideas for employing humor in the classroom are offered. A bibliography is included. (JD)