Sweary Mom a Mom Who Appreciates a Well Placed F-Bomb

Sweary Mom a Mom Who Appreciates a Well Placed F-Bomb
Author: Pink Print
Publisher:
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2019-02-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781797607450

Cute Notebooks For Mom Novelty Journal To Write In Perfect gift for Mother's Day to use for scheduling, taking notes, as a daily diary, a dream journal, a prayer journal, and much more. Convenient 6 x 9 size perfect for fitting in your pocket or purse. Use it for work, business, travel or daily life. 6" x 9" size, perfect for on the go use Cute designer cover designed for Moms 120 lined pages Our notebooks make thoughtful gifts for women, mothers, sisters, wives and grandmothers!

F-Bomb Mom I Sprinkle The Shit Like Confetti

F-Bomb Mom I Sprinkle The Shit Like Confetti
Author: ClassyBitch ClassyBitch Rules
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2019-04-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781095428023

A cool and unique Journal with Beautiful Customized Interior Pages for a special great mom who drops the F-Bombs. This Journal will be an awesome way to show your love and appreciation for Mother's day, birthday, Valentine's day, Easter, Christmas, Anniversary, or any other occasion! High quality binding, premium design, 108 beautifully lined pages, paperback, Perfect size 6" x 9".

I'm A Drop The F-Bomb Kind of Mom

I'm A Drop The F-Bomb Kind of Mom
Author: ClassyBitch ClassyBitch Rules
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2019-04-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781095431221

A cool and unique Journal with Beautiful Customized Interior Pages for a special great mom who drops the F-Bombs. This Journal will be an awesome way to show your love and appreciation for Mother's day, birthday, Valentine's day, Easter, Christmas, Anniversary, or any other occasion! High quality binding, premium design, 108 beautifully lined pages, paperback, Perfect size 6" x 9".

I'm a Drop the F-Bomb Kind of Mom

I'm a Drop the F-Bomb Kind of Mom
Author: Jazzy Smooth
Publisher:
Total Pages: 122
Release: 2019-05-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781070103211

Are you a loud crazy drop an f-bomb kind of mom? This is a great gift for mother's day or birthdays for the mom that loves that to swear. Funny cover for any mother with a potty mouth. Great gag gift for mom for any holiday. Perfect notebook to make a statement for great moms.

Moms Who Drink and Swear

Moms Who Drink and Swear
Author: Nicole Knepper
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 337
Release: 2013-04-02
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 110165094X

If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.

Maybe Swearing Will Help

Maybe Swearing Will Help
Author: C. J. Nye.
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2022-06-28
Genre:
ISBN: 9781387954308

Maybe Swearing Will Help is an adult coloring book filled with 20 images of amusing cuss words for you to color. Life has its ups and downs, hopefully this book will bring you some distraction from the mundane. Everybody needs a good laugh! I hope you enjoy your new book.

The Shadow of the Gods

The Shadow of the Gods
Author: John Gwynne
Publisher: Orbit
Total Pages: 515
Release: 2021-05-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0316539872

"A masterfully crafted, brutally compelling Norse-inspired epic." —Anthony Ryan THE GREATEST SAGAS ARE WRITTEN IN BLOOD. A century has passed since the gods fought and drove themselves to extinction. Now only their bones remain, promising great power to those brave enough to seek them out. As whispers of war echo across the land of Vigrid, fate follows in the footsteps of three warriors: a huntress on a dangerous quest, a noblewoman pursuing battle fame, and a thrall seeking vengeance among the mercenaries known as the Bloodsworn. All three will shape the fate of the world as it once more falls under the shadow of the gods. Set in a brand-new, Norse-inspired world, and packed with myth, magic, and vengeance, The Shadow of the Gods begins an epic new fantasy saga from bestselling author John Gwynne.

The Double Bind

The Double Bind
Author: Chris Bohjalian
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 418
Release: 2008-02-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0307389413

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • From the bestselling author of The Flight Attendant, here is a gripping psychological novel of obsession and consequence. When Laurel Estabrook is attacked while riding her bicycle through Vermont’s back roads, her life is forever changed. Formerly outgoing, Laurel withdraws into her photography, spending all her free time at a homeless shelter. There she meets Bobbie Crocker, a man with a history of mental illness and a box of photographs that he won’t let anyone see. When Bobbie dies, Laurel discovers a deeply hidden secret–a story that leads her far from her old life, and into a cat-and-mouse game with pursuers who claim they want to save her. In a tale that travels between the Roaring Twenties and the twenty-first century, between Jay Gatsby’s Long Island and rural New England, bestselling author Chris Bohjalian has written an extraordinary novel. Look for Chris Bohjalian's new novel, The Lioness!

Writing Irresistible Kidlit

Writing Irresistible Kidlit
Author: Mary Kole
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 305
Release: 2012-12-04
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 1599635763

Captivate the hearts and minds of young adult readers! Writing for young adult (YA) and middle grade (MG) audiences isn't just "kid's stuff" anymore--it's kidlit! The YA and MG book markets are healthier and more robust than ever, and that means the competition is fiercer, too. In Writing Irresistible Kidlit, literary agent Mary Kole shares her expertise on writing novels for young adult and middle grade readers and teaches you how to: • Recognize the differences between middle grade and young adult audiences and how it impacts your writing. • Tailor your manuscript's tone, length, and content to your readership. • Avoid common mistakes and cliches that are prevalent in YA and MG fiction, in respect to characters, story ideas, plot structure and more. • Develop themes and ideas in your novel that will strike emotional chords. Mary Kole's candid commentary and insightful observations, as well as a collection of book excerpts and personal insights from bestselling authors and editors who specialize in the children's book market, are invaluable tools for your kidlit career. If you want the skills, techniques, and know-how you need to craft memorable stories for teens and tweens, Writing Irresistible Kidlit can give them to you.

Mommy Cusses

Mommy Cusses
Author: Dorman Serena
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2021-06-25
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1797206249

For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account