Stinky Santa

Stinky Santa
Author: Otto Fishblanket
Publisher:
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2017-10-11
Genre:
ISBN: 9781549948763

Jingle bells, Santa smells -he smells of mouldy cheese.He doesn't wear any trousersso you can see his knees.A new work by renowned poet and part-time aeronautical escapologist, Otto Fishblanket, Stinky Santa is a book about a smelly Santa. It is illustrated by celebrity childen's book illustrator, Gerald Hawksley.If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has pictures, and is about a smelly Santa, then you have come to the right place.(Any similarity to any real Santa is purely coincidental)* Now includes Surprise Grotty Gift!*

Stinky’s First Christmas

Stinky’s First Christmas
Author: Sandra Fairchild
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 27
Release: 2023-02-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:

Stinky is a cute, adorable, little pig, who was searching for a home when George found him. He and George have become best friends. He is very happy living on the farm with George and his new family. In this story, Stinky is excited about Christmas. He wants to learn all about Santa. George told Stinky that Santa would bring all the farmyard animals a present if they were good. Stinky could hardly wait to go tell all his friends about Santa. Will all the barnyard animals be good? Will they all get a present from Santa? What an exciting Christmas story!

The Pastor Driven Wife

The Pastor Driven Wife
Author: Paula Russell (with Kim Aldrich)
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 186
Release: 2009-07
Genre:
ISBN: 1438977441

The Pastor Driven Wife is a collection of strikingly honest stories that will bring laughter, light, and hope to anyone driving the bumpy road of faith. These stories-some hilarious, some poignant, some even miraculous-will especially encourage those who are "weary in well-doing" and provide valuable insights on how to go from "trying harder" to "trusting more." Come take a ride through Honky Tonk Hymns, My Drug Bust, Divine GPS, and many more chapters in the life of The Pastor Driven Wife. Note from the Author: "As a pastor's wife, teacher, counselor, mother, and grandma, I spent years pretending to be happy on the outside while crying and dying on the inside. I was fearful, struggling with perfectionism, fear of rejection, and an inexplicably vague sense of shame-yet deep down I always believed there had to be more. If you're feeling that same longing, there's good news....there IS more! So will you join me, maybe in your robe with your morning coffee? Let's ask the Father to bring us both together at His feet...free to laugh, cry, or simply receive His love."

Merry Christmas, Stinky Face

Merry Christmas, Stinky Face
Author: Lisa McCourt
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2016-09-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338090658

Fans of I Love You, Stinky Face, will love spending Christmas with their favorite pal! Fans of I Love You, Stinky Face, will love this Christmas story! Stinky Face loves Christmastime...but he still has plenty of questions. What if a big, wintry wind blows his Christmas tree away? What if one of the reindeer gets his antlers stuck in the branches that hang over the roof? Luckily, his imaginative Mama knows how to reassure him that Christmas will be magical! Now for the first time in 8x8I Love You, Stinky Face has sold over 1 million copies and still counting!

Santa Locked Out

Santa Locked Out
Author: Elizabeth McFadden Wright
Publisher:
Total Pages: 28
Release: 1942
Genre: Christmas plays
ISBN:

The Stink Before Christmas

The Stink Before Christmas
Author: Sam Nixon
Publisher: Scholastic UK
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2017-10-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1407185047

A riotously funny picture book spoof on THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS from BAFTA-winning children's TV presenters Sam & Mark. It's time to deliver presents, but Santa's tummy is feeling funny and he needs to let out parps along the way... But as a result, all the presents fall in the sea! Comes with a "Santa Stop Here" doorhanger!

Santa's Stray

Santa's Stray
Author: Polly M. Basore
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2004
Genre: Cats
ISBN: 9780977174928

"Santa's Stray" tells the story of a black and white stray cat who fears he will never belong, but finds that his insight into the hearts of children holds the key to granting Santa's own Christmas wish. This book was produced for the benefit of Wichita's soup kitchen, The Lord's Diner. First in a series.

Merry Christmas, Stinky Face

Merry Christmas, Stinky Face
Author: Lisa McCourt
Publisher: Turtleback
Total Pages:
Release: 2002-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9780613763202

Christmas is coming, and our imaginative little Stinky Face has lots of new questions for his mom. "What if one of Santa's reindeer gets stuck in a tree?" "What if a snowman follows me home?" "How do you thank a Christmasaurus who strings lights on our house?" Created by award-winning author Lisa McCourt and illustrator Cyd Moore, this is the first Stinky Face holiday story -- and one that is sure to become a holiday tradition in homes everywhere!

Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers

Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers
Author: Megan McDonald
Publisher: Candlewick Press
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2010-06-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0763651907

Follow your nose to a hilarious Stink-fest no kid will want to miss! GROSS ME OUT! STINK-O! SKUNKSVILLE! Stink Moody’s class is going on a field trip to the Gross-Me-Out exhibit at the science museum, and he can’t wait to see the Vomit Machine, the Burp-O-Meter, and the Musical Farts. Best of all, when he gets to the Everybody Stinks exhibit, Stink discovers that his very own nose has amazing sniffing abilities -- and he learns that some people have real jobs sniffing stuff for NASA! Soon the junior olfactory wiz is engrossed in toilet water, corpse flowers, and all things smelly, and he and Sophie of the Elves are set to go toe-to-toe in a stinky sneaker contest. Will Stink’s fetid footwear be foul enough to earn him a Golden Clothespin Award? Stink’s loyal fans will be holding their breath for his latest outrageous solo adventure.

Santa's Subpoena

Santa's Subpoena
Author: Rebecca Zanetti
Publisher: RAZ INK LLC
Total Pages: 344
Release: 2021-09-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1947418165

So Much for Peace During the Holidays Anna Albertini has her hands full during the holiday season. Her boyfriend Aiden is back in town after being undercover across the country for the last three months, and his sudden over-protectiveness is a little too much. In addition, Nonna’s latest matchmaking scheme has been so far thwarted by the two most stubborn candidates alive, and Nonna is out of patience and bringing out the big guns. Anna is forced to both protect her sister and run interference, when she’d like to jump in and find a happily ever after for everyone instead. To add to her already hectic life, her life-long stalker is about to make a move and doesn’t hide that frightening fact, although Anna is more than ready for him. In fact, she’s willing to draw him out to finally bring him down—regardless of the consequences. Finally, Santa has been arrested and charged for murder, needing a good lawyer. Who would arrest Santa? Anna can’t let this stand. It’s a good thing Christmas is a time of magic and miracles, because she’s going to need one.