STOOPID CRIMINALS

STOOPID CRIMINALS
Author: Patrick Stogden
Publisher: Patrick Stogden
Total Pages: 10
Release: 2020-03-26
Genre: Antiques & Collectibles
ISBN:

Who doesn't love stupid criminals? They're all over the world! From crime scene selfies to stupid disguises, they make us feel smarter by their very existence! Here's 18 examples of people, from the UK, United States, and Australia, who should just get a regular job.

Weird But True!

Weird But True!
Author: National Geographic
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 180
Release: 2012
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1426308612

Did you hear the one about the crook who broke into a vending machine and then left a trail of cheese curls all the way to his hideout? Or the burglar who left his wallet in an apartment he robbed, and actually went back to get it? Based on the Stupid criminals busted! column in National Geographic kids magazine, this collection of stories about stupid criminals and the ridiculous ways they give themselves away is illustrated with collage art and sprinkled with more than 150 weird-but-true facts about crime.

Stupid Criminals

Stupid Criminals
Author: Virginia Loh-Hagan
Publisher: Cherry Lake
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2017-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1634729811

Take a look at the world's stupidest criminals--from the banana gunman to the market bandits. These stories are too strange to be made up! Written with a high interest level to appeal to a more mature audience and a lower level of complexity with clear visuals to help struggling readers along. Considerate text includes tons of fascinating information and wild facts that will hold the readers' interest, allowing for successful mastery and comprehension. A table of contents, glossary with simplified pronunciations, and index all enhance comprehension.

Seriously Stupid Criminals

Seriously Stupid Criminals
Author: Synova Cantrell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 74
Release: 2017-05-19
Genre:
ISBN: 9781545510025

Can you rob a bank with a plunger, hang yourself upside down while trying to break into a house, or call your parole officer requesting drugs? Unfortunately, the answer is yes, and the proof is found in Synova's Seriously Stupid Criminals series. During her research for her true crime biographies, Synova collected some of the most unbelievably stupid criminal stories from around the world. These stories are compiled in the Seriously Stupid Series. Book one can be downloaded for free by visiting her website www.synovaink.com This is true crime at the most hilarious level.

The World's Dumbest Criminals

The World's Dumbest Criminals
Author: Jack Kirchhoff
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Total Pages: 336
Release: 2019-10-29
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781443459396

Two men in England photographed each other stealing thousands of dollars from gambling machines. An armed man successfully robbed a pharmacy and was captured after he boasted about it on social media. A burglar spent some time cleaning the house he was robbing, and even restocked some groceries, before he was discovered fast asleep in the homeowner’s bed. (“He did burn an old saucepan, but that happens!” reported the homeowner.) Two drunken louts stole a penguin from an aquarium and tried to release him into a canal when they were sober (he was returned to the polar enclosure, unharmed). Another man attempted to hold up a bank using a cucumber as a weapon. Two fellows tried to rob a bar where the town’s police department was holding a retirement party for one of its members. For every Moriarty, there are a thousand stupid criminals who get caught in the act, or who boast about their success on social media, or whose acts are so outrageous that the police have little difficulty tracking them down. Throughout history, these criminals have been easily captured, and have sometimes even died during an ill-fated escape. New criminals are apprehended every day thanks to their own genius, their exploits captured on YouTube and Instagram. Veteran reporter Jack Kirchhoff has recorded more than one hundred of the most ridiculous, absurd and bizarre crimes that have landed on the police blotter in recent years. Hilarious and outrageous, this book will make you shake your head and perhaps second-guess your own plans to commit petty larceny.

Seriously Stupid Criminals Complete Collection

Seriously Stupid Criminals Complete Collection
Author: Synova Cantrell
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2018-04-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781986827058

Now you can own all of Synova's Seriously Stupid Criminals books all in one collection. This book includes Seriously Stupid Criminals, Seriously Dumb Disguises, Seriously Strange things to steal, and Seriously Stupid Criminals on Social Media. Not all true crime stories are full of murder, violence, and gore. Some stories are just plain hilarious. This book will have you in stitches. If you're looking for a grammatical literary work of art, this is not it. This is nothing more than pure, unadulterated sarcasm of a southern girl watching the news.

