Tales from a Second Hand Wand Shoppe- Book 2

Tales from a Second Hand Wand Shoppe- Book 2
Author: Robert P. Wills
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2013-11-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781481971607

Tales from a Second-Hand Wand Shoppe (Book 2): Gnomes, and Halflings, and Assassins! Oh My! Aution lay in ruins. Charred, smoldering ruins. The Gnomes, Rat, and Nulu make their way out to Big Julie's School of Magic. They're looking for a place to hide out until things cool down. News hasn't spread about Grimbledung being responsible for the town-wide fire and they want to keep it that way. The gang decides that a new town is in order, and it will be built around Julie's school. Julesville is founded and everything seems to be moving along smoothly. Until a certain newly-unemployed werewolf, and a newly-put-out-of-business Haberdashery owner show up. With Akita and Pozzuoli in town, things aren't looking good for Grimbledung. Fortunately for him, the impending Halfling invasion gets everyone's attention. Mostly. Bent on revenge against Grimbledung for cheating them out of the fun of razing Aution, a group of Halflings arrive in Julesville and declare Martial Law. Meanwhile, the Army of the Lord High Priest of Halflings masses on the other side of the Anti-Ogre Wall. Prost Garrison and Frank's Keep prepare for the inevitable attack that they fully expect will wipe them out. Working together, thanks to Grimbledung, the gang tricks the Halflings into leaving Julesville (intact even), repels the Halfling invasion, and restores peace to the lands. Well, not really those last two...

Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe: Book 2 - Gnomes, and Halflings, and Assassins! Oh My!

Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe: Book 2 - Gnomes, and Halflings, and Assassins! Oh My!
Author: Robert P. Wills
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 296
Release: 2013-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1304673162

Aution lay in ruins. Charred, smoldering ruins. The Gnomes, Rat, and Nulu make their way to Big Julie's School of Magic. They're looking for a place to hide out until things cool down. News hasn't spread about Grimbledung being responsible for the town-wide fire and they want to keep it that way. Julesville is founded around Julie's school and everything seems to be moving along smoothly until a newly-unemployed Werewolf and Haberdashery owner show up. With Akita and Pozzuoli in town, things aren't looking good for Grimbledung! Fortunately for him, the impending Halfling invasion gets everyone's attention. When a contingent of battle-hardened Halflings arrive in town and declares Martial Law, things look dire. To make matters worse, the Halfling Army masses on the other side of the Anti-Ogre wall. Working together, the gang tricks the Halfling soldiers into leaving Julesville (intact even), repels the Halfling invasion, and restores peace to The Lands. Well, not really those last two...

Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe: They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes

Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe: They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes
Author: Robert P. Wills
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 284
Release: 2012-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1300969768

Two Gnomes are just trying to get along in life when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputable second-hand wand store that does pretty well at moving inventory. Grimbledung runs a disreputable second-hand wand wagon that he moves regularly to avoid the authorities. Everything changes when they combine their talents: City ordinances are broken. Neighbors are annoyed. The Constable becomes involved. Even the Magician's Guild sends over some Enforcers to deal with them. Things are looking up for the Gnomes! From multi-headed travelers, to Half-Orcs just trying to obey their mates, everyone seems to come to the Second Hand Wand Shoppe to either buy or sell a wand. Along for the ride are a neurotic Jousting Dummy, an immortal (so far) Rat, a Trolless who runs the Tavern across the street, a Dwarf next door with (alleged) Mob ties, and the Head Mistress of the local School of Magic (with definite Mob ties). Bask in this 103K+ word illustrated adventure now

Here's Looking for You, Grim

Here's Looking for You, Grim
Author: Robert P. Wills
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 330
Release: 2014-05-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781494342029

Julesville's destruction is averted! Things aren't going so well for Grimbledung though. On the run from his Halfling captors, he escapes into the Foreboding Forest, ending up at TreeTop City. Is being in the hands of cannibalistic Elves better than killer Halflings? Meanwhile, the invading Halfling hoard runs headlong into Captain Frank's forces. With Golems and Gargoyles in the mix, things are bound to work out. Aren't they? Nulu, Rat, and Klank strike out to rescue their fallen comrade. Ignoring rumors of rabid Elves, cantankerous Minotaur, and even the occasional Centaur, the group runs headlong into the Foreboding Forest. As usual, things aren't what they seem. Finding Grimbledung, the rescue party makes a mad dash for the safety of Julesville and run into a swarm of Pixies. Overcome by Pixie Madness, Grimbledung rushes to town in a Pixie rage. With unforeseen consequences. In the end, everyone is reunited, the Halflings are repelled, and things FINALLY seem to be getting back to normal. Well, not really.

