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| Author | : Sarah J. Robinson |
| Publisher | : WaterBrook |
| Total Pages | : 257 |
| Release | : 2021-05-11 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 0593193539 |
A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
| Author | : Terry Border |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 21 |
| Release | : 2017-10-17 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0698407660 |
A sweet (or is it salty?) Christmas story with heart, humor, and plenty of punny holiday cheer. Peanut is going over the river and through the woods to his grandmother's house for Christmas, but getting there is a food-filled adventure for this little nut! First he gets stuck in a traffic jam (make that a traffic jelly), then the bridge is closed so he has to take a (gravy) boat across the river, where he gets lost in a forest of (cookies shaped like) Christmas trees! But while the delays dismay his friends and family, Peanut embraces his role as the Merry Christmas Nut to cheer them up. In this heart-warming and humorous Christmas tale based on the real-life adventures of one peanut -- including ice-skating on popsicles and making snow angels in powdered-sugar snow -- our food friends know that the true meaning of Christmas is joining with our loved ones to celebrate the joy of being together. From the creator of Peanut Butter & Cupcake, tihs book is perfect for every family who wants to giggle together this holiday season. Praise for Terry Border's picture books: Merry Christmas, Peanut! "As with Border’s previous books, the real delights come from his carefully and humorously staged scenes."--Publishers Weekly "Kids will be mesmerized by Border’s clever photos, which imbue the peanuts with personality and a true sense of action. The message of kindness comes across with no overt religious references. Good nutty fun!"--School Library Journal Milk Goes to School "A quirky read-aloud with offbeat humor and fun images that young readers will appreciate. A good choice to address the challenges of making new friends at school."--School Library Journal Happy Birthday, Cupcake! "As in his earlier picture book, Border's characters are skillfully crafted food items with basic wire limbs arranged in simple landscapes....Preschoolers will be delighted with the visual mayhem."--Kirkus Reviews Peanut Butter & Cupcake: "Border’s witty food comedy will lure children who are hungry for clever visual entertainment."--Publishers Weekly "[Z]any creative photographs. [A] read-aloud hit."--School Library Journal
| Author | : Ellen DeGeneres |
| Publisher | : Grand Central Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 146 |
| Release | : 2011-10-04 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0446585033 |
~b~>With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol. "I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" Seriously... I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more. PRAISE FOR Seriously... I'm Kidding "DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." -- People "Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." - Publishers Weekly "Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." -- Kirkus/DIVspan
| Author | : Nicholas Lemann |
| Publisher | : Farrar, Straus and Giroux |
| Total Pages | : 274 |
| Release | : 2007-08-21 |
| Genre | : History |
| ISBN | : 142992361X |
A century after Appomattox, the civil rights movement won full citizenship for black Americans in the South. It should not have been necessary: by 1870 those rights were set in the Constitution. This is the story of the terrorist campaign that took them away. Nicholas Lemann opens his extraordinary new book with a riveting account of the horrific events of Easter 1873 in Colfax, Louisiana, where a white militia of Confederate veterans-turned-vigilantes attacked the black community there and massacred hundreds of people in a gruesome killing spree. This was the start of an insurgency that changed the course of American history: for the next few years white Southern Democrats waged a campaign of political terrorism aiming to overturn the Fourteenth and Fifteenth Amendments and challenge President Grant'ssupport for the emergent structures of black political power. The remorseless strategy of well-financed "White Line" organizations was to create chaos and keep blacks from voting out of fear for their lives and livelihoods. Redemption is the first book to describe in uncompromising detail this organized racial violence, which reached its apogee in Mississippi in 1875. Lemann bases his devastating account on a wealth of military records, congressional investigations, memoirs, press reports, and the invaluable papers of Adelbert Ames, the war hero from Maine who was Mississippi's governor at the time. When Ames pleaded with Grant for federal troops who could thwart the white terrorists violently disrupting Republican political activities, Grant wavered, and the result was a bloody, corrupt election in which Mississippi was "redeemed"—that is, returned to white control. Redemption makes clear that this is what led to the death of Reconstruction—and of the rights encoded in the Fourteenth and Fifteenth Amendments. We are still living with the consequences.
| Author | : Nancy Zieman |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 301 |
| Release | : 2014-02-04 |
| Genre | : Businesswomen |
| ISBN | : 9780988478961 |
The autobiography of seamstress Nancy Zieman.
| Author | : Juno Dawson |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 449 |
| Release | : 2022-05-31 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 014313714X |
“Superb and almost unbearably charming, Her Majesty’s Royal Coven… expertly launches an exciting new trilogy." —The New York Times Book Review "Talk about a gut punch of a novel. …A provocative exploration of intersectional feminism, loyalty, gender and transphobia [that] invites readers into an intricately woven web of magic, friendship and power." —The Nerd Daily A Discovery of Witches meets The Craft in this epic fantasy about a group of childhood friends who are also witches. If you look hard enough at old photographs, we’re there in the background: healers in the trenches; Suffragettes; Bletchley Park oracles; land girls and resistance fighters. Why is it we help in times of crisis? We have a gift. We are stronger than Mundanes, plain and simple. At the dawn of their adolescence, on the eve of the summer solstice, four young girls--Helena, Leonie, Niamh and Elle--took the oath to join Her Majesty's Royal Coven, established by Queen Elizabeth I as a covert government department. Now, decades later, the witch community is still reeling from a civil war and Helena is the reigning High Priestess of the organization. Yet Helena is the only one of her friend group still enmeshed in the stale bureaucracy of HMRC. Elle is trying to pretend she's a normal housewife, and Niamh has become a country vet, using her powers to heal sick animals. In what Helena perceives as the deepest betrayal, Leonie has defected to start her own more inclusive and intersectional coven, Diaspora. And now Helena has a bigger problem. A young warlock of extraordinary capabilities has been captured by authorities and seems to threaten the very existence of HMRC. With conflicting beliefs over the best course of action, the four friends must decide where their loyalties lie: with preserving tradition, or doing what is right. Juno Dawson explores gender and the corrupting nature of power in a delightful and provocative story of magic and matriarchy, friendship and feminism. Dealing with all the aspects of contemporary womanhood, as well as being phenomenally powerful witches, Niamh, Helena, Leonie and Elle may have grown apart but they will always be bound by the sisterhood of the coven.