America's Dumbest Criminals

America's Dumbest Criminals
Author: Daniel Butler
Publisher: HarperChristian + ORM
Total Pages: 173
Release: 1995-09-29
Genre: True Crime
ISBN: 1418558796

100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals. WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant. Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together. The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener

Are You Sh*tting Me?

Are You Sh*tting Me?
Author: Cary McNeal
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 322
Release: 2014-10-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 069814841X

Blue Ice, Meteors, and Beaver Ass, Oh My! FACT: The use of maggots to clean wounds has proven to be effective for patients who don't respond to traditional treatments. FACT: The Icelandic dish hákarl is beheaded basking shark that is buried in the ground for six to 12 weeks to putrefy before it is eaten. FACT: Used during the Dutch Revolt, rat torture involved trapping rodents under a bowl on a prisoner's stomach then heating the bowl's exterior so the animals would eat through the victim's flesh to try to escape. FACT: The average person picks his nose five times every hour, occasionally eating what he picks. The world is a scary place, and it gets scarier every day. From the creator of the bestselling 1,001 Facts That Will Scare The S#*t Out Of You comes this new collection of 1,004 (count 'em!) truly horrifying and horrifyingly true facts about the world around us. From ancient medical practices to doomsday scenarios, to disgusting food from around the world and the entire terrifying state of Florida, the facts in Are You Sh*tting Me? are sure to entertain and disturb you at once. Unless of course you are already disturbed, in which case this is the book for you!

A Dark and Bloody Ground

A Dark and Bloody Ground
Author: Darcy O'Brien
Publisher: Open Road Media
Total Pages: 335
Release: 2014-07-01
Genre: True Crime
ISBN: 1497658535

An Edgar Award–winning author’s true crime account of a grisly string of killings in Kentucky—and the shocking spectacle of greed that followed. Kentucky never deserved its Indian appellation “A Dark and Bloody Ground” more than when a small-town physician, seventy-seven-year-old Roscoe Acker, called in an emergency on a sweltering evening in August 1985. Acker’s own life hung in the balance, but it was already too late for his college-age daughter, Tammy, savagely stabbed eleven times and pinned by a kitchen knife to her bedroom floor. Three men had breached Dr. Acker’s alarm and security systems and made off with the fortune he had stashed away over his lifetime. The killers—part of a three-man, two-woman gang of the sort not seen since the Barkers—stopped counting the moldy bills when they reached $1.9 million. The cash came in handy soon after when they were caught and needed to lure Kentucky’s most flamboyant lawyer, the celebrated and corrupt Lester Burns, into representing them. Full of colorful characters and desperate deeds, A Dark and Bloody Ground is a “first-rate” true crime chronicle from the author of Murder in Little Egypt (Kirkus Reviews). “An arresting look into the troubled psyches of these criminals and into the depressed Kentucky economy that became fertile territory for narcotics dealers, theft rings and bootleggers.” —Publishers Weekly “The smell of wet, coal-laden earth, white lightning, and cocaine-driven sweat arises from these marvelously atmospheric—and compelling—pages.” —Kirkus Reviews “A fascinating portrait of the mountain way of life and thought that forged the lives of these criminals.” —Library Journal

Freak the Mighty

Freak the Mighty
Author: Rodman Philbrick
Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
Total Pages: 140
Release: 2015-04-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1409591050

Max is used to being called Stupid. And he is used to everyone being scared of him. On account of his size and looking like his dad. Kevin is used to being called Dwarf. And he is used to everyone laughing at him. On account of his size and being some cripple kid. But greatness comes in all sizes, and together Max and Kevin become Freak The Mighty and walk high above the world. An inspiring, heartbreaking, multi-award winning international bestseller.