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| Author | : Colorful Swearing Dreams |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 48 |
| Release | : 2019-08-07 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781088767757 |
GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Receptionist Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, receptionists can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "Sure, Let Me Drop Everything and Work On Your Fucking Problem" "Calm the Fuck Down and Hold On" "Lunch Break? You Mean Sitting at my Desk and Keeping Answering the Shitty Phone?" "I'm a Receptionist, not a Fucking Answering Machine" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for teachers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
| Author | : Funny Beast Swear Coloring Book |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 52 |
| Release | : 2020-07-12 |
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| ISBN | : |
SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT INSPIRATIONAL ADULT COLORING BOOK?This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book has over 26 single-sided designs perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate, this inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation.PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!).FEATURES:26 High Quality Original Coloring Pages52 Pages, High Quality PaperLarge Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use.Great for a holiday gift!GET YOUR COPY TODAY!
| Author | : John Fried |
| Publisher | : Grand Central Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2020-01-07 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9781538729847 |
A powerful and heartfelt coming-of-age novel that follows Martin Kelso as he grows up in 1980s New York and faces the magic of first experiences, as well as the heartbreak of hard-won life lessons. Martin Kelso's comfortable world starts to change at the age of eleven. Girls get under his skin in ways he never noticed before. His cousin Evie, who used to be Marty's closest confidante--the one who taught him the right way to eat a pizza and how to catch tadpoles--has grown up into a stranger, mysterious and unpredictable. Marty and his best friends once inhabited fantasy worlds of their own making, full of cowboys and cops and robbers, where the heroes always won the day. But now, as neighborhood kids are attacked on their walk to school, they find themselves wanting to play a new game that better prepares them for real life. As life changes quickly and Marty feels less secure with himself, the difference between games and reality, friend and foe, and right from wrong becomes much more difficult to distinguish. At the same time, this new world offers possibilities as exciting as they are frightening. This poignant debut perfectly captures the intense emotion, humor, and earnestness of young adulthood as Marty, age eleven to seventeen, navigates a series of life-changing firsts: first kiss, first enemy, first loss, and, ultimately, his first awareness that the world is not as simple a place as he had once imagined.
| Author | : Paul Beatty |
| Publisher | : Farrar, Straus and Giroux |
| Total Pages | : 256 |
| Release | : 2021-07-13 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 037460228X |
The hip break-out novel from 2016 Man Booker Prize winning author, Paul Beatty, about a disaffected Los Angeles DJ who travels to post-Wall Berlin in search of his transatlantic doppelganger. Hailed by the New York Times and the Los Angeles Times as one of the best writers of his generation, Paul Beatty turns his creative eye to man's search for meaning and identity in an increasingly chaotic world. After creating the perfect beat, DJ Darky goes in search of Charles Stone, a little know avant-garde jazzman, to play over his sonic masterpiece. His quest brings him to a recently unified Berlin, where he stumbles through the city's dreamy streets ruminating about race, sex, love, Teutonic gods, the prevent defense, and Wynton Marsalis in search of his artistic-and spiritual-other. Ferocious, bombastic, and laugh-out-loud funny, Slumberland is vintage Paul Beatty and belongs on the shelf next to Jonathan Lethem, Colson Whitehead, and Junot Diaz.
| Author | : Jenny Lawson |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 384 |
| Release | : 2012-04-17 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1101573082 |
The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
| Author | : Papeterie Bleu |
| Publisher | : Gray & Gold Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 100 |
| Release | : 2017-06 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781640010741 |
2018 GIFT IDEAS COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOROUS "Nobody presents with a mandibular fracture who didn't deserve one." ---The Snarky Mandala The path to doctorhood is nothing short of impressive, paved with one impossible challenge right after another. As a doctor you perform miracles daily and seeing the relief on a patient's face makes you smile, knowing it was all worth it. But let's face it. Some days (and nights) push you to your limits and you need to destress. Good news! Doctor Life is just what the doctor ordered-no script needed. Grab your colored pencils and relive the most hilarious (and snarky) moments of medical school, residency, and doctorhood that only MDs can appreciate. After all, laughter is the best medicine. Happy coloring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all colouring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5"x11.0" (22x28cm) pages
| Author | : Mike Morrison |
| Publisher | : Lulu.com |
| Total Pages | : 435 |
| Release | : 2011-03 |
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| ISBN | : 098689110X |
| Author | : Malcolm Gladwell |
| Publisher | : Little, Brown |
| Total Pages | : 316 |
| Release | : 2019-09-10 |
| Genre | : Social Science |
| ISBN | : 0316535621 |
Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Revisionist History and author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Outliers, offers a powerful examination of our interactions with strangers and why they often go wrong—now with a new afterword by the author. A Best Book of the Year: The Financial Times, Bloomberg, Chicago Tribune, and Detroit Free Press How did Fidel Castro fool the CIA for a generation? Why did Neville Chamberlain think he could trust Adolf Hitler? Why are campus sexual assaults on the rise? Do television sitcoms teach us something about the way we relate to one another that isn’t true? Talking to Strangers is a classically Gladwellian intellectual adventure, a challenging and controversial excursion through history, psychology, and scandals taken straight from the news. He revisits the deceptions of Bernie Madoff, the trial of Amanda Knox, the suicide of Sylvia Plath, the Jerry Sandusky pedophilia scandal at Penn State University, and the death of Sandra Bland—throwing our understanding of these and other stories into doubt. Something is very wrong, Gladwell argues, with the tools and strategies we use to make sense of people we don’t know. And because we don’t know how to talk to strangers, we are inviting conflict and misunderstanding in ways that have a profound effect on our lives and our world. In his first book since his #1 bestseller David and Goliath, Malcolm Gladwell has written a gripping guidebook for troubled times.
| Author | : Honey Badger Coloring |
| Publisher | : Honey Badger Coloring |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2017-09-12 |
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| ISBN | : 9781640011168 |
| Author | : Miles Davis |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 452 |
| Release | : 1990-09-15 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0671725823 |
Miles discusses his life and music from playing trumpet in high school to the new instruments and sounds from the Caribbean.