| Author | : Mary Ann Kinsinger |
| Publisher | : Baker Books |
| Total Pages | : 261 |
| Release | : 2012-10-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1441239723 |
For a child, every day is a thing of wonder. And for six-year-old Lily Lapp, every day is a new opportunity for blessings, laughter, family, and a touch of mischief. As she explores her world, goes to school, spends time with her family, and gets into a bit of trouble with her friends, Lily learns what it means to be Amish and what it means to grow up. From getting a new teacher to welcoming a new sibling, Lily's life is always full of adventure. The first of four charming novels that chronicle the gentle way of the Amish through the eyes of a young girl, Life with Lily gives children ages 8-12 a fascinating glimpse into the life of the Amish--and lots of fun and laughter along the way. It combines the real-life stories of growing up Amish from Mary Ann Kinsinger and the bestselling writing of Amish fiction and nonfiction author Suzanne Woods Fisher. With charming illustrations throughout, this series is sure to capture the hearts of readers young and old.
| Author | : O. Henry |
| Publisher | : Courier Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 99 |
| Release | : 1992-02-05 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0486270610 |
Presents sixteen short fiction stories by nineteenth-century American author O. Henry, including the title work about the Christmas sacrifices of a young married couple.
| Author | : Shamini Flint |
| Publisher | : Allen & Unwin |
| Total Pages | : 108 |
| Release | : 2013-01-02 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1743431600 |
Marcus Atkinson is a taekwondo master (not!). But his dad is convinced that Marcus has magic in his kicks. Marcus is a Maths whiz who is not good at sport. His dad is a self-help author who thinks Marcus can achieve anything he sets his mind to, with hilarious results. In illustrated diary format, Marcus's gentle, satiric humour and comic drawings will have readers laughing out loud while learning a surprising amount about taekwondo.
| Author | : Swan |
| Publisher | : Tl Swan |
| Total Pages | : 333 |
| Release | : 2024-09-30 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : |
T L Swan is a Wall Street Journal, USA Today, and #1 Amazon Best Selling author. With millions of books sold, her titles are currently translated in twenty languages and have hit #1 on Amazon in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia and Germany. Tee resides in Sydney, Australia with her husband and their three children where she is living her own happy ever after with her first true love. Stop by and meet Tee in her private Facebook group, Swan Squad VIP, or check out her website: https://tlswanauthor.com Suggested Reading Order: My Temptation (Kingston Lane #1) The Stopover (The Miles High Club #1) The Takeover (The Miles High Club #2) The Casanova (The Miles High Club #3) The Do-over (The Miles High Club #4) Miles Ever After (The Miles High Club – Extended Epilogue) Mr. Masters (The Mr. Series #1) Mr. Spencer (The Mr. Series #2) Mr. Garcia (The Mr. Series #3) Our Way (Standalone Book) Play Along (Standalone Book) The Italian (The Italians #1) Ferrara (The Italians #2) Stanton Adore (Stanton Series #1) Stanton Unconditional (Stanton Series #2) Stanton Completely (Stanton Series #3) Stanton Bliss (Stanton Series #4) Marx Girl (Stanton Series – set 5 years later) Gym Junkie (Stanton Series – set 7 years later) Dr. Stanton (Dr. Stanton – set 10 years later) Dr. Stantons – The Epilogue (Dr. Stanton – epilogue) Find Me Alastar (Find Me Alastar Series - #1) Special Edition Christmas Book Available from the 15th December every year: Alaskan Jack (His Christmas List – available 15 Dec. – 15 Jan.) The Christmas Angel (His Christmas List – available 15 Dec. – 15 Jan.) The Bonus (His Christmas List – available 15 Dec. – 15 Jan.) kris kristofferson chris christopherson kris kristofferson movies kris kristofferson songs kris kristofferson death the highwaymen highwaymen sinead o'connor kris kristofferson cause of death kris kristofferson children barbra streisand kris kristofferson net worth kristofferson did kris kristofferson pass away me and bobby mcgee chris christofferson a star is born a star is born 1976 lisa meyers kris kristofferson obituary blade kris kristoferson kris kristofferson health kris kristofferson wife celebrity deaths kris kristofferson blade kris how did kris kristofferson die chris kristofferson kris.kristofferson did kris kristofferson die kris kristofferson sinead o'connor casey kristofferson kris kristofferson died kris kristofferson dead kris kristofferson net worth 2024 songs written by kris kristofferson kris kristofferson songs he wrote chris christopherson songs is kris kristofferson still alive bobby mcgee kris kristofferson a star is born what did kris kristofferson die of is celebrity deaths 2024 when did kris kristofferson die kris kristofferson dies sinéad o'connor kris kristofferson imdb how old is kris kristofferson kris kristofferson latest news kris kristofferson die