They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes

They Were the Best of Gnomes, They Were the Worst of Gnomes
Author: Robert P. Wills
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 312
Release: 2012-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781478184058

Tales from a Second Hand Wand Shoppe (Book 1): They were the Best of Gnomes, They were the Worse of Gnomes. Two Gnomes- Grimbledung and Drimblerod- are just trying to get along in life when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputable Second Hand Wand Shop that does pretty well at moving inventory. Grimbledung runs a disreputable Second Hand Wand Wagon that he moves regularly to avoid the authorities. Everything changes when they combine their talents:City ordinances are broken. Neighbors are annoyed. The Constable becomes involved. Even the Magician's Guild sends over some Enforcers to deal with them. Things are definitely looking up for the Gnomes! From multi-headed travelers looking for a good time, mysterious cloaked figures, to Half-Orcs just trying to obey their mates, everyone seems to come to the Second Hand Wand Shoppe to either buy or sell a wand. Along for the ride are a neurotic Jousting Dummy, an immortal (so far) Rat, a Trolless who runs the Tavern and Restaurant across the street, a Dwarf next door with (alleged) Mob ties, and the Head Mistress of the local School of Magic (with definite Mob ties). We'd say that all that was missing was a love story, but there's one of those tucked neatly in a chapter as well. You're welcome. Bask in the warm glow that is Tales From A Second Hand Wand Shoppe! As you move through this 106K+ word, illustrated adventure, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll never be the same.

Hard Work. No Play

Hard Work. No Play
Author: Robert P. Wills
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 232
Release: 2014-02-18
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1304845370

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It really, really does. Jack should be more involved in play than work. All play and no work makes Jack a fun boy. That's how we like Jack; fun. Put a bookmark anywhere in this book and place it on your end table, coffee table, or bathroom. When guests come over and they flip through this book. They will become confused. Confused guests are fun to have. So is a fun Jack who plays instead of works.

Magical Wands

Magical Wands
Author: Wolfrick Ignatius Feuerschmied
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 498
Release: 2014-04-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781497311220

It was only an old book that the professor found while traveling by train through Scotland. A scholar of medieval history, Professor George Smith was on sabbatical studying Scottish legends and myths when he chanced to meet an aged Scotsman and his granddaughter on their way to her new boarding school in the Isles of Skye. The young girl had accidentally left her book behind, and the professor picked it up meaning to send it on to her. But then he looked inside and discovered it was no ordinary book. It was a school textbook on magic. Could it be real? Could it have actually been left by accident and found by chance? Or was it all an elaborate hoax played on the unsuspecting professor? Did he ever find the secret Isles of Skye School of Magick? Did he ever discover the hidden world of wizards and witches implied by the book's very existence? Or did they find him? The professor vanished soon afterwards, and the answers are unknown. Read the book and decide for yourself. Magical Wands: A Cornucopia of Wand Lore is that textbook from The Isles of Skye School of Magick. The first chapter begins with a basic overview of magic wands followed by an introduction to magical theory including the four planes of existence (Astral, Spectral, Physical, and Daemonic), the five metaphysical elementals (Quintessence, Air, Fire, Earth, and Water), and the three preternatural phases of Light, Twilight, and Darkness. It also contains sets of the commonly used spells associated with each of these elementals and phases. The first chapter then describes the different types of wands, their components, how they are crafted, and how they are used to cast spells. Chapter two teaches the 17 principles of wand making. Chapters three through six comprehensively cover the materials used to make magic wands including magical creatures (both beings and beasts), magical woods, mystical crystals, and mystical metals. Chapter seven documents 26 famous and infamous witches and wizards, their wands, and how well their wands suited their needs. Chapter eight concludes the textbook by nicely summarizing the contents of the entire textbook. Each of the chapters ends with student exercises, the answers of which are included in the back of the textbook which also includes a glossary, references, and afterword by the editor. If you have ever wondered what young witches and wizards actually study in their hidden magic schools, then this book is for you.

The Testament of Cresseid

The Testament of Cresseid
Author: Robert Henryson
Publisher: Cambridge University Press
Total Pages: 43
Release: 2013-01-24
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 1107636264

Originally published in 1926, this volume contains the full text of The Testament of Cresseid by Scottish poet Robert Henryson.