Swear Like A Mother Fucking Hairdresser

Swear Like A Mother Fucking Hairdresser
Author: Hairdresser Swear Coloring Books
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2019-11-16
Genre:
ISBN: 9781708859701

Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )

Swear Like a Mother Fucking Hairdresser

Swear Like a Mother Fucking Hairdresser
Author: Bookish Swear Coloring Book
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2020-10-07
Genre:
ISBN:

Looking for funny gifts for Adults? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book is perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation. PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! GET YOUR COPY TODAY!

Swearing Like a Motherfucking Hairdresser

Swearing Like a Motherfucking Hairdresser
Author: Colorful Swearing Dreams
Publisher:
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2019-07-16
Genre:
ISBN: 9781080844982

GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Hairdresser Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, hairdressers who can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULT ONLY. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Make Dipshits Look Great" "Be Nice to Me, I Can Make You Look Like a Twat" "I am an Hairdresser, I'm not a Fucking Magician" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for social workers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY

This Hairdresser Needs A Mother Fucking Drink

This Hairdresser Needs A Mother Fucking Drink
Author: Zoom Coloring Book
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2020-10-17
Genre:
ISBN:

Looking for the perfect gift idea for a Adults? Then, this Swear Words Coloring Book is the perfect gift idea for the Adultss. This is a thoughtful gift for the hardworking Adults you know for Stress Relief and Relaxation.Get this fun activity Swearing Coloring Book for Adults to fill with your favorite colors, watercolors, colored pencils, crayons, or gel pens. WHY YOU CHOOSE THIS LOVELY COLORING BOOK: 50 Beautiful Illustrations: This coloring book included 50 Unique Illustration Images for immersive fun, relaxation, and stress relief! Perfect for All Skill Levels: It is a perfect coloring book for all ages and skill levels even if you are a beginner. Relaxing Coloring Pages: This incredible swear coloring book is an effective and fun-filled way to relax and reduce stress. Makes a Perfect Gift: Wonderful stress relieves and Relaxation Gift Ideas who love to color. BUY NOW AND START COLORING... Scroll to the Top of the Page and Click Add to Cart Button for Start Coloring, and Relax!

This Hairdresser Needs A Mother Fucking Drink

This Hairdresser Needs A Mother Fucking Drink
Author: Shine Coloring Book Publication
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2020-11-05
Genre:
ISBN:

Looking for the perfect gift idea for Adults? Then, this Swear Words Coloring Book is the perfect gift idea for Stress Relief and Relaxation. This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book is perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation. WHY YOU CHOOSE THIS LOVELY COLORING BOOK: 50 Beautiful Illustrations: This coloring book included 50 Unique Illustration Images for immersive fun, relaxation, and stress relief! Perfect for All Skill Levels: It is a perfect coloring book for all ages and skill levels even if you are a beginner. Relaxing Coloring Pages: This incredible swear coloring book is an effective and fun-filled way to relax and reduce stress. Makes a Perfect Gift: Wonderful stress relieves and Relaxation Gift Ideas who love to color. BUY NOW AND START COLORING... Scroll to the Top of the Page and Click Add to Cart Button for Start Coloring, and Relax!

This Hairdresser Needs A Mother Fucking Drink

This Hairdresser Needs A Mother Fucking Drink
Author: Hairdresser Swear Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2019-11-16
Genre:
ISBN: 9781708859985

Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )

Go the F**k to Sleep

Go the F**k to Sleep
Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Akashic Books
Total Pages: 18
Release: 2011-06-14
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1453271023

The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Mother Said So

Mother Said So
Author: Jocelyn Dexter
Publisher: Open Road Media
Total Pages: 379
Release: 2024-06-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1504095480

A battle for dominance erupts between a monstrous mother and her meek son, in this psychological thriller by the author of Bad Company and Uninvited. Dennis is in his thirties. He has an ineffectual father, a domineering mother, and a socially awkward demeanor. Nevertheless, he’s determined to find a girlfriend, despite his mother’s taunts that he is incapable of such a feat. When he finds an alcoholic woman in an unconscious stupor by the roadside, recently beaten and robbed, he brings her back to his new home: the basement of a house in which he is the caretaker. Rosie awakens to find herself in the hands of a strangely unthreatening but disturbing man: an innocent in the world around him; gentle and mild yet still very unsettling. Every evening, he returns to the family home to spend time with Mother. What ties the twisted mother and son so inextricably together? Is Rosie’s fate sealed? And how far will Mother go to regain her control?

Cornelius Sky

Cornelius Sky
Author: Timothy Brandoff
Publisher: Akashic Books
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2019-08-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1617757276

“A serious comic novel about human failings and forgiveness. This remarkable study of a doorman will stay with you, and live on.” —Allison Janney, Oscar Award–winning actress Cornelius Sky is a doorman in a posh Fifth Avenue apartment building that houses New York City’s elite, including a former First Lady whose husband was assassinated while in office. It is 1974 and New York City is heading toward a financial crisis. At work, Connie prides himself on his ability to buff a marble floor better than anyone, a talent that so far has kept him from being fired for his drinking. He pushes the boundaries of his duties, partying and playing board games with the former First Lady’s lonely thirteen-year-old son in the service stairwell—the only place where the boy is not spied upon mercilessly by the tabloid press and his Secret Service detail. Connie believes he is the only one who can offer true solace and companionship to this fatherless boy, but his constant neglect of his own sons and their mother reaches a boiling point. His wife changes the locks on his own door, and he finds himself wandering the mean streets of the city in his uniform, where unlikely angels offer him a path toward redemption. Cornelius Sky is an elegant picaresque that beautifully captures an opulent city on the edge of ruin and recovery. “A novel that seems to be everywhere, and is superbly told. The storyteller has the sharp eye and calm voice of an intrigued looker-on.” —Larry Heinemann, National Book Award–winning author of Paco’s Story “A dramatically satisfying and emotional resonant novel.” —Publishers Weekly

What My Hairdresser Knows

What My Hairdresser Knows
Author: Steven Gorrie
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 134
Release: 2000-12-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0595147704

Poor Joe...just when he thought he was at that point in life where everything was supposed to be perfect...he thought he’d achieved everything he strived for only to discover he still wasn’t content. In fact, now he felt like he had nothing to look forward to in life. So, on the urging of his clients and friends, he undertakes a wacky ride through the intoxicating world of New Age remedies, trying to rediscover his spirituality. Through the course of this touching and enormously funny real-life tale, he not only discovers love but realizes it was only he who had the power all along to heal himself. What My Hairdresser Knows is an intriguing, witty story of a New York hairdresser and his relationships with his colorful group of clients and friends. If you’ve ever told your hairdresser a little secret, it’s probably in this book...enjoy...