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| Author | : Colorful Swearing Dreams |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 48 |
| Release | : 2019-07-25 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781082469848 |
GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious 1st Grade Teaching Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, first grade teachers or teaching assistant can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "I can't Teach you to be Smart, you are just 6-year-old Dumbass" "Staff Meeting: The Art of not Giving a Fuck" "5 Minutes with these Little Bastards and I'm Already Exhausted as Fuck" "Keep your Fucking Mouths Shut" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for teachers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
| Author | : Rajeev Kumaramkandath |
| Publisher | : Cambridge University Press |
| Total Pages | : 247 |
| Release | : 2020-02-20 |
| Genre | : History |
| ISBN | : 1108494412 |
Draws upon multi-disciplinary frameworks of analysis to provide an account of the making of sexual cultures in modern India.
| Author | : Joseph T. Wells |
| Publisher | : John Wiley & Sons |
| Total Pages | : 629 |
| Release | : 2007-07-16 |
| Genre | : Business & Economics |
| ISBN | : 0470134682 |
Praise for Fraud Casebook Lessons from the Bad Side of Business "I have known Mr. Wells for over twenty years. In my opinion, no one in the world knows more about fraud than he does." -W. Steve Albrecht, Associate Dean, Marriott School of ManagementBrigham Young University, Provo, Utah "This book covers the entire range of fraud that can be encountered in the workplace." -Grant D. Ashley, Vice President for Corporate Security and SurveillanceHarrah's Entertainment Inc., Las Vegas, Nevada "I had the pleasure of serving with Mr. Wells when both of us were volunteers for the American Institute of Certified Public Accountants. He knows as much as anyone about how to detect and deter fraud." -James G. Castellano, Chairman, RubinBrown LLP, St. Louis, Missouri "I have worked with Mr. Wells for ten years. His reputation is unsurpassed." -John F. Morrow, Vice President, The New FinanceAmerican Institute of Certified Public Accountants, New York, New York "Fraud Casebook is a terrific work. I highly recommend it." -Sherron S. Watkins, a Time magazine "Person of the Year," Houston, Texas "No one has done more for fraud prevention and detection than Mr. Wells and the Association of Certified Fraud Examiners. Their guidance and training proved invaluable to my staff and me in uncovering the WorldCom fraud." -Cynthia Cooper, a Time magazine "Person of the Year," Clinton, Mississippi
| Author | : Wendelin Van Draanen |
| Publisher | : Ember |
| Total Pages | : 259 |
| Release | : 2003-05-13 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0375825444 |
A classic he-said-she-said romantic comedy! This updated anniversary edition offers story-behind-the-story revelations from author Wendelin Van Draanen. The first time she saw him, she flipped. The first time he saw her, he ran. That was the second grade, but not much has changed by the seventh. Juli says: “My Bryce. Still walking around with my first kiss.” He says: “It’s been six years of strategic avoidance and social discomfort.” But in the eighth grade everything gets turned upside down: just as Bryce is thinking that there’s maybe more to Juli than meets the eye, she’s thinking that he’s not quite all he seemed. This is a classic romantic comedy of errors told in alternating chapters by two fresh, funny voices. The updated anniversary edition contains 32 pages of extra backmatter: essays from Wendelin Van Draanen on her sources of inspiration, on the making of the movie of Flipped, on why she’ll never write a sequel, and a selection of the amazing fan mail she’s received. Awards and accolades for Flipped: SLJ Top 100 Children’s Novels of all time IRA-CBC Children’s Choice IRA Teacher’s Choice Honor winner, Judy Lopez Memorial Award/WNBA Winner of the California Young Reader Medal “We flipped over this fantastic book, its gutsy girl Juli and its wise, wonderful ending.” — The Chicago Tribune “Van Draanen has another winner in this eighth-grade ‘he-said, she-said’ romance. A fast, funny, egg-cellent winner.” — SLJ, Starred review “With a charismatic leading lady kids will flip over, a compelling dynamic between the two narrators and a resonant ending, this novel is a great deal larger than the sum of its parts.” —Publishers Weekly, Starred review
| Author | : Mary Kole |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 305 |
| Release | : 2012-12-04 |
| Genre | : Language Arts & Disciplines |
| ISBN | : 1599635763 |
Captivate the hearts and minds of young adult readers! Writing for young adult (YA) and middle grade (MG) audiences isn't just "kid's stuff" anymore--it's kidlit! The YA and MG book markets are healthier and more robust than ever, and that means the competition is fiercer, too. In Writing Irresistible Kidlit, literary agent Mary Kole shares her expertise on writing novels for young adult and middle grade readers and teaches you how to: • Recognize the differences between middle grade and young adult audiences and how it impacts your writing. • Tailor your manuscript's tone, length, and content to your readership. • Avoid common mistakes and cliches that are prevalent in YA and MG fiction, in respect to characters, story ideas, plot structure and more. • Develop themes and ideas in your novel that will strike emotional chords. Mary Kole's candid commentary and insightful observations, as well as a collection of book excerpts and personal insights from bestselling authors and editors who specialize in the children's book market, are invaluable tools for your kidlit career. If you want the skills, techniques, and know-how you need to craft memorable stories for teens and tweens, Writing Irresistible Kidlit can give them to you.
