The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook

The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook
Author: W.H. Mumfrey
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 227
Release: 2009-04-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1440307881

Resistance is Your Prime Directive Have you ever experienced a sensation of missing time? Have you ever found a metallic implant somewhere in your body? It's likely that you're a victim of alien abduction, and you don't even know it. Aliens are among us. While the true intentions of these mysterious intruders from outer space are unknown, there's no doubt that their actions are nefarious. It's your right - your civic responsibility - to learn the skills necessary to protect yourself, your loved ones and ultimately your planet. Aliens want to whisk you away in the night to perform terrifying experiments on you. Isn't it time you learn how use your MP3 player to defend yourself from their paralyzing powers? Shouldn't you know how to evade the pursuit of a flying saucer? Wouldn't you sleep better at night knowing some proven hand-to-hand combat techniques guaranteed to stop your extraterrestrial foe in its tracks? Make no mistake - our world is under attack and this handbook may be the only thing standing between the human race and total annihilation. Read it and join the resistance.

Can You Survive an Alien Invasion?

Can You Survive an Alien Invasion?
Author: B. A. Hoena
Publisher: Capstone
Total Pages: 113
Release: 2015-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1491458534

"A You Choose adventure about surviving an alien invasion"--

Surviving an Alien Invasion

Surviving an Alien Invasion
Author: Charlie Ogden
Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2017-12-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1538214199

"Why waste time wondering if aliens could invade? It's better to prepare for their arrival, and while it would be nice if they were friendly, it's best to plan for a hostile takeover. It could mean the difference between life and certain doom. Readers will snatch up this high-interest survival guide, whether they're believers in UFOs or not. Its imaginative solutions to all problems an alien conquest might bring will make them confident of their own survival in the most challenging situations. Comprehensible text is coupled with an engaging design notable for its entertaining and vivid images."

Would We Survive an Alien Invasion?

Would We Survive an Alien Invasion?
Author: Katie Chanez
Publisher: Capstone
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2019-05-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1496660706

There are many stories in books and movies about what would happen if aliens invaded Earth. Would humans be able to survive if aliens took over our planet? Read more to find out!

The Alien Invasion

The Alien Invasion
Author: W. H. Wilkins
Publisher: Good Press
Total Pages: 202
Release: 2019-11-29
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

'The Alien Invasion' is a non-fiction book where the author lies out his dislike of the current immigration policies applicable to the British Empire at the time. The concepts and discussion points brought up in this book may not be suitable to modern sensibilities, but it nonetheless presents an accurate view of individuals who share the same beliefs as the author, during his era, and even today.

Teenagers Guide to Surviving an Alien Invasion

Teenagers Guide to Surviving an Alien Invasion
Author: Brad Shaw
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2018-12-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781630213633

Two friends narrate a scene that starts with them seeing an alien ship in the air circling around them. What do they do next? They try their best to save themselves as well as the audience by taking us on a "Guide to Surviving an Alien Invasion." In a series of vignettes, the two friends show the audience a slew of different ways that they could survive this invasion. With a lot of energy, laughs, and interesting situations the story quickly goes from zero to one hundred. By the end of the scene we have had: a ship hijacked, aliens taken hostage, an alien friendship develop, a scene reminiscent of Rambo, video games, and besties. What more could you want from a survival guide? Do they save us all from being eaten alive by our alien enemies or like any other alien movie do they get eaten or dragged onto an alien spaceship never to be seen again? With the imagination of these two friends absolutely anything is possible.

Alien Invasion Owners' Resistance Manual

Alien Invasion Owners' Resistance Manual
Author: Sean T. Page
Publisher: Haynes Publishing UK
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780857337719

With many of the world's top scientists now predicting that the Earth will be invaded by aliens within the next few decades, the battle to defend our planet from fiendish extra-terrestrials is no longer the realm of science fiction. UFO sightings and abduction cases continue to increase, with millions around the world now reporting that they have been held by aliens - everything is pointing to a day when we will be invaded by forces from beyond our Solar System. But don't panic - the Alien Invasion Owners' Resistance Manual has been designed to provide you with the very latest scientific insight and intelligence available on aliens and their plans to take over our gleaming blue planet. In true Haynes style, it aims to demonstrate how with the right knowledge, training and a substantial reel of aluminum foil, the concerned citizen can really hit ET where it hurts. You can protect your home and family from mind-bending abductions, you can ensure that you remain free of any sinister implants and you can determine which shape-shifting lizards are working to take over society. Accompanied by illustrations, maps, diagrams and step-by-step instructions, this resistance manual will be essential reading for those interested in protecting the planet from alien invaders. - Discover the truth about aliens and how they have already infiltrated Earth - Learn the real story behind the Roswell crash, Area 51 and terrifying facts about alien abductions - Read about the alien species that threaten us -from the DNA-hungry Greys to the shape shifting Draconian reptiles - Become an Extra-terrestrial Prepper - trained and ready to defend our planet - Create an abduction 'safe room' in your home and learn how to fight alien invaders - A comprehensive analysis of alien invasion strategies and how humanity can defeat them - A complete blueprint to the defending of our Solar System - Plus hundreds of new uses for aluminum foil

Alien Invasion Hacks

Alien Invasion Hacks
Author: Virginia Loh-Hagan
Publisher: Cherry Lake
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2019-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1534149244

Could you survive an alien invasion? This book could save your life. With five survivalist hacks from everyday objects, aliens don't stand a chance! Hacks are paired with a STEM connection that explains the science behind how the hack works. Written at a lower reading level with considerate text, these super engaging, high maturity books are sure to grab struggling readers. Also includes a table of contents, glossary, index, author biography, sidebars, educational matter, and activities.

Occupied Earth

Occupied Earth
Author: Gary Phillips
Publisher: Polis Books
Total Pages: 362
Release: 2015-10-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1940610575

RESISTANCE IS ALL For years, writers and filmmakers have speculated about the possibility of the Earth being invaded by aliens from another planet. But what if the aliens have been watching us, infiltrating us via human collaborators, or even surgically altering themselves to look human? Occupied Earth is a groundbreaking anthology that explores the idea of what the world would look like years after its conquest. 20 years after a successful invasion by the Makh-Ra, humanity still exists, only it has become subservient to a race of occupiers who govern the devastated planet. But, as much at things continue with some sense of normalcy, something has happened in the Mahk-Ra’s empire. Earth, once considered a strategic beachhead of major importance to the Empire, has been downgraded in its value. Things are starting to degrade. Our planet is the last place any self-respecting Mahk-Ra officer wants to be assigned. Yet, despite everything, life continues. These stories bring us face to face with annihilation — and show how we can pull ourselves back from the brink. Featuring Rachel Howzell Hall, Lisa Morton, Matthew V. Clemens, Howard Hendrix, Nathan Walpow and more, OCCUPIED EARTH is coming. Stay safe. Stay strong. Survive at all costs.