| Author | : Haleemah |
| Publisher | : Xlibris Corporation |
| Total Pages | : 107 |
| Release | : 2017-01-17 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1524573604 |
One day a smile next day a tear Follow me threw my journey Read my suspense Travel threw my mind with me and see what make sense to me. A woman trap in the mind of a little girl Read about me and how they messed up my world How can I smile with all these tears? Im smile because after it all Im still here
| Author | : Mary Downing Hahn |
| Publisher | : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt |
| Total Pages | : 229 |
| Release | : 2009 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0547076606 |
In a small Southern town in 1944, two girls secretly help a seriously ill army deserter, a decision that changes their perceptions of right and wrong. Issues of moral ambiguity and accepting consequences for actions are thoughtfully considered in this deftly crafted story.
| Author | : Amelia Atwater-Rhodes |
| Publisher | : Delacorte Press |
| Total Pages | : 256 |
| Release | : 2008-12-23 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0375891897 |
DANICA SHARDAE IS an avian shapeshifter, and the golden hawk’s form in which she takes to the sky is as natural to her as the human one that graces her on land. The only thing more familiar to her is war: It has raged between her people and the serpiente for so long, no one can remember how the fighting began. As heir to the avian throne, she’ll do anything in her power to stop this war—even accept Zane Cobriana, the terrifying leader of her kind’s greatest enemy, as her pair bond and make the two royal families one. Trust. It is all Zane asks of Danica—and all they ask of their people—but it may be more than she can give. A School Library Journal Best Books of the Year A VOYA Best Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror List selection
| Author | : Karol Ruth Silverstein |
| Publisher | : Charlesbridge Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 339 |
| Release | : 2019-06-25 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1632897997 |
Winner of the Schneider Family Book Award! A debut novel for fans of The Fault in Our Stars that thoughtfully and humorously depicts teen Ricky Bloom's struggles with a recent chronic illness diagnosis. "Silverstein sheds a powerful light on disease and how managing it can bring out one’s inner warrior. A blistering coming-of-age tale that will propel readers into Ricky’s corner." -Booklist As if her parents' divorce and sister's departure for college weren't bad enough, fourteen-year-old Ricky Bloom has just been diagnosed with a life-changing chronic illness. Her days consist of cursing everyone out, skipping school--which has become a nightmare--daydreaming about her crush, Julio, and trying to keep her parents from realizing just how bad things are. But she can't keep her ruse up forever. Ricky's afraid, angry, alone, and one suspension away from repeating ninth grade when she realizes: she can't be held back. She'll do whatever it takes to move forward--even if it means changing the person she's become. Lured out of her funk by a quirky classmate, Oliver, who's been there too, Ricky's porcupine exterior begins to shed some spines. Maybe asking for help isn't the worst thing in the world. Maybe accepting circumstances doesn't mean giving up.
| Author | : Sweary Indigo |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 82 |
| Release | : 2020-11-16 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
Manifest good vibes and self love with some positive profanity! Relax and color each page while you breathe in the good shit and exhale the bullshit. The affirmations inside this book will encourage you to embrace your badassery so you can tell any negative thoughts to f*ck off! Features: 40 Coloring Pages with designs that range from mandalas to whimsical and abstract. Some Examples of The Affirmations Are "Happiness is my f*cking birthright", "I'm a direct descendant of badassery", "I'm a magnet for motherf*cking miracles", and "I'm allowed to say no to bullshit". Suitable For All Skill Levels with a variety of simple to complex designs Single Sided Pages. This avoids any bleed through and will allow you to frame your art. Colored pencils are recommended. Great Gift For Women! This coloring book uplifts and empowers while bringing laughter to the recipient. Book Size is 8.5 x 11
